After his blunder in the handsome guy's comment section was exposed.

Lin Xuechun can still manage to come up with some interesting things every day when it comes to just casual banter, but when it comes to voice messages, she can't do it.

My body can't take it.

Sorry, brother, I ate too much today…

ksmk: [Where did the little glutton go to steal some fish?]

ChunChun: [Just finished eating with a handsome guy, and I got bumped into.]

ksmk: [How handsome is he?]

Chun Chun: [Super handsome. His body and face are perfect, he's totally my type.]

ksmk: [Is it going to rain?]

Chun Chun: [Torrential rain ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

ksmk: [Such a high rating?]

Chun Chun: [Mmm, it really feels right]

I can't help but blush and feel weak in the knees when I see him. Does that mean I have feelings for him?

On the other end of the phone, Xi Chenzhou saw the answer she sent, and a smile involuntarily crept onto his lips, his fingers typing on the screen—

ksmk: [I'm heartbroken. It turns out I'm not your only brother.]

Chun Chun: 【But you are my only online husband ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧】

Anyway, calling someone your husband online doesn't require any responsibility.

ksmk: [But you don't have any feelings for your husband anymore...]

Chun Chun: [You just need to seduce me a little and you'll get pregnant.]

ksmk: [How to seduce?]

Chun Chun: [You know what I most want to see 〃∀〃]

ksmk: [Give me a hint...]

Chun Chun: [It's...the kind I haven't seen before...I've always been curious about it...]

ksmk: [Then there's only…]

A few seconds later, an image popped up.

The photo is a selfie taken while lying down, with long, slender legs casually spread apart, one straight and the other bent. The V-line is faintly visible along the edge of the letter, comparable to a high-fashion photoshoot of a CK male model, and you can even clearly see the direction of the curve!

Woohoo! (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.!

Chun Chun: [Brother! You're so good at this!]

[I was seduced.]

ksmk: [Are you coming?]

Chun Chun: [Mmm.]

The next second, the voice message from the other end popped up impatiently, and Lin Xuechun answered it.

【Sweetie, baby…】 The voice on the other end was noticeably hoarse.

【Brother~】 Lin Xuechun was also incredibly cutesy, acting like she was being pampered.

……

……

ksmk: [Baby, whose face are you imagining? Hmm?]

Chun Chun: 【…Of course it's my brother's】

ksmk: [Liar, you've never even seen me before...]

Who are you thinking about? Hmm?

Chun Chun: [You...you don't know me...sob...sob...]

ksmk: [Is this the handsome guy you had dinner with today?]

Chun Chun: 【…Uh-huh…】

ksmk: [What's your name?]

Chun Chun: [...] I can't say.

ksmk: [Name initials are fine too, baby, calling you by your name feels better.]

Chun Chun: [I'm calling someone by their name at a time like this...you...you don't mind?]

ksmk: [I'm very generous if I can help you...]

Chun Chun: 【...Ah, um xcz...】

ksmk: [Say it again...]

Chun Chun: […xcz]

ksmk: [Call me husband...]

Chun Chun: [Waaah...no...waaah...it's time, brother~]

ksmk: [Hmm—the little glutton has had his fill…]

……

Lin Xuechun listened to the low breathing coming through the earphones, and waited until the other person calmed down before saying, "I'm so tired... I still need to take a shower..."

ksmk: [Use wet wipes?]

Chun Chun: [No, I'm a germaphobe...]

ksmk: [Shall we rest for a while before going?]

Chun Chun: [I'm afraid I'll fall asleep...]

ksmk: [The voice chat is working, I'll call you later.]

Chun Chun: [Brother, aren't you sleeping? Oh right, you're in America, so it should be noon now, right? But why does brother always contact me at noon?]

ksmk: [I'm relatively free at noon, but I have to catch up on a deadline tonight.]

Chun Chun: [Oh, I see. You guys are so curly.]

ksmk: [Yeah, it's quite curly. Don't you curl your hair for work?]

Chun Chun: [I'm not rolling it up, I'm lying flat.]

She doesn't have much ambition; she just lets things take their natural course within her capabilities.

ksmk: [What do you do for a living?]

When it comes to personal topics, Lin Xuechun doesn't want to go into detail; she said that mentioning her initials was already her limit.

She was also a little worried that the more she talked to ksmk, the more feelings she might develop.

It's fun to rant and have fun online, but when it comes to relationships, it's a different story.

The internet is the internet, and reality is reality; it's best to keep them separate.

Chun Chun: [It's just a normal job, brother, I'm going to take a shower now...]

ksmk: [Sad, you'll just throw it away after you're done using it?]

Chun Chun: [No, I'll ask my brother out again next time.]

ksmk: [Isn't he my husband anymore?]

Chun Chun: [Okay, goodbye internet husband!]

ksmk: [Remove the internet.]

Lin Xuechun has no problem chatting by typing, but this is voice chat!

She hesitated to call him "husband" in the voice message.

Chun Chun: 【…I'm really hanging up, brother, bye-bye!】

Knowing she was shy, Xi Chenzhou didn't insist, besides, he was already very satisfied with what he had done for her that day.

ksmk: [Bye-bye, baby.]

……

The voice call ended.

Lin Xuechun lay there for a few seconds to recover, and thinking about what had just happened, she couldn't help but cover her face in shame.

She's really losing all sense of decency.

Ahhh, this is so embarrassing!

Fortunately, only she knows this side of herself; if others were to discover it...

She dared not think about it…

correct!

Change your name!

Lin Xuechun quickly went into her homepage settings and changed "Chunchun Loves Meat" to "Little Snowflake".

It would be better to change to a purer name.

I also updated my privacy settings to make sure that acquaintances wouldn't see my posts.

After setting it up, she was about to exit TikTok and go take a shower when her phone suddenly vibrated again.

A WeChat message came in.

xcz: [Shall we have lunch together tomorrow?]

Upon seeing the letters "xcz", Lin Xuechun instantly recalled the scene from just now and covered her eyes in embarrassment.

Waaaaah... Please, let her lose her memory!

I can't even look at him directly now.

How could she have gotten so carried away just now? She actually called another man's name! She must have lost her mind!

Xuebao: [I'm making plans to go out for dinner with my classmates tomorrow, sorry.]

Lin Xuechun still made an excuse to refuse.

There was really no way I could meet him the next day as if nothing had happened.

Noon the next day.

To avoid running into Xi Chenzhou in the cafeteria, Lin Xuechun specifically switched to eating at the teachers' cafeteria.

The school has a dedicated teachers' canteen, which students can also eat in. The food quality is higher than in the student canteen, but the prices are also higher. However, teachers receive a subsidy, while students have to pay the original price.

Therefore, not many students usually go there.

As luck would have it, she bumped into Xi Chenzhou in the teachers' cafeteria!

What's even more awkward is that she's all alone.

I wasn't with my classmates at all.

They didn't go out to eat either.

Waaaaah... My toes are gripping the ground.

When Xi Chenzhou saw her, he raised an eyebrow and walked towards her with his tray. Before he even got close, Lin Xuechun already felt her cheeks burning, her heart pounding, and her eyelashes trembling.

Her first instinct was to hide.

She pretended not to see him, naturally looked away, then turned and blended into the crowd before quickly moving towards the cafeteria exit.

It's finally out.

call--

She had just breathed a sigh of relief when she felt a light tap on her shoulder, and a casual voice resonated in her ear.

"Hey, why are you running?"