He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

"Holy crap?"

"I'll let you have your way!"

"Aww..."

After being thoroughly scolded again, the husky was completely convinced and dared not be sarcastic anymore. It sat on the ground, staring with its big eyes, its body twitching.

They were all beaten to tears.

Yang Guang released his grip, stood up, and patted the black and white dog hair that covered his trouser legs.

He sat back down in the armchair, looking at it coldly, and said, "Since you've submitted, then confess honestly."

"What kind of monstrous creature are you?"

"Why are you following me?"

"If you dare utter even half a lie, I'll trade you for a pot of stewed goose!"

The husky lay on the ground and shook its big head.

It shook off a few stray hairs from its head, spun around twice, and then said, "I don't know either."

"I think I have a memory problem."

"I've forgotten everything from before, I can't even remember how old I am."

"All I know is that I came here to find someone."

"I've been traveling all over the world for years, enduring wind and rain, and suffering all kinds of cold looks."

"I found you by following the scent."

Yang Guang asked, looking bewildered, "Why did you call me?"

"Begging!"

Holy crap.

This brazen attitude of begging is truly astounding.

Yang Guang was momentarily speechless at this incredible train of thought.

"So what exactly are you?"

"How did you become a spirit?"

The husky shook its head again: "I don't know."

"I don't even know which generation of dog I am."

It looked down at its black and white fur, scratched at the dust on the ground with its paw, and its tone became more certain.

"But I have a strong feeling."

"I absolutely have purebred Chinese rural dog blood flowing in my veins!"

Yang Guang burst out laughing.

Pointing to its purebred husky face.

"You?"

"A Chinese rural dog?"

"You have such big double eyelids, blue and gold heterochromatic eyes, and a black and white floral back."

"You're definitely a husky!"

"In what way do you resemble our native Chinese rural dog?"

The husky got upset, slamming its front paws heavily on the ground, immediately protesting: "Why isn't it touching?"

"I'm mixed race, you know?"

"I guess my dad had an affair while traveling all over the country, or my mom couldn't stand being alone and cheated on me."

"I accidentally messed things up and ended up in this mess."

"But I don't care!"

It lunged forward.

It clung tightly to Yang Guang's legs with its two front paws: "No matter what, I'm sticking with you!"

"You have to take care of me!"

Good guy.

Yang Guang was completely dumbfounded.

This is the first time in my life I've ever seen a creature take shamelessness to such an extreme.

They're even more shameless than I am.

This scoundrel's behavior really does have some of the fine traditions inherited from the Yang family.

If only the old man were still alive.

You can also ask him what exactly this thing is.

Yang Guang stretched out his foot and stomped hard.

The husky held on tightly, and the dog couldn't kick away at all.

He reached up and ran his hand through his messy hair.

Count balls.

Anyway, you can't get rid of them.

This idiot isn't very bright.

IQ hovers below zero.

But the crunchy texture it made when chewing the Kumanthong shows that it does have some real strength.

Keeping them around as henchmen wouldn't be bad.

At least it will save some energy from dealing with the brats.

If you encounter danger, you can throw it out as bait.

Yang Guang stopped kicking and leaned back: "Alright."

"Since you insist on following me, then I'll mercifully accept you."

The husky suddenly raised its head, sticking out its tongue and wagging its tail wildly.

His face was full of flattery.

"but."

Yang Guang changed the subject: "Our Yang family doesn't keep idle dogs."

"Since you've entered my school, you have to follow my rules."

"Look at your ridiculously stupid face, from now on you'll be called 'Two-Fooled Fool'."

The husky's excitement froze instantly.

"A simpleton?"

"I protest!"

"This name seriously lowers my appearance and sophistication!"

"How am I supposed to make a living outside?!"

Yang Guangshun picked up the pig-slaughtering knife from the table.

I tossed it in my hand.

The gleaming blade reflected the green candlelight.

"Protest invalid."

"Say one more word, and I'll have extra food tonight!"

Er Lengzi immediately shut up.

The dog's head shook wildly.

It quickly climbed off Yang Guang's lap.

It skipped over to the armchair and found a comfortable spot to lie down.

They were determined to stay put.

After less than half a minute of silence, Er Lengzi restlessly raised his head again.

"Big Daddy."

"I didn't eat enough tonight, could you get me some late-night snacks?"

Yang Guang's eyes widened: "You just ate a Kumanthong!"

"That thing is full of resentment, can you handle it?"

Er Lengzi licked his nose: "That thing is too brittle."

"It's crunchy, but there's no meat in it."

"Not even enough to fill a gap between teeth."

Yang Guang rolled his eyes in exasperation: "No money!"

"You ate my 100,000 yuan worth of spoils, and I'm still starving!"

"You still dare to mention food?"

Yang Guang reached into his pocket and pulled out only two coins.

They were dirt poor.

He could only go to the rich woman's house tomorrow, and he had already given Yu Zixin and her widowed children 100,000 yuan, so he didn't have much money left in his pocket.

Thinking of this.

Yang Guang couldn't help but sigh, "Old squad leader, I haven't forgotten your instructions. I've taken care of them, mother and daughter. If I can't get money to get married in the future, I'll really have to use your daughter to take my place."

After sighing.

Yang Guang stood up, kicked Er Lengzi, and said, "Let's go."

"Go out and get to work!"

Where are you going?

"nonsense!"

"Didn't you say you weren't full?"

"I'll treat you to an extra meal!"

"That's great! Daddy really loves me, woof woof."

Yang Guang slapped the dog's head impatiently and said, "Remember not to speak human language when you're out and about. If you scare someone and they capture you and dissect you for research, don't blame me!"

Er Lengzi immediately nodded.

It was those clear eyes that made Yang Guang's lips twitch.

Forget it.

Let them follow; we can ask someone about the dog's origins later.

It's time to finish Lin Ran's order.

A man and his dog pushed open the courtyard gate and stepped into the night of the old street.

at the same time.

Inside a high-end villa in the city center, a pungent incense burns in a dimly lit room.

Zhang Xu fidgeted on the sofa in frustration.

He wore a completely black Buddhist amulet around his neck, tightly bound with a red rope.

He couldn't stand this awful place for even a second longer.

Old man Zhang Chengwu and that bald monk named Taigu insisted on locking him up here, euphemistically calling it "avoiding trouble."

Zhang Xu tugged at his collar, extremely angry.

Although he was terrified by Lin Ran's ghost.

But now we have amulets to protect us, so what's there to be afraid of!

What if she tries again?

But here, he couldn't hold it in any longer and suddenly stood up.

"Dad, I need to go to the restroom, I have diarrhea."

Zhang Chengwu was checking the details of the ritual with Taigu and didn't even turn his head.

"Go, don't wander off."

Zhang Xu gave a perfunctory reply and pushed open the door to leave.

Two bodyguards in black suits stood outside the door, blocking the entrance on either side.

Zhang Xu put his arm around one of the men's shoulders and lowered his voice: "Guys, standing here is just torture."

"I'll take you guys to a bar to relax, and I'll pay for everything."

"I'll arrange two top-notch girls for each of you."