Quick Transmigration: So the Green Tea Sister Stole the Male Lead

Hello, hello, good afternoon.

Yuf wore a sky-blue knitted short vest that only reached three centimeters below her chest, making her waist and abdomen appear dazzlingly white.

She also wore a sun-protective jacket, a sun hat, and a pink knit skirt from the same brand.

"I'm a little excited about broadcasting outdoors for the first time. I don't know if everyone will like watching it."

On the screen, the pretty young anchorwoman exudes youthful energy and a vibrant sexiness.

There was someone to her right, but not in full view; only a small part of her left side was visible, such as her left hand resting on the armrest of a camping chair. The blue-purple veins on the back of her hand were faintly visible, her skin was fair, her fingers were long and slender, and she wore a discreetly luxurious watch on her wrist.

When the audience entered, they saw a man next to the anchor, a man whose left hand alone could evoke many associations.

[Good afternoon, host! You look beautiful today!]

[A sporty yet sweet girl!]

[Waaaaah, I'm such an old-fashioned person, I won't allow my wife to show her waist to anyone but me!]

It's really not easy to see cream puffs during the day.

Who is next to the baby?

Yuf: "It's the 'good friend' mentioned in the live stream title. Let's guess whether Puff's good friend will be empty-handed today."

Tan Shengdu raised his index finger and then lowered it.

That's incredibly audacious.

They actually dared to let their big brother appear partially on camera during the live stream.

But nobody knew that this "good friend" was 778.

Yuf felt a secret thrill.

[So you've just brought your boyfriend along to the public?]

Yesterday it was my boyfriend's shirt, today it's my boyfriend's face-to-face sex, hahaha, how are you guys feeling?

Yuf: "He's not my boyfriend! This best friend of mine is already an uncle! An uncle, you understand? There's no way we can be together!"

Tan Shengdu turned his head to look at You Fu, his gaze calm.

Yuf looked up at the sky guiltily.

Lemon blocked several people who sent unfriendly comments.

Wow, with that watch, he must be a real rich guy.

"How could he be my boyfriend? He's showing himself to me so openly, he definitely isn't."

I feel like the fun of cream puffs is just doing some outrageous things in a perfectly legitimate way.

For example, it's not the first time a small streamer has tried to poach a big spender's money right in front of the main person.

[DK]: Who is Fu with?

Xun Zhi saw the hand next to You Fu as soon as he entered the live broadcast room.

Could it be Lu Yunye? Probably not.

A few days ago, he ran into Lu Yunye at a dinner party and, trying his best not to reveal his feelings, asked him how his relationship was going and how things were progressing with the girl.

Lu Yunye said they broke up.

He said they broke up.

After offering a few words of comfort, Xun Zhi happily opened two more bottles of his own wine to serve to the guests.

Yuf: "Why should I tell you? Mind your own business!"

[DK]: Why are you being so mean to me?

Yuf rolled her eyes: "I haven't forgiven you yet. So what if I'm being mean to you?"

[DK]: That eye-roll was really beautiful.

Xun Zhi pinched the soft, fragrant little face through the screen.

He always disliked people who brought up old grievances and wouldn't let go of the past, but when it was Yuf doing this, he found it somewhat understandable.

Logically speaking, since Xun Zhi apologized and gave so many gifts, the streamer should have stopped.

But if it were Yu Fu, Xun Zhi would seem willing to be constantly dredged up by her and given the cold shoulder.

However, the feeling of being ignored is not pleasant.

Before it was revealed that Deep and DK were the same person, Yuf was at least quite gentle and cute towards Deep, and would occasionally send him WeChat messages.

Ever since she revealed her true identity, Yuf has completely ignored him. He even has to beg her to say goodnight.

[DK]: So when are you going to forgive me, streamer?

Yuf rested her hands under her chin, feigning profundity: "Just wait. When I'm a little more mature, I'll be able to forgive those who hurt me."

[DK is giving away 1x2x3...x52 Puff Pastry Grand Slam Diamond Carnival gift pack]

[DK]: I'm so sorry, streamer, I deserve to die.

[DK]: When will the streamer mature?

Yuf raised two fingers on her left hand and spread her right hand: "I think that around the age of sixty-five, my mind will be mature enough to forgive you."

I'm totally swooning over the streamer's cuteness, she's so funny!

"You'll become mature by the time you're sixty-five...and that's certainly a lot of maturity."

[The streamer might as well say he'll mature when he's a hundred, and let the lovestruck DK wait another lifetime.]

Xun Zhi was amused; at sixty-five, he really dared to say such things.

[DK]: That streamer is quite a late bloomer.

[DK]: I'll try to live until then, so I can compete for the chance to dance in the square with you.

Yuf was amused by him, but she still felt quite disgusted with the actor, Boss D.

[Baby, isn't your friend handsome?]

That hand gesture looks so alluring.

Are they really just good friends, or boyfriends?

Yu Fu was a little unhappy when she saw everyone asking about Tan Shengdu again: "He's not my boyfriend, he's a very good uncle. And I didn't come out alone, my mom is right here, let her tell you!"

[Our mom has been brought up again.]

Don't treat your mother like a precious gem!

[I can vouch for what Fufu said; Mommy was there.]

Yuf: "Hey, stop being sarcastic! I'm telling the truth!"

Yu Fu angrily hugged Tan Shengdu's shoulder, tilting her head and pouting, "Uncle, say something! They're all slandering our relationship."

[DK]: Streamer, you really dare to do anything!

[Don't Like Sleeping]: What's the host doing? You're trying to make me jealous as soon as you come in, aren't you?

Is this kind of physical contact acceptable?

Is it normal to be so close to your uncle?

【It's normal. What's wrong with being a little affectionate with elders? Our Puff is still a child, after all.】

Tan Shengdu looked down at You Fu's delicate face from outside the camera's view, finding it so audacious and incomprehensible.

So cute.

Tan Shengdu lowered his voice: "Ignore them, the innocent will clear themselves."

[Uncle's hands are very beautiful, and his voice doesn't sound old at all. Is he Uncle Qing?]

Even if Puff is incredibly capricious, she wouldn't do a live stream with her boyfriend, right? Stop spamming!

At first, most people were just making fun of the meme, but if they talked about it too much, there was a risk that some haters would try to stir up trouble, so the fans immediately took control of the situation and stopped mentioning the man next to Yufu.

Yuf was very satisfied; most of her fans were so sensible, and she hoped they would always stay that way! The eldest brother should also learn from his fans.

What is Fufu playing?

It looks like it's in a forest.

Want to camp?

Yuf cleared her throat: "I'm fishing. There's a lake right in front of me, but I think everyone's more interested in seeing me than fishing."

Do you agree?

[Stinky baby, I'm giving you lots of kisses!]

Yuf's expression turned a little serious: "Also, I need to clarify those two photos that were taken."

No need to clarify, we believe you.

Our belief is useless; it's up to you, brother, to believe.

[DK]: I believe it.

[Fortune teller]: I just woke up, why is it broadcasting so early?

[Fortune teller, come here]: What photo?

[Don't like sleeping]: Sorry, host.

Seeing Sleeping King's abrupt apology, Yuf tilted her head in confusion: "Why are you apologizing?"

[I know, I know, those posts on Douban saying that the main package and the big brother's offline activities were posted by Sleeping Queen Dream Girl]

[There are also posts from Xixi's fans saying that Xixi's guild secretly bought some traffic to smear the streamer.]

Seriously, people start making pronouncements based on just one photo. Poor thing, the original poster is in a bad situation.

Yuf glared at the ID that didn't like sleeping: "How could this happen! It's all Sleepy King's fault!"

【不爱睡觉 赠送 泡芙大满贯 泡芙製造机x1x2x3...x52...x99（80000DB*99）】

Yuf changed the subject: "But then again, the Sleeping King can't control what other people say."

I declare this to be the easiest streamer in the world to please.

Ninety-nine people costing eight thousand yuan each, and you call that easy to appease?

[Your inability to pay is your problem, it doesn't mean the streamer is hard to please!]

[Don't like sleeping]: It's my fault. From now on, I'll tattoo my identity on my face when I go out.

Yuf asked curiously, "What's your identity?"

[Don't like sleeping]: A fan of the streamer

[Go check out Sleepy King's page, his bio has changed to "No exes online, first love streamer Puff Sauce @PuffGrandSlam. So sweet~"]

Why do I ship everything? Anyone want to ship me x cream puff?

Who are you? Have you ever spent any money on Jiafu?

[Fortune teller, please]: What photo?

[Fortune teller, please]: What is the dream woman?

[Fortune tellers are giving away 1x2x3...x300 Cream Puff Grand Slam Diamond Carnival] (36000DB*300)

Gu Xiangyu only stopped when he saw that his contribution value had surpassed Jiang Xingge's and then been pushed to an integer.

[The Emperor of Fate is awesome]

[...How should I put it, he's the kind of person who only asks "What does this mean?" after everyone else has been talking for two hundred pages.]

[Could the Emperor of Fate also be a middle-aged man?]

Gu Xiangyu was annoyed by the comments. He was only twenty-three, what was he supposed to be middle-aged for? And what did "lb" mean? Were they insulting him?

Yuf: "Wow, thank you fortune teller brother for the carnival~ It's just that I was photographed walking with my uncle, and some people said I was seeing my older brother offline. These rumor-mongers are so awful!"

[Fortune teller, please]: Can we still do it offline?

Gu Xiangyu was shocked. Could there really be such a good thing?

Yuf crossed her arms in front of her chest and said, "No, you can't. Puff belongs to everyone. You can't see Big Brother alone. Of course, if you have time to come to S City, I'll do my best to be a good host."

[Fortune teller, come on]: Okay

[Fortune teller]: How can I fulfill my duty as a host?

Yuf lowered her voice mysteriously: "I'll order takeout from Aunt Togami for you."

[Fortune teller, please]: ?

[Fortune teller]: What kind of person do you take me for?

[Fortune teller, come on!]: I don't like massages, and I especially dislike aunties! You little girl, stop saying things like that.

Yuv: "..."

[Don't like sleeping]: Where did this idiot come from?

[DK]: Streamer, you should refund him. Don't take his money back. He seems mentally incapable of taking responsibility for his actions. If his parents come knocking for a refund, it'll be on the news.

[Fortune teller, come here]: You two are asking for a beating?

[Auntie Togami is a bubble tea queen, not that kind of auntie.]

I'm laughing so hard I'm about to burst out laughing. The Emperor of Fate has a kind of simple and honest humor.

[When it comes to ordering takeout, what comes to mind? Where does the Emperor usually study? He seems very skilled at it.]

Yuf slapped her knee in anger: "What does the Emperor take the anchor for?"

She's not a pimp!

[Fortune Teller]: Sorry, host, I was just kidding.

Gu Xiangyu knew, of course, that Youfu wouldn't say anything too outrageous, but he seemed to be sick; looking at Youfu, he couldn't help but feel a little lewd, and sometimes he wanted something innocent.

This matter was brought to light after Gu Xiangyu had spent a hundred money on the Carnival.

Yuf, with a serious expression, addressed her fans again: "I want to reiterate here that I did not meet with my brother offline. The person photographed was me and the uncle next to me. There were actually other people with us that day."

Yu Fu looked around and spotted Qin Lang fishing with a dark expression not far away.

"Xiao Lang, over here."

Yuf waved to him.

Qin Lang gave her a resentful look before remembering him. How annoying!

Then he immediately got up and walked over.

Yu Fu asked Qin Lang if she could be photographed, and after he agreed, she pulled Qin Lang into the frame to show him off:

"See that? That's the guy who was with us the other day. I really don't understand why some people would cut him out."

Qin Lang bent over slightly, leaning towards You Fu's right. He squatted indifferently beside You Fu, inhaling her pleasant scent.

Wow!! What a cool, bad-boy guy!!

[Three people were present, but one of them was cut off; what a low-level way to spread rumors]

[Does Fu usually eat this well?]

Yuf shook her head vigorously: "I didn't eat anything, I didn't eat anything! Don't slander me!"

[Not liking to sleep]: Is it because you don't like to eat?

[Fortune teller, come on]: He's just average-looking, not as handsome as me.

[This is considered average? You'd be hard-pressed to find a male celebrity on the street, even with a lantern!]

[DK]: Little Puff has a small appetite, she can't eat that many.

[DK is giving away 1x2x3...x999 Puff Pastry Grand Slam Diamond Carnival gift pack]

[DK]: Can you still eat?

Seeing so many carnival decorations, Yuf smiled sweetly, her eyes sparkling: "Thank you, Mr. D! I'm full of cream puffs, but I feel like I could squeeze them out a bit more~"

[DEEP offers a complimentary Cream Puff Grand Slam Diamond Carnival gift set x1 x2 x3... x99]

[Are you just feeding the enemy if you don't engage in PvP?]

This live stream made me resent the rich, but then I thought about how my wife would be the one to get rich in the end, and that made me feel better.

You Fu released Qin Lang, clasped her hands together and bowed to him: "Thank you for cooperating with me, Xiao Lang. I'll treat you to a meal next time."

Qin Lang gave her a deep look: "Okay."

[Fortune teller, come here]: What are you looking at? Look again and I'll gouge your eyes out!

That look in her eyes is definitely not innocent.

It's hard for anyone to have a pure heart when faced with such adorable little cream puffs, right?

Okay, stop talking about it, stop fantasizing about the streamer's private life.

After Qin Lang left, You Fu started chatting with the viewers again. A little while later, Qin Lang brought a chair and sat down next to You Fu.

Seeing Yuf's questioning look, he casually made up a story: "There are lots of fish here."

He placed the chair very close to Youfu, sat with his legs apart, and brushed against Youfu's smooth thighs almost imperceptibly.

On the other side, Tan Shengdu had also gotten close at some point, his strong and slender legs pressed against You Fu's other side. Although he didn't touch her, they were still at an ambiguous distance.

This scene looks so familiar.

Yuf felt surrounded by male beauty.

Seeing this scene, it's hard for viewers in the live chat not to feel like their favorite streamer is the cream filling in a cookie.

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