Forcing universities to open up? Try it at our junior college!

"yes!"

"I'm just going to the dormitory to let Lin Qingshan out."

Upon receiving the order, the two brothers, Wang Xiaolong and Wang Xiaohu, ran towards the door without hesitation.

It wasn't just the two of them who couldn't stand Wang Cuihua and her group.

An even more important reason is that I don't dare to stay with Su Yu in this state.

Others may not understand Su Yu, but the brothers know all too well Su Yu's expressionless and frighteningly calm demeanor.

"Phew~~~"

Su Yu tried her best to calm herself down.

"Pfft~~~"

In the end, Su Yu covered his face and burst into laughter.

"Interesting, truly interesting."

"This is the first time someone has led a team to challenge Jiangcheng Vocational and Technical School."

"Okay, since you want to play, I'll play with you."

"If you're going to play, you're going to play to the end. There's no quitting halfway through!"

………………

"Boss, boss, Lin Qingshan is here!"

Soon, Wang Xiaolong and Wang Xiaohu returned with Lin Qingshan.

"President Su, did you also sense the powerful demonic energy emanating from that zombie?!"

Lin Qingshan was agitated. Before Su Yu could even ask a question, he strode up to Su Yu and said anxiously.

"These zombies are too bold. Before, they only came out at night when the yang energy was weak."

"They've even dared to show their faces during the day these past few days; we really can't let this drag on any longer."

"Yes, yes, Master Lin is right."

Su Yu smiled and grasped Lin Qingshan's hand, looking at him with enthusiasm, and said in a flattering tone:

"Master Lin, you are the 188th generation successor of the Maoshan School!"

"If you allow such a monster to wreak havoc on the world, you will be letting down your craft, your sect, the people, and... "

"Now you only need to use swift and decisive methods to deal with this monster!"

"Really?"

Under Su Yu's flattery, Lin Qingshan's lips almost curled up to the sky.

"Really?"

"Of course, when have I, Su Yu, ever lied?"

"I never hesitate to praise capable people."

"That's right, that's right."

At this moment, Lin Qingshan felt as if he were floating on air.

"President Su, rest assured, with me here, I will definitely wipe out these zombies that plague humanity!"

"Then I'll leave it to Master Lin."

Lin Qingshan nodded emphatically and solemnly guaranteed:

"I'll go and gather my disciples now, and prepare the tools to subdue these zombies."

Facing Lin Qingshan, who was eager to try and couldn't wait to show his skills.

All of this was under Su Yu's control.

As the president of the student council, Su Yu relied not only on force and fists.

After so many years of getting along, Su Yu has mastered the most powerful instructions for using every magic pill at Jiangcheng Vocational School.

Faced with Wang Cuihua this time, Su Yu played the Lin Qingshan card.

"Okay, then I'll wait for you at the school gate." Su Yu nodded slightly, then looked at Wang Xiaohu and instructed, "

"Xiao Hu, go and assist Master Lin."

"Yes, boss."

Wang Xiaohu immediately set off and followed Lin Qingshan as he walked out the door.

"Boss, should I go with Xiaohu to help Lin Qingshan prepare?"

Wang Xiaolong asked in a low voice.

"No, no, no."

Su Yu shook his head repeatedly, a faint smile playing on his lips.

"You have more important things to prepare."

"Something more important?"

Wang Xiaolong's eyes were filled with confusion, wondering what more important matter was being entrusted to him.

Based on Su Yu's performance just now, Lin Qingshan should be the lord this time, and he shouldn't be needed, right?

"Yes, it's something even more important." Su Yu's lips curled up higher and higher, almost reaching a height he couldn't reach.

"Xiao Hu is preparing weapons and tools for Master Lin to use in exorcising demons. What you need to prepare is something even more important than these."

"After all, we live in a society governed by the rule of law. How can we function without rules and regulations?"

"Go and prepare Lin Qingshan's Taoist certificate and Taoist robes in advance."

"This makes us seem more authoritative, and if the police come, we'll have something to say."

"What?!"

The confusion in Wang Xiaolong's eyes turned into shock. He looked at Su Yu with an incredulous expression and asked doubtfully:

"Boss, are you alright?"

"This Lin Qingshan is not a Taoist priest at all; he is a severely mentally ill person, the kind that cannot be cured."

"You really think of him as some kind of Taoist priest who slays demons and monsters?"

"Go! Go! Go."

Su Yu looked at the shocked Wang Xiaolong with disdain and said scornfully:

"Do you even need to tell me? How could I not know?"

"Although Lin Qingshan doesn't have a Taoist certificate, he has a more authoritative proof than a Taoist certificate."

"Taoist priests have a Taoist priest certificate that allows them to legally capture demons. Lin Qingshan also has such a certificate, although it is not a Taoist priest certificate, but it is more useful than a Taoist priest certificate."

At this point, Wang Xiaolong finally understood what Su Yu meant.

"Boss, so this is what you meant!"

Wang Xiaolong looked at Su Yu with admiration, his tone full of respect:

"You're really too cruel, making Lin Qingshan carry a certificate of mental illness."

"I'll go to the archives right now and get the certificates that several top-tier hospitals jointly issued to Lin Qingshan, proving his severe mental illness, delusional disorder, and... mania."

With Wang Xiaolong gone, Su Yu was left alone in the room once again.

Su Yu slowly walked to the window, looked in the direction where the square dance music was still playing, and murmured:

"I hope you can withstand Lin Qingshan's offensive; I don't want an overwhelming victory."

"Finally, someone's willing to play with me~~~"

At this moment, Su Yu was like a Pokémon Master who had collected all the SSR-level Pokémon in his Pokédex, enjoying the process of arranging his troops.

On Lin Qingshan's side.

"Brother Wang Xiaohu, go and buy two hundred catties of glutinous rice right now, along with several buckets of black dog blood, boy's urine, willow twigs..."

"As for the copper coin swords, I have a few more here. That's all. The sooner the better."

After sending Wang Xiaohu to buy equipment, Lin Qingshan looked at his disciples and said loudly:

"Disciples, as Taoist priests who uphold justice and vanquish demons, we must suppress these zombies with swift and decisive measures."

"The demons are ruthless when they do it."

"Do you remember how I taught you how to eliminate zombies?"

"First, pour a child's urine on the other party. If they panic and dodge or react violently, they are a zombie who is afraid of pure yang energy."

"If you strike the person with a copper coin sword and they wail in pain, you can be sure they are not alive."

"If you sprinkle freshly cooked glutinous rice on someone's face and they scream in pain after touching it, they are definitely a zombie."

…………

After listing several methods for identifying punishable zombies, Lin Qingshan paused, then continued:

"Now that I've told you how to distinguish them, the next step is to deal with the zombies."

"First, use a top-quality willow branch, as thick as an arm, to whip it. The old saying goes that willow branches ward off evil spirits; after a few whips, an ordinary zombie will curl up, collapse, and lose its ability to move."

"If the willow branches don't work, then we'll use the thunder magic of our Maoshan sect to subdue them."

"Considering your limited knowledge of Taoist arts, I will teach you a method that keeps pace with the times."

Then Lin Qingshan took out a high-power, high-capacity power bank with a special, thick charging cable with exposed outer sheath connected to it.

"Each of you will receive one of these magical artifacts. Just press a switch to activate it and unleash your lightning magic—give me a good shock!"

"yes!!!"

Just as Lin Qingshan's men were lining up to receive their magical artifacts, a man dressed in a Taoist robe rushed over in a panic.

"Master, Master, the two hundred catties of glutinous rice we bought are all cooked!"

"It's cooked, are you sure?"

"Confirmed, confirmed, this disciple used a pressure cooker to cook the glutinous rice at 120 degrees Celsius!"

"Alright, everything's ready. Let's set off immediately to eliminate the zombies!"