I told you to change your skills, and you changed them into a nuclear explosion immortal?

"Huh? What the heck???"

Upon hearing this, Lu Yun coughed up a mouthful of blood.

"To make her genuinely shed tears of sorrow???"

I'm in awe!

Lu Yun felt like dying.

Now he finally understood why the two fish-men had such strange expressions, and he also understood why the salted fish's six older sisters had such sympathetic looks.

Seeing that Lu Yun and the other four were all stunned in place, the Mermaid Queen wiped away her tears sadly.

"Xiao Qi is just a simple child over three hundred years old. She has never experienced love and doesn't understand what it is. But as you know, merfolk are loyal to love and only love one person in their lifetime. If..."

"Don't give me that kind of talk!"

When Lu Yun came to his senses, he shuddered with anger, his face turning black. Especially when he saw the innocent and ignorant look in Xianyu's eyes, goosebumps rose all over his body.

He'd rather die than date that damn salted fish!

"Sigh... the legend of the mermaid is still so tragic."

"It really fits the stereotype."

"So, the biggest test is here: to choose between a human body and a fish tail, or a fish body and human legs."

"Hey? Lu Yun, why are you looking at us? We're women."

Lu Yunqi trembled with coldness and stiffly turned his head to look at Li Zian.

"Huh?! Huh! Huh! Huh!!! Brother Yun? New account! Don't mess with me!"

Li Zian was startled, his face turned pale. He would rather die than fall in love with a salted fish.

Seeing that the atmosphere was getting a little tense, the Mermaid King gave an awkward laugh.

"I knew it... this is a bit tricky..."

It's more than just difficult to handle.

This is worse than letting him just storm into the demons' lair!

But the problem is, we have to do these special tasks...

Looking at the clueless salted fish again, Lu Yun imagined a scenario of talking about feelings with her, and he couldn't help but almost ejaculate.

"No...it still won't work...you filial son! It's your time to shine!"

"No, no! Brother Yun! Dad! Don't just keep causing trouble for me!!"

Li Zian shook his head so hard it looked like a rattle drum.

Lu Yun looked at Xu Qingmeng and the other two who were trying not to laugh, and the three of them quickly waved their hands in fright.

"Don't look at us, we are women."

Lu Yun sighed, feeling increasingly hopeless about life.

"No, we need to think of another way."

Time is of the essence, and he has two tasks to complete, so he must resolve this issue quickly.

Lu Yun forced himself to calm down, carefully recalling what the Mermaid Queen had said, and pondering how to break the deadlock.

"Tears that come from the heart are the truest tears..."

"I really...I really..."

Lu Yun muttered a few words, then suddenly paused.

"Wait a moment?"

Lu Yun looked at the Mermaid Queen seriously.

"Are you sure that as long as she genuinely sheds tears of sadness, that's enough?"

The Mermaid Queen nodded and spoke with great sadness.

"Yes, so, sir, you are preparing to marry our little Qi."

"Are you crazy? Am I crazy???"

"Why would I marry this thing instead of a stunning beauty like Qingmeng?"

Lu Yun almost lost his composure, which made Xu Qingmeng blush deeply.

"Alright."

Seeing that the Mermaid Queen was about to say something, Lu Yun quickly interrupted her.

"Come here, salted fish."

The salted fish was a little scared, but after the mermaid queen gave her a look that said "good luck," she still cautiously walked over.

"Lu Yun, what are you going to do...?"

Lu Yun sneered, then curled his lips into a wicked smile.

"I need some small pearls, I hope you can help me."

"To cooperate, to coordinate?"

Lu Yun didn't say anything more and punched her in the eye, knocking her down.

"Ouch! My eyes!"

The salted fish, in pain, covered its large eyes and began to lay its cocoons on the ground. Seeing this, Lu Yun ignored the astonishment of the mermaid king and his wife and waved to them.

"You filial son! Get him! Kick him around like a madman!"

After saying that, Lu Yun jumped up and his size 45 foot landed directly on the salted fish's belly.

"Bang!!!"

"Ouch!!! My stomach!!!"

"I'll teach you to scare me! I'll teach you to yell! I'll teach you not to drop your little pearls! I'll teach you not to drop them!"

"Oh dear! Ouch! My back!"

Li Zian was initially a little afraid of Lu Yun's words, but when he saw Lu Yun kick the salted fish's leg so hard it was lifting up and down, his eyes lit up.

"Brother Yun! I'm here! I love doing this job!"

As they spoke, the two surrounded the salted fish, kicking her face with their big feet. Later, Li Zian felt it wasn't enough, so he jumped up and kicked her. Lu Yun, still not satisfied, took out his staff and swung it around, giving her a fierce barrage of blows.

"Bang bang bang!!!"

"Ouch, my elbow!"

"Bang bang bang!!!"

"Oh dear, my corrugated cap!"

Watching the two men violently kick the salted fish, the mermaid queen, who had been in shock, came to her senses and covered her mouth in terror, tears streaming down her face.

Although the Mermaid King felt sorry for her, he knew that the truth was in Lu Yun's hands. Helpless, he could only hold the Queen and dare not open his eyes, hoping that it was all an illusion.

However, seeing the salted fish crying but not dropping its little pearls, Lu Yun also got annoyed.

"You son of a bitch! Drop it right now!!!"

"Bang bang bang!!!"

"Oh my god!!!"

The salted fish was like an unkillable cockroach. Lu Yun and his companion kicked it around for a full half hour, and even though they were exhausted, the salted fish was still jumping around.

"Damn... such a scourge can live on for a thousand years!"

Lu Yun couldn't help but swear, he was so angry he was practically fuming.

"If you don't produce those little pearls soon, I'll turn you into dried fish!"

"Oh? No way! I don't want to be a dried fish!!! Waaah!!!"

As if something had been touched, the salted fish's tears instantly turned into large pearls, which completely stunned the mermaid king and the others who had been reluctant to do so.

"Holy crap? This is possible???"

Lu Yun's eyes lit up with joy, and he quickly squatted down to pick it up. He hadn't expected that his carelessly made threats would actually come true.

【Mermaid's Tears】: Quest item, no other use.

【Mermaid's Tears (Silver)】: This item can be used to enchant weapons and equipment, increasing water skill damage by 30% and water resistance by 30%.

"Oh ho? It's a treasure?"

Lu Yun's eyes gleamed as he looked at the dozen or so pearls of varying sizes in his hand, and he was overjoyed.

"Great! Quest item acquired! You filial son! You're outta here!"

"Okay, Brother Yun!"

Lu Yun waved his hand to summon the Starlight Dragon, and then looked at Xu Qingmeng and the other two who were still in a daze.

"Still trying to fool me? Let's go!"

The three of them were taken aback and quickly turned their faces away, pretending not to know each other.

But the Starlight Dragon had already growled, so the three of them could only jump onto its head and stare straight at the sea.

Seeing that Li Zian had also gone up, Lu Yun turned to look at the Mermaid King.

"I need to use this salted fish as a tour guide; I'll return it to you when I'm done."

After saying that, he stomped his foot hard on the ground, shaking the wailing salted fish awake, and then kicked her in the stomach with a powerful shot.

"Get out of here!"

"Bang!"

"Oh my god!!!"

Watching the salted fish transform into a parabola and fly up to the starlight dragon, the entire family of eight fish were completely bewildered.

"This sir... is incredibly capable..."