Quick Transmigration: So the Green Tea Sister Stole the Male Lead

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[If anyone reads Qiao Jie's Xiaohongshu, I, the psychology committee member, will feel uneasy.]

• Image: High-end meeting

• Text: A gift from heaven #The moon is in the sky and in my eyes #One day it will come before me

Is the moon someone you shouldn't mess with?

[No concrete evidence, but it's likely true. Same IP address]

[But his bio reads "Love at first sight @Puff, is this the style of 'Don't mess with me'?"]

[He spent 20 million in one night and gave away millions more in offline gifts. Don't mess with him, he's really addicted.]

[So you're basically saying "don't mess with me"?]

He had already leveled Xiaomeng to max level before, but this time he got carried away quickly, so he might lose interest just as fast.

[Are you the new Momo? Don't mess with her. You spent over ten million on various female streamers before, and only started regularly spending on Xiaomeng later.]

[It took me more than half a year to reach level 75, and I even deleted my account, but this only took a few hours.]

Love and not love are really obvious.

[Laughing so hard I'm dizzy, there are still people who believe in the older brother's love??]

[You spoiled Xiaomeng back then, but she still ran away at the drop of a hat.]

[Don't mess with Sister Qiao on the first day: change your ID; Don't mess with Sister Qiao on the second day: go to her place to cause trouble + break your badge + delete your account + use a new account to level up to 75]

[Achieving this level is enough to create a two-stage reversal.]

[The data really dropped after Xiaomeng lost her number one spot on the contribution leaderboard]

How heartless! They won't even leave me an inheritance.

Other top-tier accounts can still maintain their presence on the leaderboard even if they stop allowing spending, but this one is really thorough.

Xiaomeng cried throughout her live stream yesterday.

[The main reason is that she feels embarrassed. If she hadn't been provoked, she would have just run away. At least she still had a max-level account with over 100 million contribution points on her leaderboard. The current top leader only has a few million points.]

[A few million points is a lifetime's worth of content for many small-time streamers~]

[The funniest thing is that Sister Qiao changed her ID; Dou and Fenshu were both changed to "Puff Stuff Your Mouth - Sister Qiao's Big Brother Version =)"]

[I'm laughing so hard, this woman is so naughty!]

Men don't love women who aren't a little bad.

[It's still good that Sister Qiao has a show; I feel like even if she takes a two-week break, she might not fade into obscurity.]

Since Sister Qiao stopped broadcasting, DK hasn't visited Pinky's livestream either. Are these two things related?

I don't know, but I have a feeling it's there.

[Shen Jin, do you really think Sister Qiao is a heartthrob?]

[D is quite busy these days; it's normal for him to not watch live streams for ten days to half a month.]

Furthermore, D-laoshi spends the most time in the outdoor section.

[Ke Fenfen is the only female streamer that D-Lao watches.]

Many people would dare say that this "Crossing the Clutches" incident was the one where he gave the most gifts to his fans.

[It turns out that Sister Qiao and Boss D have a love-hate relationship.]

[Do you think D-boo is some kind of mentally challenged elementary school kid who deliberately bullies Sister Qiao just because he likes her?]

[Well... a man is a boy until he dies (not in a positive sense)]

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【☾】：What does "baby" mean?

【☾】：Will you come to me someday?

【☾】：Want to meet in real life, baby?

Yu Fu was drinking cassava stewed milk and casually took a picture to show Lu Yuelin: It's delicious!

【☾】：I want to eat what the baby has sucked.

[The cream puffs are so soft and fluffy]: ? That's insane!

【☾】：Only perverted towards babies.

[The cream puffs are soft and fluffy]: Hmph, all talk and no action.

Lu Yuelin pestered her again for the video call, and You Fu, thinking of the man's young and handsome face, also felt a little tempted.

But he would say things like, "Okay, okay, I can't do anything with you."

As Lu Yuelin watched You Fu finish a bowl of dessert through the microphone, she couldn't help but think how much she wanted to eat You Fu's mouth.

Lu Yuelin: "Baby, you still haven't answered whether I want to meet you in real life."

Yuf: "Ugh, you're so annoying. We've only known each other for a few days. If we're going to meet, I'll meet 778 first, not you."

Lu Yuelin became anxious: "Why?"

Yuf: "Because 778 was the first guy to give me money. And he only gave me money."

Lu Yuelin: "..."

He would never have considered watching female anchors as a pastime, but if he hadn't done so, he would have missed the opportunity to meet Yuf.

Lu Yuelin: "I admit I have a dark past. But doesn't 778 have one too? Maybe this is just his alternate account."

Yuv: "Look at you, you think everyone else is dirty just because you are."

Lu Yuelin: "I'm not dirty!"

Yuf: "Hmph, you won't even admit you're dirty, you have no responsibility. If you hadn't been a protector for other female anchors before, I wouldn't have received so much criticism."

But then again, if Lu Yuelin hadn't previously acted as a protector for other female anchors, You Fu would never have seen him and taken the initiative to steal him away.

Although everyone knows that the "wife and mistress" dynamic shouldn't be applied to the live streaming world, "stealing a brother" will always be ridiculed.

The older brother himself is usually unaffected, after all, money talks and so does prestige.

As a result, only the scheming and backstabbing small-time streamers are in the eye of the storm.

But Yuf didn't actually receive much criticism. Her stunning appearance attracted many casual fans, and her overly frank attitude even later became a topic of discussion about her being a "scammer."

Lu Yuelin: "I've already had those posts online taken care of, baby, don't be upset."

Yuf: "Hmph, I heard you cried the whole time during your live stream yesterday."

Lu Yuelin: "I only have one favorite show, and that's Puff Baby."

Yuf rolled her eyes: "How can you turn your back on me like this? You were an Aibo before, but you're still an Aibo."

Lu Yuelin: "Although it sounds like an excuse, I really have never liked her. I used to just message whoever I saw, but later I found it too troublesome, and since she kept sending me long messages, I started only visiting her page."

Yuf: "Oh, I don't care."

Lu Yuelin racked her brains to save face: "I changed my ID because she said she didn't want any gifts for her birthday, she just wanted me to change my ID."

Yuf: "Haha, how touching!"

Lu Yuelin broke out in a cold sweat. If he had known he would have a woman he liked in the future, he would never have done something like this, even if it meant being an idiot.

He originally thought he would never fall in love, but who knew that anything could happen.

Lu Yuelin: "Baby..."

Yuv: "I don't want to hear your explanation."

She just wants to swindle his money. The more affairs he has, the more justified she feels. Why bother explaining so much to her? It's so annoying.

Don't try to explain it to him later as a man who has never been tempted by worldly desires; that would be quite frightening.

Yu Fu deliberately diverted Lu Yuelin's attention, softly asking him if he wanted to see her wearing the new dress he had bought for her.

Lu Yuelin had no way to resist such an invitation and foolishly took the bait instantly.

......

At 3 PM, Yu Fu, wearing a pink and black plaid skirt and a black short-sleeved shirt, finished dancing an otaku dance.

After splitting the audio into four segments, I first sent them to Lu Yuelin, 778, and Lemon respectively.

On days when she's not livestreaming, she naturally has to wholeheartedly support her older brothers and sisters.

She sent the last part to Douyin (TikTok) to someone who doesn't like to sleep.

Yu Fu didn't turn off the private messages from those who didn't like to sleep, and she didn't know if he would even see them. She guessed that a hundred or so small streamers would send him messages every day.

Hmm, maybe not that little.

Even though he only brushed Xixi's hair when she didn't sleep, in this circle where there were far more monks than porridge, countless people still rushed to join him.

Initially, Yuf didn't intend to steal the Sleeping King, but since she had already provoked DK and Don't Mess with her, she might as well do one more.

Consider it a ritualistic way of conquering the three starter Pokémon.