Survival in the Class: I'm the Only Boy on the Bus

While the elderly people were surrounding Xiao Chen and the other girls, Haji Zhou was sitting on the rooftop watching when he spotted a big sister with a red ponytail carrying a black giant sword walking out from around the corner of the street.

When Lu Wanzhou saw this cool "big" woman wearing a tight black vest and cargo pants, and her signature red hair, Lu Wanzhou's eyes widened suddenly, and her pupils dilated in shock.

She rubbed her eyes several times in disbelief.

That's when it was confirmed that the "older" sister who was chewing on a white steamed bun while leaning against the wall and watching the play was probably the aunt!

Lu Wanzhou was both happy and afraid that she had mistaken someone for someone else.

While still invisible, she immediately jumped off the building and silently approached Qin Hongkou's side in a few flashes.

Once she confirmed that it really was her aunt, Lu Wanzhou was so overjoyed that she forgot she was still invisible and called out to her.

This made Qin Hongkou think she had been ambushed, and she threw a punch at Lu Wanzhou, who was in stealth mode...

If Lu Wanzhou hadn't been so agile, she probably would have been punched half to death by this unreliable aunt...

Once Lu Wanzhou stood behind Qin Hongkou, she deactivated her invisibility.

Only then did Qin Hongkou smell the familiar scent of roses. Turning around, she suddenly realized that the person she had almost killed was Wan Zhou...

That is, Xiao Chen's little wife...

And then...

*Duang!*

*Duang!*

Yes, it's two sounds...

Qin Hongkou opened her arms towards Lu Wanzhou, revealing her body covered by a tight black vest...

Lu Wanzhou's eyes reddened slightly, and she immediately threw herself into Qin Hongkou's arms.

And it was a sudden, violent pounce...

The pink one was pressed against the black one, and both were flattened...

(Pink) Dᗡ (Black)

(For audiobook listeners, this part is even more interesting when read in text form.)

Before the time travel, whenever Aunt and Lu Wanzhou met, they would always hug each other, and they would always leave Jiang Chen standing aside.

It's probably some kind of strange ritual among girls.

Jiang Chen didn't mind, because there were things he liked to watch...

Every time Jiang Chen saw this extremely heated scene, he couldn't help but sigh:

"Truly, it's a classic case of the left side always losing..."

Although Qin Hongkou was only Jiang Chen's aunt, Lu Wanzhou had always had a very good relationship with Jiang Chen and was his childhood sweetheart.

Therefore, Qin Hongkou treated Lu Wanzhou very well and tacitly accepted that Lu Wanzhou was Jiang Chen's future wife...

Qin Hongkou also frequently invited Lu Wanzhou to her villa for meals and workouts.

Every Chinese New Year, the aunt would prepare two identical gifts and red envelopes for Jiang Chen, and the other one would be for Jiang Chen's wife.

Qin Hongkou would often tease Lu Wanzhou, calling her Jiang Chen's little wife.

Each time Lu Wanzhou heard this, she would blush, lower her head, and offer a slight rebuttal...

Jiang Chen not only didn't refute it, but also readily accepted her aunt's teasing, which made Lu Wanzhou both happy and shy...

At this moment, the aunt kept stroking Lu Wanzhou's pink hair, and the aunt's mouth actually turned into a cat's mouth.

(^•⩊•^)

My aunt is like that; she can't resist cute things. Once she touches something cute, her mouth automatically turns into an adorable cat's mouth.

In Jiang Chen's opinion, that cat-like mouth has become his aunt's signature expression...

After the two girls had hugged enough, the pink and black girls could finally catch their breath, no longer wanting to be squashed...

Qin Hongkou cupped Lu Wanzhou's face in her hands and carefully examined Xiao Chen's new wife.

Qin Hongkou looked left and right, then pinched the skin on the left and right, much like a mother-in-law welcoming her daughter-in-law home for the New Year.

Although this kind of thing should be done by Jiang Chen's mother, Qin Hongkou and Jiang Chen's mother have worn the same underwear since they were young, so there is no distinction between your little wife and my little wife. They are all family!

Qin Hongkou patted Lu Wanzhou's shoulder and then gave it a quick squeeze:

"Great, my little wife! You're not missing any limbs, and you haven't lost weight!"

Upon hearing her aunt's familiar teasing, Lu Wanzhou lowered her head and blushed, a rare occurrence for her.

She's the boss on the bus, no one but Xiao Chen can make her bow down! Who can make her bow down?!

But now...

She actually showed such a shy, girlish side in front of Qin Hongkou...

She's completely lost her bossy, high-class aura...

In front of her aunt, who had watched her grow up, Lu Wanzhou's entire air of sophistication would instantly crumble, and she would revert to being a well-behaved little girl.

At this moment, Lu Wanzhou's eyes were unfocused, and even her speech was somewhat incoherent:

"Auntie...please stop making fun of me..."

"Xiao Chen and I aren't like that..."

Lu Wanzhou initially wanted to say that she and Xiao Chen weren't in that kind of relationship, but then she thought about how she and Xiao Chen had talked three times in the past two days, and concluded that they probably were...

Qin Hongkou noticed that Jiang Chen's young wife was not only stammering, but also failed to finish her sentence at a crucial moment.

The aunt thought Lu Wanzhou was just shy, which was why she didn't finish her sentence.

But the next second, Qin Hongkou felt something was wrong.

Based on her understanding of Lu Wanzhou, Jiang Chen's wife was always straightforward, so why was she stammering now?

Qin Hongkou raised an eyebrow, suddenly thinking of something unbelievable.

Her pupils suddenly dilated, and her mouth, lightly coated with red lipstick, slowly opened wide.

Qin Hongkou's expression changed rapidly:

(^•⩊•^)

⚆_⚆

Σ(ﾟдﾟlll)！ ！

≖◡≖

(For audiobook listeners, this part is even more interesting when read in text form.)

Qin Hongkou suddenly leaned closer, her voice becoming louder:

"No...no? You really talked to Xiao Chen?!"

"How many times have we exchanged ideas?! Is Xiao Chen that good?"

"Come on! Tell your auntie how it feels?! I want to see the results of my training... Abu! How about the results of my hands-on guidance of Xiao Chen's training?"

Hearing her aunt's string of words, Lu Wanzhou was immediately too shy to speak and could only nod repeatedly.

Qin Hongkou stroked her chin with satisfaction and chuckled.

Lu Wanzhou didn't need to say anything more; a simple nod was enough for Qin Hongkou to understand—she understood everything...

It's like... my own cabbage has been eaten by a pig?

Of course, the cabbage here refers to Jiang Chen, and the 'pig' is...

Actually, this was just an inappropriate analogy by Qin Hongkou; it didn't mean that Lu Wanzhou was a pig...

If only the pigs were cute little miniature pigs...

Qin Hongkou sighed softly to herself.

I was hoping to be the first pig, but my wife beat me to it...

But it's alright, one generation plants the trees and another enjoys the shade.

Qin Hongkou didn't mind; it was just Duo Wanzhou alone.

What Qin Hongkou didn't know was... that many other "pigs" had taken advantage of Jiang Chen, this "cabbage"...

To be precise, it was Jiang Chen, this "cabbage," who ended up with a "pig"...

I can't imagine how surprised my aunt will be when she finds out.

Qin Hongkou suddenly seemed to remember something, and the smile on her face vanished, replaced by worry:

"Hey, little wife, where's your husband?!"

"Didn't you two... you know... do that? You should be on the same team, right?"

Lu Wanzhou had already accepted the title of "little wife," after all, her aunt had always called her that...

But Lu Wanzhou sighed softly.

She knew her aunt was unreliable again...

Wasn't my aunt just looking at the crowd?

That tallest one is so handsome, Auntie, didn't you recognize him as Xiao Chen?

What did you see all for nothing?

Ugh... what an unreliable aunt.

As for why Lu Wanzhou said her aunt was unreliable...

Lu Wanzhou couldn't help but recall the day she and Xiao Chen first came to Kyoto before she transmigrated...

Jiang Chen and Lu Wanzhou were both admitted to Tsinghua and Peking Universities.

The day before they were to start school, when they arrived in Kyoto for the first time, their aunt said she would take them to the most upscale restaurant in all of Kyoto.

As a result, Auntie ordered all the most expensive dishes for the meal. After ordering, Auntie suddenly said that she had something to do and went out for a while, and would be back soon, so that Jiang Chen and Lu Wanzhou could eat first.

All the dishes were served, but my aunt still hadn't returned.

Jiang Chen didn't stand on ceremony and started eating right away, even telling Lu Wanzhou not to be polite.

Lu Wanzhou was indeed not polite. She was quite familiar with her aunt, just like her own aunt. The key was that although her aunt was very rich, she had no airs at all.

But after they had both eaten their fill, their aunt still hadn't returned. Jiang Chen and Lu Wanzhou stared blankly at the bill of hundreds of thousands handed to them by the waiter...

Just as Jiang Chen and Lu Wanzhou were about to be reported to their uncle, their aunt rushed back in a panic, covered in cat hair...

It turns out she went to another villa specifically for cats, and got so engrossed in petting the cats that she completely forgot about Jiang Chen and Lu Wanzhou, who were still at the upscale restaurant...

As Lu Wanzhou pondered this, she couldn't help but sigh softly again.

She gestured with her chin toward the tallest, most conspicuous person in the crowd:

"Auntie, the tallest one is Xiao Chen... I bet... you didn't miss it again, did you..."