About how my wife resurrected me as tentacles after my death.

Then she pretended to be very angry, but her eyes were clearly still red.

She puffed out her little face and stared at the tiny tentacles on the table with her wet eyes.

Then, as if in a fit of pique, it gently poked the tip of Chen Yuan's tentacle.

"You brat, why didn't you tell me sooner?"

Chen Yuan was poked so hard by her that he swayed, and he didn't know what to say.

He hadn't said anything before because he was afraid of scaring her.

After all, in his eyes, he was just a wriggling, strange, purple creature without a mouth.

"Hmph." Yu Wan poked him again.

Her eyes were still red, and the tear stains hadn't dried yet, but the corners of her mouth had already turned up.

What Chen Yuan didn't know was...

In Yu Wan's eyes, he was just a cute, soft, and helpless little tentacle that could only be played with at will by its master.

She lifted him off the table and kissed him.

[Experience points +0.5]

She rubbed her little face against him again.

Chen Yuan lay in her palm, swaying from side to side as she was rubbed against him, unsure of where to put the tips of her tentacles.

He wouldn't dare to resist now.

His wife was extremely cruel.

......

After rubbing against him enough, Yu Wan asked softly, "What would A-Yuan like to eat?"

Chen Yuan wriggled a couple of times: "Puji puji."

Yu Wan tilted her head, as if she were translating seriously.

Then she nodded, her eyes crinkling into a smile: "I want braised pork, lots of lean pork..."

........

Chen Yuan just said "anything is fine".

But Yu Wan had already turned around and walked towards the refrigerator, taking out the ingredients from it.

As she worked, she muttered to herself, "More lean meat, and the fatty parts need to be separated from the lean ones..."

Chen Yuan lay on the table, watching her back.

The apron was tied a little crooked, and the hair that was tied up was a little loose, with a few strands of silvery white hair hanging down the side of her face.

He hasn't evolved a sense of taste yet, so it doesn't matter what he eats; it's all the same: [Energy Replenishment +0.2] [Experience Points +0.02]

So eating braised pork and eating white rice makes no difference to him; all he wants now is to suckle a couple of times to increase his experience points.

After all, experience points are the most important thing.

Only by upgrading can one mimic human form, transform back into human form, and... cough cough.

We'll talk about it tonight.

I secretly smoke it at night.

Anyway, she was asleep and didn't know.

Even if he knew, it wouldn't matter; he'd used to do it quite a bit before...

......

Chen Yuan continued to lie on the table, his thoughts drifting away.

He thought back to the past, and realized that things were truly different now.

Back then, he could easily grasp her with one hand and then play with her... cough cough.

He did not commit a crime.

...The alliance rules state that one must be sixteen years old to reach adulthood, and he remembers that very clearly.

Therefore, it is legal.

It's perfectly legal.

Chen Yuan mentally defended himself.

And now, he has been dead for five years.

Yu Wan... is twenty-one this year.

Chen Yuan's tentacles stiffened slightly.

He secretly glanced at Yu Wan's back in the kitchen.

The old T-shirt was cinched at the waist by the apron straps, creating a curve that wasn't the slender, undeveloped shape of the previous shirt, but rather... a youthful, unrefined shape.

The curves of her chest were also faintly visible under the thin fabric.

It's not as small as it used to be, so small that you could fit it in half a hand... cough cough.

Anyway, it's definitely not something you can hold with one hand right now.

Chen Yuan silently withdrew his gaze and pressed down the tips of his tentacles that were about to stick up.

What's the use of thinking so much? Right now, he's just a powerless tentacle, without even a hand.

So when exactly can he mimic?

Chen Yuan brought up the panel and looked at the line of text on it.

Mimicry Level: 0 (Unlocked)

[Unlock condition: LV10]

He is now LV.2.

Current experience points: (64.2/299)

There are still 234.8 points short of the required level.

Based on the efficiency of absorbing +3 to +6 in one go, it would probably take...

He silently did some calculations.

If you secretly use it every night, you can probably upgrade in one or two months.

But if she's willing to cooperate, he can smoke it during the day too...

Forget it, I don't want to.

The more I think about it, the more outrageous it seems.

.......

The sizzling sound of stir-frying came from the kitchen.

The aroma of braised pork wafted out.

Chen Yuan lay on the table, inhaling the scent.

Although I can't taste the difference, it smells quite nice.

Yu Wan was busy at the stove, turning the meat in the pot, when she suddenly stopped.

She jogged out of the kitchen, ran to the table, and looked down at Chen Yuan.

"Ah Yuan," she called softly.

Chen Yuan raised the tip of his tentacle, slightly puzzled.

Yu Wan remained silent.

She simply picked him up from the table, bent down and kissed him, then rubbed her face against him.

After finishing, he jogged back to the kitchen to continue stirring the meat in the pot.

Chen Yuan was lying on the table, a little dazed by the way she was being rubbed against.

A minute passed.

She jogged out again.

It rubbed against me, gave me a kiss, and then ran back.

One more minute.

They came out again.

Chen Yuan: "..."

He finally understood.

She just wanted to take advantage of him.

When I'm cooking, I miss him, so I can't help but run out to take a look, nuzzle him, and make sure he's still there.

Chen Yuan lay there, the tips of his tentacles slightly curled up.

He thought for a moment, then moved slightly.

Plop, plop...

He moved from the table to the edge and then slipped inside her collar.

It's still the same spot.

It's still so soft, so warm, and so fragrant.

Yu Wan felt a movement in her chest and looked down.

The little tentacles were already lying there peacefully, with only a small tip showing.

She smiled gently: "Ah Yuan is such a good girl."

.......

Back in the kitchen, she continued cooking.

Bei would occasionally lower her head and rub her little face against the tiny tentacles peeking out from her collar.

Chen Yuan lay on her chest, swaying back and forth as she was rubbed against her.

I feel a little dizzy.

But as long as she's happy.

And in this spot... he secretly took another puff.

[Experience points +3]

Yu Wan gave a soft "hmm," her face flushing slightly, but she didn't say anything.

I just pressed the little tentacles in a bit, and then continued cooking.

Chen Yuan lay there, inhaling the aroma of braised pork and feeling the slight rise and fall of her chest...

.......

My phone suddenly rang again in my pocket.

Yu Wan wiped her hands and took it out to look.

It was a message from Lao Zhou, very brief, just one line.

The league's enforcement team will be visiting today.

Yu Wan paused slightly, her eyes darkening.

It's like something has sunk deep into my eyes, sinking to a very deep place.

Someone found out...

Should we... resolve this...?