Stop pretending, the fake heiress is actually a master of metaphysics.
Chapter 55 Dog Shit
Upon hearing this, Shen Yingjia's expression froze beneath her mask.
That damn Shen Nian!!!
Could it be that she recognized him?
But that shouldn't be the case... He's covered up so thoroughly.
The comments section was filled with laughter.
Hahahaha!
[What? Did the streamer predict this guy will eat shit tonight?]
Is this for real? This is just too... bizarre.
[But the streamer was never wrong; she said, "This guy is definitely going to eat shit tonight!"]
[Waiting for this guy to eat shit!]
[Hahahaha, of all people to mess with, you had to mess with Master Shen!]
Shen Yingjia gritted her teeth: "I'm not a dog, how could I possibly eat shit? Don't talk nonsense!"
"You wait here, I'll have someone bring the food over right away. Your calculations can't possibly be true!"
Shen Nian shrugged: "Whatever you want."
Shen Yingjia dialed the internal phone: "Um, Aunt Wang, I want to have a late-night snack. Could you send me a bowl of seafood porridge?"
"What? Aunt Wang, you took the day off today? Fine, fine, I'll find someone else."
"Uncle Meng... what did you say? You twisted your ankle and can't get out of bed?"
Shen Yingjia refused to believe it and called several of the servants' informants.
However, either the line was busy and they couldn't make a call, or there was a reason why they couldn't come.
Shen Yingjia thought angrily, "Is the Shen family paying them such high salaries just so they can do nothing but eat?"
All he wanted was a late-night snack, and he's making all sorts of excuses for that? What kind of behavior is that?!
He met Shen Nian's gaze and snapped, "Don't get cocky, I'm ordering takeout right now!"
If he can't rely on his family, does that mean he can't even order takeout?
Shen Nian glanced at him and said indifferently, "If I'm not mistaken, the area around you is practically deserted within a ten-mile radius. You can try ordering takeout."
Shen Yingjia opened the food delivery app and saw rows of gray "out of delivery distance" messages on the screen, which made her face turn completely dark.
How could he have forgotten that?
In the remote, godforsaken place where the Shen family lives, let alone ordering takeout, even online deliveries are picked up by servants driving to the scene.
A vein throbbed on his forehead as he thought to himself, "Fine, I won't eat it then."
He'd rather eat air than eat poop!!!
However, the next moment, an overwhelming feeling of hunger swept over his entire body.
Shen Yingjia barely ate dinner, having spent half the day keeping Shen Yingwei company.
In addition, he was only fifteen years old, the age when he was growing. When he was hungry, he would become so fierce that he forgot his feelings and could not endure it at all.
Besides, the Shen family is extremely wealthy; when has he ever suffered from hunger?
"Hmph, you just wait. At worst, I'll go find something to eat in the kitchen myself. Anyway, I'll never eat shit!"
"Just wait and see what happens!"
Shen Yingjia acted immediately, grabbing her phone and leaving the room.
He was afraid Shen Nian would notice, so he deliberately covered the camera and walked very quietly.
The Shen family's kitchen was not located inside the mansion, but rather some distance away. Shen Yingjia went downstairs and walked towards the kitchen in the night.
Seeing his movements, Shen Nian kindly reminded him, "Watch your step."
However, the more she reminded her, the more Shen Yingjia would defy her, not only ignoring her footing but also walking very fast.
The moment Shen Nian finished speaking, Shen Yingjia tripped over a protruding stone because she was walking too fast, and fell straight into the grass beside the gravel path.
But falling down isn't the most important thing.
The important thing is that there happened to be a fresh pile of dog poop on that patch of green grass.
The Shen family kept many animals. In addition to the horses at the racetrack, the ladies also kept expensive purebred dogs or cats.
Shen Yingjia had no idea whose pet had left that pile of dog poop.
But he knew that his mouth had already made intimate contact with this pile of dog poop—
He had taken off his mask because he felt stuffy.
Having lost his only protection, he was now just one step away from swallowing this pile of shit.
Even more deadly is...
The phone he held in his hand the whole time had captured the entire scene of him eating feces with crystal clarity.
Shen Yingjia: ...
Comments: ...
Shen Nian: ...
Hahahaha!
[I can't take it anymore! The streamer even warned him to watch his step! Watch his step! Is he afraid he won't get to eat shit?!]
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I can't take it anymore!]
[As expected of the streamer, if he says someone will eat shit, they really will!]
Master Shen is awesome!
Seeing the comments on the screen, Shen Yingjia was filled with rage and wished she could start a verbal battle with these brainless idiots.
"Damn you, Shen Nian, are you cursing me?!"
However, he realized something was wrong as soon as he opened his mouth.
Because of his mouth, he actually ate shit.
Shen Yingjia: "yue—"
vomit!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Shen Yingjia scrambled up from the pile of dog poop in a disheveled state, frantically disconnected the cable, and then rushed to the nearest bathroom at the fastest speed she could ever go, where she began to vomit violently.
Vomit and feces got on his clothes.
Shen Yingjia is on the verge of a breakdown.
But he couldn't call a servant—if he did, wouldn't the whole Shen family know he'd eaten excrement?!
Young Master Shen has never been so embarrassed in his life.
By the time he finally finished vomiting and cleaning everything up, it was nearly midnight.
Shen Nian had already finished calculating the last two hexagrams, and with the power of faith that Shen Yingjia's hexagram brought him, he began to meditate and cultivate.
Exhausted, Shen Yingjia returned to his room, turned on his phone, and found a message from Shen Nian.
It's a video.
It's a live stream recording of the few seconds he ate feces.
Shen Nian!!!
She must have cursed herself!!
It must be!!
This woman is so vicious! So despicable! He must teach her a lesson she won't forget!!
Shen Yingjia stared at her phone in a helpless rage.
The next day.
As soon as Shen Nian got up and pushed open the door, she saw Shen Yingjia blocking her way.
"Good morning, did you like the poop last night?"
Shen Nian said with a smile.
"How dare you bring that up?! Tell me, did you cast a curse on me?!"
Shen Nian shrugged: "Didn't you say it yourself? A bet's a bet, and you'll eat shit upside down."
"I just... just..."
Just kidding!
Who would actually eat shit?!
Shen Nian scoffed, "What a coincidence, this is the consequence of making promises to a mystic."
"I hope you will understand in the future what it means to have trouble with your words, and to be careful with your speech and actions."
"Screw you! You're the one who put a curse on me!"
Shen Yingjia roared and charged forward.
Shen Nian deftly dodged to the side, pinched her nose, and said, "Stay away from me, your breath smells like dog poop."
Shen Yingjia's face turned green, and she looked at her in disbelief.
Then, as if greatly shocked, she turned around and rushed to the bathroom to brush her teeth.
Shen Nian's voice came from behind him, her tone unhurried: "...If you don't want your dearest Yingwei to know that you've eaten shit, you'd better not mess with me."
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