Zombie Apocalypse: Don't be afraid, I'm not a good person.

"System! Tell me what's real?"

"I specifically set my overall aptitude score to 28!"

"What for?"

"Isn't it all to give women a sense of security?!"

"Five minutes! A mere five minutes!"

"I'm looking for my house! I've been looking for two minutes!"

"What does this mean? It's like me stewing Buddha Jumps Over the Wall for hours and then eating it all in one bite!"

"Do you know how I spent those five minutes?"

"Give me a reasonable explanation!"

[I'm sorry, host. I kept quiet for those five minutes as you requested, and I'm unaware of the situation at the moment. If you'd like to know, I can replay it for you.]

"Holy shit...this is too much of a rip-off."

Shenhe closed his eyes, wanting to cry but unable to shed a tear:

"You can replay it? Then why don't you just stay silent, you little rascal..."

"Let me ask you, with my excellent physical condition, why did I only last less than three minutes?"

[Host, let me watch the replay and analyze it first.]

Shenhe closed his eyes: "Holy crap, system... Go."

For the sake of happiness and honor, he had no choice but to endure the humiliation.

Analysis complete.

According to the data, you are normal. The normal human score is 3-10, so you have passed.

Shenhe retorted angrily, "Am I a normal person? My overall abilities are almost three times that of an average person!"

Are you tired?

"What's so tiring about five minutes?!"

Shenhe glanced down at the leisurely Li Yuetong and roared inwardly, "She's not tired at all!!"

[That's right, it's not the system's fault. Your physical abilities are very strong, but it has nothing to do with sensitivity... This... this... this should be your first time, practice more!]

[By the way, host! Although your recovery time was less than ideal, your physical condition is excellent, and you're recovering quickly!]

You can completely solve the quality problem by increasing quantity!

[The rabbit only lasted a few seconds; you're much better than a rabbit.]

Shenhe was internally screaming, "Damn it! Get the hell out of here! I don't want to see you right now!"

【okay! 】

Shenhe gradually calmed down and realized that what the system said made a lot of sense. He was now in extremely good physical condition and his senses were exceptionally sharp. In addition, it was his first time experiencing something like this, so it was normal for him to be nervous and lose his composure.

He firmly believed that he was absolutely no less capable!

Besides, Li Yuetong is beautiful, with fair skin, a stunning figure, and exceptional looks—a true beauty. Anyone would be unable to resist her. He was just too nervous and couldn't calm himself down.

How can you blame him! It's all because she's too beautiful!

Sigh... I just sighed.

A small, white hand gently nudged him.

Shenhe looked in that direction and saw Li Yuetong with red eyes, looking at him with a sad and aggrieved expression. Two tears were still falling as she looked at him; she was truly a woman made of water.

Shenhe was slightly taken aback.

She was clearly in so much pain just now, but she gritted her teeth and refused to show weakness, and she didn't cry so pitifully and sadly. Why is she crying so hard now?

But she was, after all, the first woman he ever loved.

His brows furrowed immediately, his voice filled with concern, "What's wrong? Are you... feeling unwell?"

Li Yuetong sat up from under the covers, shook her head innocently, and said in a soft, nasal voice, "I don't feel uncomfortable at all, I'm almost better."

You crazy woman! You've stabbed me in the heart!

Shenhe's face darkened instantly, his tone stiffened, and he gritted his teeth, saying, "Then why are you crying?"

The grievances in Li Yuetong's heart surged up instantly, her lips trembled, and her tears fell even more fiercely.

"You've been ignoring me, not looking at me, and not talking to me since just now... Is it because you've gotten me that you don't like me anymore? Or is there something I did wrong? Mr. Shen, I can change, please don't leave me, okay? I'm already yours... Waaah..."

As soon as she finished speaking, she couldn't hold back any longer and burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. Tears streamed down her face as she choked back sobs, completely disregarding her appearance. She sat on the edge of the bed, wiping away her tears haphazardly, looking utterly pitiful.

Shenhe's tightly furrowed brows slowly relaxed, a mixture of helplessness, amusement, and deep heartache.

He then realized that the young woman was feeling insecure because he remained silent.

Girls all think this way: they are most afraid that after giving their hearts, they will not receive enough appreciation and respect.

It was his fault.

He stepped forward and hugged her soft body, coaxing her softly, "You have to be good and behave well from now on. I won't abandon you. I liked you the moment I saw you. Do you know how wonderful you are?"

"Hehe! Really? You're lusting after someone! Looking at other people's wives, Mr. Shen is a bad guy, pfft!"

Li Yuetong burst into laughter through her tears, but when she spoke forcefully, a small snot bubble came out. She panicked, then covered her face in embarrassment and shame, exclaiming, "Oops!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Mr. Shen, you're not allowed to laugh!"

Li Yuetong was both embarrassed and angry. She pounced forward and knocked Shenhe, who was half-supporting himself, straight down. She hurriedly covered his mouth with her small hand. Shenhe smiled and deliberately touched her palm lightly, causing her to gasp and quickly withdraw her hand.

The two were very close, their eyes locked, and the air was filled with a sweet rivalry and ambiguity.

Shenhe smiled slightly and teased her with a soft laugh, "Are you still tired? Do you want to stay with me a little longer?"

However, after a brief moment of distraction, he regained his senses and was already refreshed and full of energy.

Li Yuetong lowered her eyelashes, her cheeks flushed, and her voice was soft and earnest, "I'm not tired anymore... Mr. Shen, I want to stay with you a little longer. You don't need to make special arrangements for me, I'm fine."

She's just started learning and is really getting into it.

That's fucking enough!

Shenhe was furious with her, but also felt a surge of passion in his heart. He simply turned over and gently pressed her down beneath him. Looking at the cunning and provocative smile in her eyes, he passionately lowered his head and kissed her soft lips.

Li Yuetong's body went limp, and she instantly lost her arrogant demeanor, obediently nestling into his arms.

When Shenhe was almost out of breath, Li Yuetong gently pinched his waist.

He slightly raised his head, gazing at her flushed cheeks and moist eyes, his heart softened, and he lowered his head to gently kiss her forehead, the tip of her nose, and her cheeks…

"Slow down, no rush."

"I don't!"

"hehe…"

"Mr. Shen...treat me well."

"Ha! Still saying you don't?"

"whee!"

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