Survival in the Class: I'm the Only Boy on the Bus
Chapter 213 Jiang Chen Asks His Aunt Three Questions
Although Jiang Chen was internally complaining, the corners of his mouth still betrayed him, because they turned up on their own!
Jiang Chen knew that this was something his aunt had deliberately done unintentionally...
When Jiang Chen stayed at his aunt's villa before, his aunt also just threw her clothes around like this...
And these aren't ordinary clothes...
She even asked Jiang Chen to wash those kinds of clothes as payment for the rent...
And it must be washed by hand...
Because my aunt's clothes can't be machine washed.
Jiang Chen complained more than once while washing the clothes: "These clothes are expensive and can't be machine washed, what's the point of buying them?!"
What's the point? I want him to wash it by hand.
Jiang Chen wiped the blood from the tip of his nose and put the eight burlap sacks into his handbag.
To Jiang Chen's surprise, the eight burlap sacks only took up one compartment.
[Sacks filled with supplies] ×8
I have to say, this item is really useful, especially in dungeons where you can't bring the [Space Backpack] in.
After loading the supplies, Jiang Chen clapped his hands to signal the girls to maintain their formation and led them to the top of the city wall.
As Jiang Chen and his group walked, the white doves that had been leisurely playing on the cement ground took flight and stood on the edges of the buildings on both sides.
And so, the white doves huddled around the edge of the gray-black stone building, their red eyes darting around as if watching Jiang Chen and the others go.
The girls' mood improved as they looked at the white doves on both sides. They started chattering around Qin Hongkou, and most of their conversations revolved around her.
How does it feel?
Did the sports committee member wear a shirt when exercising?
Such embarrassing topics...
Jiang Chen could only sigh helplessly, but he didn't stop the girls.
Anyway, with Wu Maiduo's [Full Vision] and her own [Full Map] watching over them, and Ying Feixue's strength perception, it's good for the girls to relax a little.
After all, he didn't know what he would face in the next instance.
If it's always taut, it'll break easily...
But after the girls got excited, Jiang Chen had a strange feeling that he was taking a bunch of kids on a spring outing.
As a social terrorist, Qin Hongkou walked naturally among the girls and answered their questions one by one with a smile.
Of course, it's one thing for her aunt to bully Jiang Chen in private, but in front of other girls, she still gives Jiang Chen a lot of face, praising him to the skies...
The aunt also went along with Xiao Chen to help protect her best friend's son.
Qin Hongkou had no idea how terrifying Jiang Chen's stats were.
If she knew, she wouldn't have had the idea of "protecting her best friend's son"...
Lu Wanzhou remained hidden, protecting everyone.
They truly deserve to be called our good class monitor and Sister Lu!
Wu Maiduo kept an eye on the surroundings, especially on the two residents, Hunter and Ziying Liuli.
However, both of them walked further away, seemingly deliberately avoiding Hazard.
As Jiang Chen walked, he turned to ask his aunt, his tone casual, but his eyes were fixed on her expression:
"Auntie, how many zombies have you killed?"
As soon as Jiang Chen said this, the chattering girls instantly fell silent.
They knew that the sports committee member was trying to recruit their aunt into the team, so they wisely kept quiet and deliberately slowed down their pace to give Qin Hongkou and the sports committee member some space.
Qin Hongkou didn't stop walking. She stretched lazily as she walked, making the black fabric in front of her even tighter.
She said casually:
"I haven't counted, but I estimate there are over a thousand. There was an A-level dungeon that I had to fight a mother and daughter for an hour, so I spent the whole hour killing them."
"Heh! After I killed a few hundred, the system said it had triggered some hidden mission. When I finally finished killing them all, the system said it had rewarded me with an S-rank treasure chest, and that's how I got this weapon."
Qin Hongkou flicked the [Crimson Thunder Sword] behind her back, and the black hilt clanged.
"Xiao Chen, you know what, this weight of weapon is just right for me!"
As Qin Hongkou spoke, she took the black greatsword down with one hand and held it up sideways with the other...
Her fiery red high ponytail billowed in the wind, like a blazing flame.
Crimson arcs of electricity swirled around the giant sword, crackling with electrical activity.
They say if you see someone wielding a Guan Dao (a type of Chinese sword) with one hand, you're a genius if you don't run away.
But if you see someone balancing a giant sword with one hand and don't run away, then you're really like a sparrow pecking at a cow's rear end—a sparrow eating a cow's ass!
Jiang Chen's lips twitched when he saw his aunt showing off.
He already knew that his aunt was strong; the combined weight of the three major weightlifting events was almost as much as his own.
Unexpectedly, after transmigrating, my aunt awakened the talent of [Pure Strength]...
It really suits her quite well...
As Tang Yan, the little koi fish, gazed at Qin Hongkou's back, the one hand holding the greatsword to the side, her eyes momentarily glazed over, as if she were seeing Augusta, one of the 108 anime wives...
In Augusta's character PV, at the end of the video, she seems to be holding a Chocola with one hand in the same way.
Tang Yan, the little koi, turned her head to look at Gao Leng Feixue, who was staring at Qin Hongkou's back.
Tang Yan clicked her tongue twice softly:
"Great! Both Fei Xue and Augusta are on our team!"
"A Glory! To the Seven Hills!"
"I will sever the cage of destiny!"
"Plus, I, Lady Fou, will buff their damage! Hehe! This setup is amazing!"
Tang Yan, the little koi, proudly put her hands on her hips and puffed out her little chest.
Seemingly feeling a slight itch at the corner of her mouth, she raised her hand and wiped it haphazardly, even taking a slurp.
Tang Yan's mutterings were completely incomprehensible to the girls...
Bai Nuonuo kept nodding beside Tang Yan.
Although she didn't understand what Sister Tang Yan was saying, nodding in agreement was the right thing to do!
Jiang Chen continued by asking his aunt a second question, his expression becoming serious as well:
"Auntie, have you ever killed a player or an NPC?"
After asking the question, Jiang Chen turned his head slightly and looked at his aunt.
Qin Hongkou slung the greatsword back behind her, put her hands in the pockets of her work pants, and continued walking forward.
No, not at all.
Looking at Qin Hongkou's back with her hands in her pockets, the girls suddenly felt that it was very similar to the sports committee member's posture of having his hands in his pockets, which also gave people a great sense of security.
They really are "family"!
Jiang Chen was somewhat surprised by his aunt's answer. In this unpredictable survival game, his aunt had never killed any players.
Jiang Chen then asked a third question:
Why?
Qin Hongkou also turned her head and glanced at Jiang Chen:
"Oh! You're interrogating your aunt now?!"
She felt that Xiao Chen was acting strangely today, as if she was being interrogated on purpose.
But she still answered truthfully:
"No particular reason, I've only ever encountered solo dungeons, I just kill them all!"
"I've only encountered multiplayer dungeons twice: one was yesterday's A-rank dungeon, and the other was today's racing dungeon."
"No one else bothered me, and I'm too lazy to be a ruthless killer, so that's it!"
After Qin Hongkou finished speaking, she grabbed Jiang Chen with her right arm, clenched her left fist, pressed the tip of her fist against Jiang Chen's temple, and twisted it hard twice:
"Hey kid, how dare you talk to your aunt like that?!"
"I finally managed to see you and your little wife, and you, instead of waiting for me, immediately launch into a three-part interrogation?!"
"Don't think that just because you're Zhirou's son I won't dare to discipline you. Believe me, I'll show you right now what it means to still call someone your auntie!"
"Before you transmigrated, your mother said that she could discipline you however you wanted if you misbehaved!"
Jiang Chen was speechless.
"Auntie... my mom's exact words were 'teach,' not 'discipline'..."
Qin Hongkou raised her hand without hesitation and slapped Jiang Chen on the back with a loud 'smack'.
"They're all about the same!"
The white pigeons by the roadside were startled and flapped their wings twice.
The girls watched from behind as the sports committee member was suppressed by his aunt, and they all covered their mouths and chuckled.
This was the first time they had ever seen the sports committee members so thoroughly manipulated.
Even Sister Lu couldn't do that...
The girls were really surprised that their aunt could completely overwhelm the sports committee member in terms of presence. It's true what they say, your aunt is your aunt!
In the girls' eyes, Sister Lu was more like a comrade-in-arms who had fought alongside Jiang Chen for many years, while Auntie was like a big sister who could protect both of them...
You can't call her Auntie Chicken Feather anymore. From now on, you should call her Big Sister Qin or Sister Hongkou!
Qin Hongkou put her arm around Jiang Chen's shoulder and walked towards the city wall, acting like a big sister, only missing a black leather jacket and sunglasses.
But soon, she frowned and looked down at her empty left hand.
He should have been holding Xiao Chen with his right arm and his wife with his left.
But when she turned her head to look around, she realized that her young wife was nowhere to be found!
Qin Hongkou scanned the area but couldn't find Lu Wanzhou's signature pink short hair, and let out a soft exclamation:
"Xiao Chen, where's your little wife?"
Jiang Chen subtly removed his aunt's right hand from his embrace:
"Auntie, stop looking. Wanzhou has gone into hiding. She's our team's assassin, responsible for keeping watch in secret."
"By the way, Auntie, do you want to join us?!"
Without a second thought, Qin Hongkou slapped Jiang Chen on the back again...
*Smack!*
This time there was no "duang~!"
Because Jiang Chen had anticipated his aunt's actions, he had already covered his back in advance...
(Scroll down for some cute photos of my aunt!)
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