Quick Transmigration: So the Green Tea Sister Stole the Male Lead

World Loading—"Nightly Revelry with the Abstinent CEO"

(Watch this adorable, silly girl think she's throwing herself at him, but actually the whole world is practically begging to kiss her. P.S. I really love watching my darling think the male lead has no feelings for her, but actually he's so charming he could explode with a flick of his wrist.)

When Shang Jingyan (not Ting) turned 20, his mischievous friend gave him a succubus as a birthday present.

Succubi are sexy and alluring, the kind of woman any man would find attractive.

However, Shang Jingyan returned the goods immediately after opening them.

No matter how cute or beautiful the succubus was, he had no interest. Even when the succubus cried and said that being returned meant she was a defective product, Shang Jingyan remained unmoved.

At the age of twenty-eight, Shang Jingyan was still a virgin. He was emotionally detached and had a sex drive close to zero. However, due to his family background and appearance, he consistently ranked first on a certain 20+ women's magazine's list of those most wanted to have sex with.

Editor's comment: Only 10% of an iceberg is visible above the water; the remaining 80-90% might conceal immense passion.

But none of his relatives and friends believed that Shang Jingyan's old house would ever catch fire. Even succubi, born as vessels of desire, could not arouse his lust, and they all thought that he would spend his whole life working.

Until that day, the newly hired intern, the female protagonist, tripped and fell right in front of him—

......

Yuf is a succubus just entering society.

In their succubus world, there is a rule that only those who sleep with high-quality human men with abundant sperm and blood can become mature succubi capable of standing on their own, with pure-minded virgins being the best.

As a succubus who spends half her time sleeping in class, Yuf entered human society in a daze and confusion.

The succubus was very worried about her.

She's an idiot who hasn't even mastered the most basic perfumery and seduction techniques, let alone advanced mind control.

Because she was sweet-talking, cute, and popular, every time she blinked her watery eyes and said in a pitiful voice, "I don't know how to do this," the senior students had no choice but to resign themselves to writing her research reports.

Even the older succubus mentor gave her a lenient pass, awarding her a passing grade for her incomprehensible thesis, "On the Difference Between Succubi and Vampires."

But when it came to the final hurdle, no one could help her.

I can help with homework and barely give you credits, but a man, even if you sleep with the female students, you can't sleep with them as if they were Yu Fu.

Ultimately, Yuf had to rely on herself.

The senior student could only teach her some of her own experiences navigating human society.

Generally speaking, high quality and virginity cannot coexist.

Any boy who is even slightly handsome, outstanding, or of good character would be snapped up long before he even enters the market.

After all, the gold-producing rate of human males is pitifully low compared to that of females.

Therefore, when choosing food, Yuf should only choose one direction.

Either prioritize quality, disregard any past romantic relationships, and only seek handsome men who are well-endowed and skilled in bed.

Alternatively, find several virgins; their quality may be average, but you can win by sheer quantity.

Yuf said she remembered, silently reciting in her mind that she needed to find several handsome men who were well-endowed and skilled in bed.

......

Yu Fu's temporary accommodation was an apartment building near a university town in Shanghai.

Places where men gather are succubi's favorite hunting grounds.

Yuf walked briskly to the door of room 2909, and out of the corner of her eye, she noticed a large rectangular package standing against the wall next door.

Curiosity prompted the succubus to look at the order form.

She saw words like "real/super refreshing/peach flavor/hydrating/hot" on the packaging.

Even succubi would blush at such a sight.

Yuf bit her pink and full lower lip. Even though she hadn't bought it, she felt guilty, as if she had accidentally stumbled upon someone else's secret.

I never imagined humans could be so open-minded. They don't even know to avoid buying these things from people... or succubi!

In fact, online purchases of QQ products are very privacy-protecting. Merchants will ship them under the name of other goods, making them look like ordinary express deliveries. They will never directly list the product attributes on the packaging box.

The only possible explanation is that Yuf's neighbor was pranked.

But Yuf didn't understand this. She just thought that with a pervert around, it was one thing to buy this kind of thing, but to actually have the deliveryman leave it at the door, as if he was afraid that others wouldn't know that he was about to use the super hot and spicy peach?

It comes from a voice-over freak.

It seems that Yuf's neighbor is a useless man who is so thirsty that he can only relieve his desires with sex toys.

Hmm? That means he's probably a virgin.

With a sudden thought, Yuf used a clever trick to take the contents out of the box.

It was a finely crafted, lifelike inflatable doll.

Yuf apologized softly, "I'm sorry, I'm going to steal your job. Don't worry, I'll check what he looks like first, and if he's ugly, I'll give him back to you."

Yuf temporarily placed the doll in her bedroom, then crawled into the delivery box and curled up her soft body.

She snapped her fingers, and the box returned to its original state, so that no one could tell that anyone had ever opened it.

......

When Shang Jingyan returned home after a meeting, he saw a huge delivery box at his doorstep.

He paused, examining the pink box in front of him covered with hearts.

Shang Jingyan started living off-campus in his sophomore year of college. In addition to his studies, he gradually took over the family business. He usually lives in an apartment near the school or company. He doesn't seem tired at all, which is typical of a high-energy person.

He doesn't recall making any online purchases recently.

Obviously, he wouldn't buy something that looks tacky just from its packaging.

As if timed perfectly, a phone call came in.

"Old Shang, are you satisfied with the birthday present I gave you?"

Meng Xu immediately started to gloat, saying, "I specially had someone deliver it to your door, don't say your brother isn't considerate."

Shang Jingyan pressed the fingerprint lock on the door: "Take your trash with you within half an hour. Otherwise, have someone leave it at your dad's company reception desk tomorrow."

Meng Xu: "Is that really necessary! Can't you take a joke?!"

Shang Jingyan didn't even glance at the delivery box again. He didn't care what others thought, and he didn't care even if his neighbors saw the QQ props that weren't presentable at his door.

The moment Shang Jingyan pressed the doorknob, he heard a thumping sound coming from inside the box, along with a girl's sobbing.

His usually calm and handsome face finally showed some emotion.

This is really hard to believe.

Shang Jingyan raised an eyebrow. "You hired a living person?"

He considered whether or not to call the police.

Meng Xu asked in bewilderment, "Has the sun risen in the west? When did you start joking around?"

Shang Jingyan hung up the phone and lifted the express box with one hand; it was quite heavy.

There wasn't even a vent on the box.

What if he stays at the company tonight and doesn't come back?

Did Meng Xu consider the consequences of doing such a thing?

Shang Jingyan laid the pink box flat on the ground, found a small knife, and tapped the cardboard on the front: "Lie flat, be careful not to get cut by the knife."

A faint "hmm" sound came from inside the box.

The sharp knife pierced the tip, slicing the sealing tape all the way to the bottom in one go. Shang Jingyan opened the box, and a fragrant, soft object rushed into his arms.

Shang Jingyan pinched the soft, tender back of the neck and pulled the person out of his embrace.

He finally saw clearly the guy who had barged into his arms without saying a word.

An extremely beautiful young girl.

Her cheeks were flushed from lack of oxygen, and her pink-gold hair was wet and stuck to her snow-white face in strands.

Her eyes had a caramel-colored luster, and deep within her pupils seemed to shimmer with glittering gold fragments.

The girl pouted, seemingly aggrieved from being pushed away, and pitifully clutched the edge of the delivery box with both hands.

But what's most eye-catching are the two small red and black horns on the top of her head.

It looked like a decorative devil horn sold in amusement parks, but Shang Jingyan couldn't see any signs of splicing; it looked more like it grew directly from the girl's hair.

It makes you want to touch it to confirm its authenticity.

Shang Jingyan is very decisive; as soon as he thought of it, he did it.

Yuf felt a pair of warm hands forcefully squeeze her succubus horns.

"Mmm!"

Yuf almost burst into tears. The succubus's horns and tail were such sensitive areas; she usually had to carefully wipe them with a silk scarf soaked in essential oil to maintain them.

Her palms were very soft, but they still made a burden on her tail, while Shang Jingyan used his large hands, which were much rougher than her small hands, to wipe the tender little horn.

This was a unique form of torture for Yuf.