Zombie Apocalypse: Don't be afraid, I'm not a good person.

[This story is set on a terrestrial planet and is entirely fictional; all the protagonist's women are adults.]

Zombies ate your brain.

[The beautiful female lead characters are all accompanied by pictures]

[New book! Please urge me to update and add it to your bookshelf]

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What is the bride's favorite food?

"What do you like to eat? And what do you really like to eat? Chicken drumsticks!"

"Hehe! Hehe..."

"What is the bride's birthday?"

"December 15th!"

"Who will do the housework then? Who will manage the money?"

"I do it! I manage the money? No—she manages it! She manages everything! Uh…no…no! She manages the money, but I do all the housework! And the meals…I cook too!"

A door separated two worlds. Inside, several beautiful bridesmaids peeked through the crack in the door, teasing the groom outside until he was breathless.

The groom was so nervous that he stammered and gave incoherent answers, which drew laughter from the relatives and friends watching. The noise was so loud that it almost lifted the corridor off its feet.

In room 1103, directly opposite the door, Shenhe had just finished staying up all night and had fallen asleep when he was abruptly woken up by off-key singing and loud laughter outside the door.

Frustrated, he rolled over and pulled the blanket over his head, trying to block out the noise.

But after only a minute of quiet, the noise outside grew even louder. Playful shouts and banging on doors mingled together, and the most jarring sound was the crisp "thump thump thump" of high heels on the floor, making one's head throb.

Under the covers, Shenhe frowned deeply, then threw them off, revealing a pair of sleepy, vacant eyes.

"call……"

I let out a soft breath and turned to look out the window.

As dawn broke and the morning mist had not yet dissipated, a sliver of grayish-blue sunlight shone through the window cracks into the bedroom, landing on his face, which was still full of morning grumpiness.

I blinked a few times, barely managing to stay awake, picked at the sleep from the corner of my eye, and grabbed my phone from beside my pillow.

The screen lights up:

2027年8月1日，05：59。

"It's only a little past five... Love, love, love, what a load of rubbish!"

The bedroom door was still closed, and Shenhe didn't hear what was going on in the hallway at all. He threw off the covers, got out of bed, slipped on his slippers, and walked out of the bedroom with a long face.

Reaching the entrance, he squinted and peered through the peephole, but didn't dare open the door to argue. Judging from the noise, there was clearly a large crowd outside, and he was all alone, so naturally he wouldn't confront them head-on.

Moreover, he is not a particularly sociable person, unless you break down the two words.

The original security door provided by the developer was not very soundproof to begin with. Now, the noise of the group of young people at the door was gone, leaving only a few older women chatting in the hallway.

After hearing a few words, and seeing the double happiness character pasted on the door across the street and the firecrackers scattered on the ground, Shenhe realized that this was a wedding, and the groom had come to pick up the bride.

No wonder it's causing such a commotion.

Shenhe slowly straightened up from his clinging to the door, his anger from being woken up dissipating considerably, and he could only purse his lips helplessly.

It's a once-in-a-lifetime event, so it's normal and understandable for it to be a bit lively.

Can understand.

Shenhe is a light sleeper and wakes up at the slightest noise. He definitely can't sleep now. He glanced enviously at the wedding procession outside, then simply lay down on the sofa in the living room and scrolled through Douyin (TikTok), planning to catch up on sleep after the wedding procession left.

After swiping through dozens of borderline and food-related posts, a news video that I usually don't see popped up.

"According to the latest data from NASA's Hubble Space Telescope, the fragmented tail of the 3iatlas meteorite is hurtling towards Earth at an extremely high speed and is expected to reach its closest point to Earth at 23 PM tonight!"

"According to experts, there are as many as 591 meteorites, the largest of which has a diameter of 51 meters, while the rest are about 1.5 to 2 meters in diameter."

In the video, in the pitch-black space of space, a bunch of small meteorites slowly move around a huge object, the picture is blurry but extremely oppressive.

"Based on spectral data analysis, the surface of the meteorite is mostly composed of ice. Even if it falls to Earth, it will quickly vaporize and evaporate due to friction and burning in the atmosphere, reducing its size and preventing it from causing a devastating disaster to humans. However, it will bring torrential rain that lasts for more than a day."

"Some experts have pointed out that the trajectory of the meteor shower is parallel to that of Earth, and it will fly into the depths of space after missing Earth. At that time, we will be able to observe an unprecedentedly grand meteor shower with the naked eye at close range."

Because Shenhe spent too much time watching this news, big data analysis showed that most of the subsequent videos were related to it.

Shenhe had followed 3iatlas before; back then, its news was everywhere on Douyin.

The rumors keep changing, with some saying it's an alien spaceship and others saying it's a giant comet. Some even go so far as to claim it will release thousands of small spacecraft that will arrive on Earth in October 2025!

At that time, netizens were so excited, without any fear, and had only one goal: come quickly!

I've had enough of living anyway! Who wants to be a beast of burden?

Shenhe also kept up with the times and quickly spent fifty yuan to stock up on dozens of bags of salt. However, the matter suddenly lost its popularity and was forgotten. It's already 2027, and he still hasn't finished eating all the salt!

Unexpectedly, after so long, there is news about it again, and it has even thrown a bunch of meteorite fragments back to Earth after flying out of the solar system.

Shenhe felt less sleepy, but he always felt that something was wrong. What exactly was that 3iatlas? Could it really be an alien spaceship?

Shenhe felt his heart beating a little fast, but if the sky were to fall, someone over 1.9 meters tall would hold it up. He was only 1.79 meters tall, but claimed to be 1.82 meters tall, so there was no use worrying.

I glanced at the time and realized an hour had passed without me even noticing. I couldn't sleep anymore; I still had to go to work.

Shenhe went to the kitchen, turned on the gas to boil water, and then went to the bathroom to wash up. While brushing his teeth, he vaguely heard several middle-aged women chirping loudly in the hallway outside. Curious, Shenhe bit his toothbrush and tiptoed to the door to listen to the sound.

"My goodness, this bride is so beautiful! Her skin is so fair and delicate, her eyes are so bright and sparkling. She's getting more and more beautiful the longer you look at her. Li Wei is such a lucky guy!"

"That's right! This is also my first time meeting Li Wei's wife. She speaks so softly that I didn't dare to utter a sound, afraid that a loud voice would scare her to tears. Her chest is so full and round, like two cantaloupes! Two generations of her family have never gone hungry. That kid Li Wei really got lucky!"

"Oh my god! How can you talk like that, you old aunt? But that girl really has a great figure. Her waist is so thin, it's not even as thick as my thigh. And her big butt is so round and perky, like a peach. When she sits down, her buttocks sag to the sides. She'll definitely have a son next year!"

"Who says otherwise! Sigh, Li Wei is usually quiet and unassuming, but he suddenly did something so important. Unlike my son, he's a complete idiot, all he does is hang on his phone and yell 'Bro! Awesome!'"

"Haha! Your Xiaohao is handsome, he'll definitely be successful in the future, and he'll find a wife like Li Wei."

Shenhe, who was listening intently to the gossip from inside the house through the door, could hear the deep envy in the voices of the two aunts, but he was even more curious about what the bride looked like.

The bride was fair-skinned, delicate, and radiant...

The astonishing fortune of owning two cantaloupes…

Are cantaloupes with white rinds really fragrant...?

Is that butt really that domineering...?!

I really want to go out and ask my aunt if she really didn't use exaggerated metaphors in what she said just now.

Shenhe doesn't have any grand wishes. He just hopes to be healthy and have enough to eat and drink for the rest of his life, and to have a caring girl by his side.

Now that he hears that the standards have been raised, he wants one like that too!

After washing my face, I prepared to have a hearty meal of instant noodles: two packs of White Elephant braised beef noodles, two eggs, and a sausage. In a fit of pique, I also added a box of beef rolls.

Can't I at least eat something nice to comfort myself if I can't find a wife?

I had just finished breakfast and had plenty of time before work. I was about to go online to read a novel when I saw Uncle Zhao sending a message in the WeChat group.

Manager Zhao Guodong: We received information that the mall has a large volume of goods to receive today, and some customers have placed large orders. Male workers will start work early to load the goods, while female workers will continue as usual.

"Liu Qiang, who is loading the goods: Received!"

Wang Dong, who was loading the goods: Received!

"…… receive!"

"Sun Youcai, forklift driver: Received!"

Shenhe, who watches over the warehouse: Hmm.

"Manager Zhao Guodong: Shenhe! Reply 'Received.' Only by unifying our language and thinking can we achieve unity!"

Shenhe, the warehouse watcher: Hmm…

Manager Zhao Guodong: You little brat, fine~ you're the boss in Shenhe, I don't care about you.