The sky curtain makes you a useless class monitor, yet you act arbitrarily for eternity?
Chapter 216 My Second Brother is Invincible
"What the hell are you asking the second brother? (laughing and crying)"
The words may be rough, but the principle is sound.
"Can someone explain why Old Master Yan decided to use the system after being called a dog?"
"How old is the person upstairs?"
"Brother, I'll be 9 years old this year."
"..."
[Narrow paths form a forest]:
"Don't call me brother, I'm afraid of getting an electric shock."
[Takimaku]:
"It's actually a very simple principle."
"This line comes from the ending of the ancient film and television series 'A Chinese Odyssey'."
"The image of a dog: obedient, powerless, and without the right to do as it pleases."
"What Supreme Treasure initially wanted was worldly love and freedom."
"But to save Zixia, we need power, and to gain power, we must wear the golden headband."
"But once he puts on the golden headband, he becomes Sun Wukong, and he can no longer have worldly desires; he can no longer have Zixia."
"Old Ancestor Yan is the same."
"The system is the golden headband that gives him power."
"But once he puts it on, it means that he, a young man, is pursuing a woman who is over fifty years old."
"Yes, he is able to get feedback from it."
"But think about it, this kind of thing happened in a small town."
"One tells ten, ten tell a hundred."
"Do you think Mengbao will find out? Will Mengbao's family find out?"
"Even if Old Master Yan becomes wealthy, will he ever turn back?"
"Or rather, are Mengbao's family willing to accept Old Ancestor Yan?"
"I suspect that more likely it's because Old Master Yan doesn't want his bad reputation to tarnish Mengbao's reputation."
"In other words, with this step, the bond between Ancestor Yan and Mengbao is completely severed."
"What he gained was power, but what he lost was the right to turn back."
Ai Kun's figure reappeared.
He looked at the screen full of comments and clicked his tongue in amazement.
"Back in the day, our Old Master Yan chose the strategy that attracted the most comments!"
"Shut up!"
[Narrow paths form a forest]:
Will Momoba make a comeback?
Ai Kun paused for a moment while holding the folding fan.
"meeting."
The barrage of comments immediately sped up even faster.
"Is there still a chance for them to get back together?"
"If Old Ancestor Yan becomes successful later, will he go back to find Mengbao?"
Aikun sighed.
"Unfortunately, the two never got to see each other in the end."
After those words were spoken, the live stream room, which had just become lively, quieted down again.
Ai Kun did not continue to explain.
He unfolded his folding fan and immediately changed the subject.
"Alright, let's continue the story!"
"So, our Ancestor Yan has finally decided to use this system, right?"
"You have all witnessed the ancestor's execution capabilities."
"What are you doing?"
Ai Kun suddenly slammed his hand on the table and leaned forward.
"Auntie, I'll take all the sausages today!"
"Will you be my wife?"
"still?"
He stood up, spun around in front of the camera, and deliberately struck a frivolous pose.
"Oh, little beauty, I think you're quite attractive."
"Here, this is ten thousand yuan."
"You think you can live a life of luxury by following me?"
"puff--"
Jinling Wuzhong Shang
The students couldn't help but laugh when they thought about that scene.
There's no other reason than that it's indeed a bit of a social dead end.
"Hurry up and tell us, host!"
"Stop stringing me along!"
"Ugh!"
Ai-Kun pointed at the camera with a folding fan.
"You guys are just too impatient."
"Our ancestor Yan understood this principle very well."
"Tea should be shaken slowly; haste makes the flavor dissipate!"
"so what!"
"What did our ancestor Yan do?"
Aikun's smile deepened.
"He told Aunt Huang."
He cleared his throat and imitated Yan Cong's tone.
"Hey sis, do you hire any apprentices to grill sausages?"
"Our Aunt Huang was puzzled."
"What? You're a millionaire, and you want to learn my sausage-grilling technique?"
"Besides, there's not much to learn about grilling sausages. You just put frozen sausages on the grill, and anyone with hands can do it, right?"
"At this point, our ancestor Yan started to put on his acting skills."
"He kept recounting his past experiences."
"How tragic it is for Grandma!"
"I injured my left hand while forging that weapon."
"I'm almost out of money to even rent a weapon-refining room."
"I had no choice but to ask my beautiful and kind sister for a skill to make a living."
"How pathetic is that!"
"More importantly, Old Master Yan also prepared everything."
"The plaster cast is real, the payment slip is real, and Grandma's illness is real."
"He was ridiculed during this time, so he worked hard to forge weapons, and Aunt Huang saw it all."
Aikun tapped the folding fan in his hand.
"Women, when they see such a filial and sensible teenager, their maternal love overflows."
"I'm heartbroken!"
"Then……"
"Isn't that the first step in solving this problem?"
"Old Master Yan successfully became an apprentice and learned the craft, and his sausage stall was set up next to Grandma Huang's."
"After closing up shop each day, the two of them would sit together and chat."
"Today, someone's daughter-in-law is arguing again; tomorrow, someone's grandson will get the lowest score in his exam."
"Old Ancestor Yan is not in a hurry to deliver anything, nor is he in a hurry to complete any system tasks."
"First, completely integrate yourself into the circle of middle-aged women."
"Once we're more familiar, we can slowly build up our relationship."
"What's this called?"
"Take it one step at a time!"
"Of course, our ancestors didn't rest after closing up shop."
"What is 'How to Make Middle-Aged Women Fall in Love with Me'?"
"What '180 Ways to Bargain'?"
"What 'square dancing techniques'?"
"That's all targeted learning!"
"We must keep up culturally, and we cannot lag behind militarily."
"Whenever I have time, I start training myself to the point of exhaustion."
"It's not just about training yourself."
"He even dragged his second son into training with him!"
"For more details, please see the two video clips below."
Aikun smiled and stepped aside.
The images on the sky lit up.
A brick was enveloped in holy light.
There was a rope tied under the brick.
The rooftop of Wuzhong Building in Jinling.
Yan Cong's face stiffened at first, then he forced himself to regain his composure.
The boy in the projection, Yan Cong, gritted his teeth, his face flushed, and stared intently at the mirror in front of him.
"Up up—down down—left left—right right!"
The bricks below the rope began to sway from side to side.
Immediately afterwards, the bricks rose into the air.
Turn.
stop.
Finally, it landed accurately back in its original position.
"What the hell..."
Ye Chen's jaw almost dropped to the ground.
He looked at the sky, then at Yan Cong beside him, his eyes gradually losing focus.
"Hehehe!"
Yan Cong couldn't suppress the urge to smile.
He raised his chin, his face full of arrogance.
"I already told you, my second brother is invincible!"
"You still don't believe me!"
Xingyao shifted in Ye Chuhao's arms and reached out to pry Ye Chuhao's hand away from her eyes.
"Class monitor, why are you covering my eyes?"
"What are you looking at!"
Ye Chuhao gave her a light tap, clearly annoyed.
"Children shouldn't watch this!"
"Well……"
Xingyao pouted, looking aggrieved.
Yan Cong couldn't help but laugh when he saw this.
"Ouch."
"What happened to our class monitor?"
"Are you envious of my unique martial arts skills?"
"I feel a little inferior, that's why I don't let your little wife—"
Ye Chuhao's face darkened, and he raised a finger.
Yan Cong's second half of his sentence caught in his throat on the spot.
The next moment, a massive amount of mental energy crashed down.
Yan Cong was lifted off the ground, his legs forcibly spread apart, and headed straight for the level eight broadsword erected on the roof.
"Ahhhhh—"
"Class monitor!"
"Class monitor! Dad!"
"Grandpa! You were wrong! You were wrong!!!"
"ah--"
The blade was only half an inch away from the vital spot, and Yan Cong's voice changed from fright.
"Whoosh!"
Yan Cong stopped in mid-air.
Ye Chuhao flicked his finger.
Yan Congfei flew back to the rooftop, crashed to the ground, and rolled several times.
After that, when he saw the second video clip, he didn't dare to continue showing off.
The first video is simply unbelievable.
The second video completely overturned everyone's understanding.
What do you mean by "your second brother can pick up a half-meter-tall wheel and spin it around?"
What does it mean to say, "You can hula hoop while suspended in mid-air, and your penis will spin too!"?
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