The game is only half finished, and the entire internet is begging for an update!

"Wait... this is totally unpredictable!"

Chi Cheng sat in front of the computer, wailing in disbelief.

"That's not how it's written in novels! In novels, they always pretend, keep getting slapped in the face, and then shock even the heavens! How could he dare to actually do it?"

"pity!"

After a brief silence, the live stream chat erupted in laughter.

【What a pity? What's a pity? It's a pity we didn't make the other side laugh to death!】

Hahahaha! This is hilarious! Serves you right for being greedy! Serves you right for being greedy!

[Cheng Ge's path to showing off ended in insatiable greed!]

[This is so true! This game is so realistic! You're just a poor, powerless scholar, spouting nonsense all the time. Why should the dean tolerate you? You deserve to be beaten up!]

[This atmosphere is so incredibly cheerful, it's censoring the protagonist's brainwaves! He's going to complain!]

This game teaches us a truth: showing off is an art; if you don't do it right, you're just a clown; if you do it too much, you're just a complete idiot. Cheng-ge, you're the epitome of that idiot!

[It turns out that customer service was the biggest obstacle for the protagonist; Su Mo never dreamed that he would be tormented by customer service.]

Being able to endure is a good thing, but if you always endure, you'll get beaten up, hahaha!

These days, you have to know the rules to get a living!

[Host: Welcome! I'm eager to assist you!]

Chi Cheng was a little embarrassed.

He had just thought he had mastered the tricks of the game.

Isn't it just about not revealing your hand too soon? Isn't it just about letting the villain make a few more appearances first?

As a result, the game slapped him on the spot.

He took a deep breath, clicked on the game interface again, and carefully recalled the events.

In the situation just now, Liu Wujiu had already made a vow, and Lu Huai'an had also unleashed his full sarcasm.

At this point, continuing to seek help from the Hanlin Academy would indeed be too greedy.

The art of tension, the interplay of loosening and relaxing, is truly an art!

Chi Cheng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and restarted the game.

This time, he learned his lesson completely.

Instead of stubbornly holding back the protagonist, the story precisely timed its turn to confront him at the last second when Liu Wujiu was spouting nonsense and making a poisonous oath, and the protagonist's patience was about to break.

The plot begins to unfold in the next second.

Su Mo picked up his brush and wrote, and the original text of the rare copy from the previous dynasty leaped onto the paper.

Then, rubbings of the inscription and annotations by the ancients were revealed layer by layer.

Lu Huai'an, who had just been sneering, froze on the spot.

The teacup in the proctor's hand shattered, and Liu Wujiu's face turned deathly pale, as if his spine had been removed.

Finally, Xie Wenzhou, the headmaster of the academy on the screen, remained silent for a long time before actually standing up and bowing to Su Mo.

[Xie Wenzhou: The academy made a mistake on this question.]

At that moment, Chi Cheng felt completely refreshed.

The more frustrated you felt from the mockery earlier, the more comfortable you feel at this moment.

Then, the game continued, and Chi Cheng's subsequent scenes kept changing, such as the Tianlu Academy Grand Examination, the Green Plum Poetry Gathering, the Imperial Examination Autumn Examination, the Palace Examination Questions, the State Banquet Poetry Competition... Su Mo's stage for slapping faces also moved up layer by layer.

After much contemplation, Chi Cheng finally came up with a completely new ending that satisfied him.

[Ending Achieved: A single word uttered, and the world was astonished! A humble scholar, arrogant and unruly, defies even kings and nobles!]

Historical evaluation: His talent was unparalleled throughout history, and his spirit defied even the highest officials. He rose from humble beginnings to shatter the shackles of noble families, and his literary prowess overwhelmed all other scholars. Three hundred years of national governance were contained within the strokes of his pen. His talent was extraordinary, his spirit untamed.

[Save this ending and start a new attempt?]

"Whew...that feels great!"

Looking at the brand new ending on the screen.

Chi Cheng's cerebral cortex was secreting dopamine at an alarming rate.

The feeling of personally elevating villains to godhood and then kicking them into the abyss is simply irresistible!

But Chi Cheng didn't stay there for long. After traveling a long way, he started trying different face-slapping scenarios again.

For example, the extreme violent school of thought.

Since verbal battles are too troublesome, let's fight with force!

This time, when the surrounding doubts became too loud, Chi Cheng did not choose to endure or reason, but instead chose to overturn the table and pick up the inkstone on it!

[Ending achieved: Literary Berserker.]

[Historical evaluation: To hell with the Four Books and Five Classics, to hell with classical Chinese! Under your brilliant guidance, Su Mo cracked his classmate's skull with a Duan inkstone, then dominated the examination hall, beating up three invigilators, and finally biting the dean before exhaustion. Su Mo became famous throughout the capital! He was strong and brave, and eccentric in nature.]

Customer service rating: Bottom-tier

"Holy crap! This is possible?!"

"Is the ending really that complicated?"

At this moment, not only Chi Cheng, but also the Deep Blue platform's tournament forum was in complete chaos.

On the DeepBlue Sports Forum homepage, within just over an hour, posts about "Top Customer Service, Roaming the Heavens!" flooded the screen.

If the orthodox walkthrough of "Gold Medal Customer Service" is exhilarating, then its countless and absurdly ridiculous branching endings have directly attracted all the fun-loving people on the internet!

This story of a student from a poor family actually contains dozens of completely different endings.

All sorts of bizarre and memorable scenes have been wildly created by players on the forum, filling the entire page with an extremely joyful and silly atmosphere.

[Hot Post] "Help! I just wanted to be a 'green tea' (a manipulative woman), why are you executing my entire family?!"

"Brothers, I'm thinking that if I can't fight head-on, then I can at least take the green tea and white lotus route, right?"

Lu Huai'an scolded me, and I lowered my head, feeling wronged.

When Liu Wujiu appeared, I admired her shyly.

I swear I just wanted to disgust the villains and make them feel guilty!

And the result?!

Everyone in the examination hall vomited! Liu Wujiu suspected Su Mo of having homosexual tendencies and even attempting to seduce a high-ranking official. Ultimately, it was discovered that Su Mo's behavior violated national etiquette and severely corrupted public morals.

He was directly impeached by the Censorate, who said he was not only a disgrace to the literary world but also a monster.

[Ending achieved: Boneless flattery, physical drowning.]

I'm totally losing it! I just wanted to try out some tea ceremony techniques, and you actually drowned him?! Was it really that serious?!

Besides these ridiculous actions, players have also discovered side quests that are extremely mind-bending.

If customer service repeatedly refuses Su Mo's requests to reveal his true intentions, a hidden sub-ending will be triggered.

[Outcome achieved: Customer service unreachable]

[Historical commentary: Su Mo threw down his pen on the spot, refusing to accept any further service from the Heavenly Customer Service Center, and filed a lawsuit that reached the ears of the heavens.]

Rating: None

[Note: You have been blocked by the customer.]

Players have discovered all sorts of bizarre and wonderful endings.

As players continued to push the plot forward, more and more players discovered that if Su Mo was exceptionally admitted to the academy by the dean, the story would directly enter the second stage.

As life at the academy unfolds, all sorts of wildly imaginative branches and endings emerge, like a spiderweb: "The Plum Blossom Poetry Gathering, One Poem Overwhelms the City!", "The Indescribable Truth", "Exile Three Thousand Miles", "The Curse of Knowledge"...

A seemingly simple word game, with its various endings, has managed to keep countless players glued to their screens.

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