The game is only half finished, and the entire internet is begging for an update!

Lu Wen couldn't hold back any longer.

He stared at the mural, his lips twitching wildly.

What the hell is this "Ascension to Immortality in Broad Daylight" painting?!

Who the hell hired this temporary worker? This method is so abstract!

Inside the tomb.

Professor Sun suddenly turned his head, staring intently at Lu Wen, a surge of old and new grudges welling up in his heart:

"What are you laughing at?! This is a solemn historical site! You are desecrating national treasures!"

Lu Wen waved his hand, suppressed a smile, stepped forward, and pointed at the mural.

"Professor, I suggest you make an appointment with an ophthalmologist."

"You call this 'Ascension to Immortality in Broad Daylight'? Look closely at those white auspicious clouds; they're just rings of burning embers!"

"And what about those people bowing and worshipping below? Look closely with a magnifying glass at what they're holding! Is that incense? Those are kebabs!"

Lu Wen pointed to the figure ascending to heaven in the center of the mural and ruthlessly revealed the truth of history:

"This person isn't ascending to immortality at all; this is clearly a scene of Marquis Jingyuan trying to secretly barbecue, getting discovered, and then everyone scrambling to steal it, almost hanging him up and beating him to a pulp!"

"This isn't some kind of ascension painting; it's clearly a painting of 'Marquis Jingyuan being besieged at the village entrance for eating alone'!!"

At this point, Lu Wen's eyes became somewhat complicated.

It's like a mix of nostalgia and disdain.

After all, who hasn't done a few embarrassing things when they were young?

He never imagined that two thousand years later, his embarrassing history of being blocked from eating alone would be broadcast live nationwide.

That's going a bit too far.

! ! ! !

But at this moment, Lu Wen's words were like a resounding slap in the face to all the experts!

"Bullshit! Utter nonsense!"

Professor Sun was trembling with rage, pointing his finger at Lu Wen and launching into a tirade of abuse.

"This is an insult to history! A desecration of our ancestors! Marquis Jingyuan was a great man, how could he be hung up and beaten by the common people?! This is slander!"

Lin Muxue glared at Lu Wen angrily: "Don't think you can spout nonsense just because you guessed the mechanism right once by chance! Get out! We don't need you here!"

The live stream chat was filled with insults:

[Is this migrant worker crazy? How could he say something like that!]

[A cheap trick! They've abandoned all moral boundaries to grab attention!]

[Ban him! Severely punish this scoundrel who damaged an archaeological site!]

If he's right, I'll do a handstand and have diarrhea right here and now!

[Getting cocky after just one lucky guess? Really thinking he's an expert?]

[Lord Jingyuan eating barbecue skewers? How could he even say that!]

I admit he has some influence within the organization, but this is really going too far.

……

Faced with online harassment and the anger of experts, Lu Wen finally lost his patience.

Here we go again, another shocking and embarrassing scenario, huh? I'm sick and tired of it! After pretending for thousands of years, I'm really not going to put up with these people anymore.

Isn't it just about seniority?

When Lao Tzu himself slept in this tomb, your ancestors hadn't even appeared yet!

He took a deep breath, preparing to point to the multispectral artifact scanner beside him and force the technicians to scan the inscription in the lower right corner of the mural, which was covered by mud, and to slam the truth of history right in their faces...

[WARNING! Plot deviates from warning!]

The current level of skepticism has not yet reached its peak.

[Completing the mural verification immediately will cause you to miss out on multiple rounds of amazing rewards.]

Followed by.

【Ding! 】

A crisp system notification suddenly rang in Lu Wen's mind.

Welcome to the Zhutian Customer Service Center

Your expedited request has been generated as a work order!

[Connecting you to the highest level of backend access... Connection successful!]

The dedicated support team currently assisting you is: Changsheng Guilai (Return of Immortality) Customer Service Hotline.

Employee ID: 10086

【Today's pending work orders: 3】

[Please note: This position is responsible for maintaining the "satisfaction" level of the main characters in various worlds. Insufficient "satisfaction" will result in performance deductions.]

[If the protagonist's identity is revealed too early, the rating of the memorable scene will be lowered. If the controversy surrounding the scene is insufficient, please do not approve the request for a showdown without authorization.]

[Processing expedited work order...]

[Work Order Name: Live Archaeological Event at the Tomb of Marquis Jingyuan]

[Mission World: Modern City & Archaeological Livestream World]

[Target Protagonist: Lu Wen]

[Main character status: Hiding identity]

[True Identity: Immortal]

[Current apparent identity: Temporary porter for the archaeological team]

[Current storyline milestone: The outer perimeter of the main tomb of Marquis Jingyuan is now open]

[Current Issues: Premature exposure of customer identities poses excessive risk; on-site questioning is insufficient in intensity; and the scale of the shock is inadequate.]

[Customer service 10086 has intervened! They are taking over your privileges to assist you in creating memorable moments! Customer service will help you achieve various iconic scenes.]

……

Right now, in the Deep Blue live broadcast room.

Tens of thousands of viewers who were just chatting idly are now staring intently at the screen, as if they've been injected with adrenaline!

At first, no one realized what was happening.

After all, the development and live streaming of the National Mini-Game Competition is quite tedious. In order to ensure the fairness and openness of the competition, DeepBlue Platform has set up an independent live streaming camera position for each participating team.

Most of the time, what the audience sees is a group of people having a meeting around a whiteboard, or a programmer staring at a computer, typing away at their computer.

Occasionally, a few teams would argue about gameplay, which was considered a highlight of the day's live stream.

So many people keep the live stream running just for the atmosphere; basically, no one is constantly watching the developer's live stream.

However, when you move your mouse to the live stream room of Chaoxi Games in Zone C, the style of the scene suddenly changes in a strange way.

There isn't a single line of code in the very center of the screen!

Lines of the novel's text are being frantically pasted into the live stream's public chat and the event's pinned forum!

Looking at these standard, wish-fulfillment novel segments, viewers across the internet were plunged into deep self-doubt.

Everyone else is coding, but why have they suddenly started updating their novels?!

What the hell is going on?!

【? ? ? 】

What is it?

Did I enter the wrong live stream?

Am I blind? Did I switch to the wrong channel? Isn't this the National Mini-Game Development Competition?

[Was this hacked? Is DeepBlue's defense system really that weak? Even a minor website like the novel site got hacked? If so... why isn't there the kind of bug I'm expecting?]

[What the hell is this about, Lord Jingyuan?! What the hell does this have to do with game development?!]

[Reported! Someone is spreading harmful and meaningless online content at the sacred coding competition!]

It feels out of place!

That's so damn incongruous!

The feeling is like watching a serious world chess championship, where two grandmasters are deep in thought, when one of them suddenly pulls a deck of cards from his crotch and shouts, "Landlord!"

Is that correct?

Many self-proclaimed pure audience members initially held it in high regard.

If you're going to compete, then compete properly! What are you doing messing around with?!

This kind of formulaic and classic feel-good novel would normally be completely ignored by high-class indie game players like them!

In their eyes, these online articles are just mindless fast food, insulting scraps of intelligence.

but!

Now, the situation is different.

This is the scene of the National Mini-Game Competition! This should have been a battlefield for programmers and planners! All the teams were developing their games meticulously, but then, under the spotlight, Chaoxi Games suddenly pulled out a super cool and entertaining article.

It's so abrupt!

There is a very famous phenomenon in psychology called the blackout effect.

When the house is powered on and has Wi-Fi, you would never even glance at orange peels on the table, half-burnt candles in the drawer, or even the ingredient list on the back of a shampoo bottle.

However, what if the power suddenly goes out at home and the phone is out of power?

In those boring and empty moments, a piece of orange peel can keep you entertained for at least half an hour!

The current live broadcast room for the National Mini-Game Development Competition is that room where the power went out.

The entire week-long closed development period was like a giant study room for the audience, who were so bored they were practically digging out a three-bedroom apartment.

The novel that Chaoxi Games presented was like a piece of orange peel in the darkness, exuding a deadly allure!

The true weight of a tear depends on whose heart it falls on.

A single drop of urine makes all the difference.

Whoever it happens to, everyone will care.

Instead of shedding tears on the rooftop, you might as well pee on the rooftop.

This is roughly what Chaoxi Games is doing now.

Everyone else was quietly coding in the live stream.

But can the audience understand it? Don't the audience find it boring?

This kind of quiet hard work, like shedding tears on the rooftop, only moves themselves; the audience doesn't care at all!

They only played games during the day and night, and on the rooftop of the national competition, they didn't play by the rules at all! While everyone else was playing the game honestly, they were urinating wildly!

They lack martial ethics! But they're exceptionally conspicuous!

……

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