After his blunder in the handsome guy's comment section was exposed.

Lin Xuechun was being held in Xi Chenzhou's arms, and both of them were recent hot topics, so even with the cover of night, they still attracted a lot of attention.

Several girls passing by noticed them. On the surface, they calmly walked past the two, arm in arm, but once they turned into the dormitory, their expressions immediately changed 180 degrees, becoming excited, thrilled, and beaming with joy.

"Oh my god, I never knew my crush was so lovey-dovey in a relationship! I thought he'd be as aloof as usual, the kind of guy who needs the girl to make the first move, but he's actually more proactive! He was even hugging his girlfriend tightly at the dorm entrance, they're so in love!"

"Their height difference is incredible. When the girl stands up and leans her head against his chest, he can easily put his arm around her waist. His shoulders are so broad; it feels so safe to lean on him. Last time he was changing clothes on the sidelines after playing basketball, his physique was amazing. Wow, his girlfriend must eat really well..."

"The school heartthrob is eating well too. Lin Xue is so beautiful, I'm totally smitten with her looks and figure. Last time I passed by their dorm, she had just changed into a slip dress and wasn't wearing a jacket yet. Her whole body was so fair, soft, and curvaceous. What impressed me most was her breast shape. It was the first time I'd ever seen such perfectly round breasts, perky and beautiful. After putting on a loose shirt, they looked so slender. I almost couldn't resist asking her for her bra link, hahaha..."

"Now that you mention it, I'd like to get the link too. Why don't you ask her? And ask her to share the clothing link as well. I think her outfits are pretty good, relaxed yet subtly sexy."

"Okay, I'll ask her roommate. Her roommate and I are from the same hometown, and we've attended several hometown gatherings together."

……

When Lin Xuechun was being held by Xi Chenzhou, her little face was pressed shyly against his chest, avoiding the passing classmates, completely unaware that she had been seen through completely.

Some classmates even started eyeing her underwear.

She said goodnight to Xi Chenzhou, then shyly broke free from him and ran into her dormitory.

Even after she finished showering and lay in bed, her heart was still pounding and her cheeks remained hot.

His words, "girlfriend," echoed in my ears.

And he keeps calling her baby.

How come he calls me that so naturally?

*Sobbing*

She hugged the blanket in bed, burying her face in it, her mind replaying the tone and manner in which he called her.

My heart can barely take it.

As she was blushing with thought, her phone rang beside her pillow.

Upon opening it, I saw a WeChat message—

xcz: [So when are you planning to give me a formal title, baby?]

Status?

Didn't she just tacitly agree to it?

Lin Xuechun held her phone, her fingertips hovering over the screen. She blinked, her almond-shaped eyes filled with a hint of confusion.

Before I could figure out how to reply, another message popped up on the other end.

xcz: [Who am I to you now?]

He'd hinted so obviously, Lin Xuechun's lips curved into a smile, and she typed: [Boyfriend?]

xcz: [Remove the question mark.]

Olaf: [Boyfriend.]

xcz: [Hi, girlfriend.]

Xuebao: [Hi, boyfriend.]

You owe me 800 million.

puff.

After finishing typing, Lin Xuechun couldn't help but smile.

I wonder if Xi Chenzhou will get this joke.

She had previously made a wish in the comments section, hoping that she wouldn't win 800 million.

Now that they're in talks, they've lost 800 million!

xcz: [Not 500 million?]

Huh, he actually got it?

Olaf: [It's eight hundred million!]

xcz: [Fine, I guess I'll just have to spend my whole life paying off this debt.]

A lifetime to repay?

Lin Xuechun's face flushed uncontrollably.

This man!

He's good at it! ! !

She felt incredibly tongue-tied in front of him.

No, it's because she doesn't have a disguise anymore. If the person opposite her is a handsome stranger, she can still be very good at it!

Lin Xuechun silently comforted herself.

Xi Chenzhou from the other side sent another message—

xcz: [What is the baby doing?]

Olaf: [Ready to sleep.]

After the call, I felt a bit cold.

He added, "And you?"

xcz: [Getting ready to take a shower.]

?

You were chatting with her while showering?

Olaf: [Then go wash up quickly.]

xcz: [Does baby want girlfriend perks?]

Olaf: [What kind of perks?]

xcz: [The kind you like.]

What she likes?

Lin Xuechun seemed to be lost in thought.

People's hearts are yellow.

She replied very reservedly: 【?】

xcz: [Let me help you remember.]

Immediately afterwards, Xi Chenzhou sent over a screenshot of a private message chat on Douyin.

In the screenshot, Lin Xuechun says she wants to see him take a shower.

He only showed it to his girlfriend.

She said these things without any restraint when she was hiding her true identity, but once she returned to reality, Lin Xuechun felt like a female hooligan.

Upon seeing the screenshot, she was so embarrassed that she slapped her forehead repeatedly.

Woo woo woo.

The internet has a memory!

These stains can never be erased...

My phone vibrated; Xi Chenzhou had sent another message:

Baby, I will help you fulfill all your wishes.

Now I can show you.

Lin Xuechun's face turned bright red as she rapidly tapped the screen with her fingers:

【…】

I'm not watching!!!

【You're not allowed to post this!】

After typing, she threw her phone aside and pulled the blanket over her face.

Her chest heaved, and her red lips parted slightly as she breathed heavily.

Waaah, her true nature has been completely exposed in front of him.

That's so embarrassing.

Hey.

My phone vibrated again.

Lin Xuechun took several seconds to pull off the blanket covering her face, her hand reaching for her phone, her heart pounding in her chest.

Did he really record a video of him taking a shower for her?

Certain images flashed through her mind, and she bit her lip in embarrassment, her toes curling up.

Two little people are fighting in my mind.

One person said, "Don't look."

One person said, "Look, he's your boyfriend now, what's wrong with looking at him?"

I finally turned on my phone.

There were no videos or pictures in the dialog box.

It's an emoji of a hand pinching a kitten's cheek, accompanied by the text "Just kidding."

He's teasing her!

Lin Xuechun puffed up her cheeks in anger, opened her emoji library, picked a cat waving its paw (with the caption: "I'll punch you away"), and sent it over. (Click to view)

xcz: [rubbing a kitten's face.jpg]

Olaf: [Knocking on the cat's head.jpg]

xcz: [Cat stuck to the wall.jpg] (Click to see the meme)

Olaf: [A barrage of cat punches.jpg]

xcz: [My wife smells so good, I want to sleep next to her.jpg] (Click to see the emoji)

Lin Xuechun's cheeks flushed as she looked at the emoji of the two cats snuggling together that he posted, along with the caption "Wife".

I have no idea where he found these cheesy emojis.