My Wild Wife in Shanghai
Chapter 173 Master, is this lamp a proper lamp?
"Sister Bishui, I can't sleep here!" Chen Ye said. "I have to go back tonight."
Living with his female boss, Su Jing, Chen Ye had to maintain a good image at all times.
Otherwise, you might get kicked out, and your future would be affected.
Staying out all night is a major taboo.
Hearing Chen Ye say that he insisted on leaving tonight, Liu Bishui's expression darkened. She bit her lip and said, "If you really have to go back, I have a way, but you'll have to wait a bit."
"What method?"
"Don't worry about that!" Liu Bishui placed both hands on Chen Ye's shoulders. "You lie down and rest for a while. I'll get Wang Yan to leave."
"All right!"
Chen Ye sat on the edge of the bed, looking at the soft, white bedding behind him, and could even smell Liu Bishui's faint body fragrance.
He was really embarrassed to lie down on it.
Liu Bishui paid no more attention to these things. She went to the window and looked downstairs.
Wang Yan was still standing downstairs at that moment, and he would light the candles again whenever they went out, keeping himself very busy.
Liu Bishui frowned and dialed the property management number.
"Hello, I am a tenant in Building 60. A mentally ill person has entered the community. Just now, when I went downstairs to buy something, he followed me and claimed that I was his girlfriend. He seems to have violent tendencies and is very dangerous. Now he is setting fire downstairs and shouting, which is also disturbing other residents' rest. I am very scared. Please make sure to drive him out of the community to prevent serious injury incidents."
The property management staff were shocked.
Community safety is of paramount importance; if any homeowner is injured, they will be held responsible.
"Yes, ma'am, we will get him out of here as soon as possible," the property management promised.
After hanging up the phone, Liu Bishui felt somewhat lost.
Wang Yan left, and Chen Ye was about to leave as well.
"Just wait, the property management will come and take him away soon," Liu Bishui said to Chen Ye. "You can leave after he's gone."
"Hmm!" Chen Ye nodded and gave a thumbs up: "Sister Bishui, you always have the best ideas."
"Of course, otherwise how could I be your master?" Liu Bishui joked.
Chen Ye said sincerely, "But speaking of which, Sister Bishui, I really have to thank you. I've learned a lot of skills from you."
"Technique?" Liu Bishui licked her lips with her pink tongue and asked with a smile, "What technique?"
"The skills for talking to clients!" Chen Ye said, "For example, how to break the ice, how to have in-depth conversations with clients... ...
Upon hearing the words "in-depth communication," Liu Bishui's face flushed even more.
Although the two sobered up a bit, they were still quite drunk after drinking a mix of baijiu and beer that night.
After their passionate kiss, the atmosphere between them was now quite delicate.
Some suggestive words can instantly ignite that atmosphere.
"Chen Ye!" Liu Bishui's expression suddenly turned playful, and he said, taking advantage of his drunkenness, "The skills you've learned are all for work. Today, your master will teach you something for life. Are you willing to learn?"
"What about everyday life?"
Chen Ye looked at Liu Bishui with anticipation.
"Let me teach you a little game!" Liu Bishui said with a charming smile.
"Mini-games?" Chen Ye was taken aback. "What mini-games?"
"Have you ever played with two little bees?" Liu Bishui asked.
"No!"
"Okay, you learn from me, I'll teach you... ...Two little bees, flying into the flowers, flying, flying..." Liu Bishui began to teach.
Chen Ye thought the game was childish, but he couldn't refuse his master, so he started learning it.
After a moment, Liu Bishui asked, "Have you learned it?"
Chen Ye nodded: "I understand!"
"Okay! Let's start playing!"
After Liu Bishui finished speaking, she snapped the bedroom light off.
Then, turn on the voice-activated light switch.
"Master, why did you turn off the light?" Chen Ye asked. "It's pitch black, I can't see anything!"
Liu Bishui's beautiful eyes gleamed, a mischievous smile playing on her lips. "It'll be more atmospheric if we play with the lights off!"
At the same time, Wang Yan, who was busy lighting candles downstairs, suddenly felt darkness fall over his head.
He hurriedly looked up at the upstairs room and found that Liu Bishui's bedroom light was off.
"Damn it!" Wang Yan cursed angrily, "Liu Bishui, you're really ruthless! I'm still downstairs, and you just went to sleep without a care? Did you really want me to wait outside all night?"
However, the next second, the voice-activated light in Liu Bishui's bedroom turned on.
"Holy crap??"
Wang Yan almost jumped up when he saw this.
Because he knew what that meant.
Although the voice-activated light wasn't very bright, Wang Yan was still nervous and started frantically dialing Liu Bishui's number.
At that moment, Liu Bishui and Chen Ye were having a great time inside the house.
Liu Bishui hung up on Wang Yan several times, but Wang Yan kept calling back despite the danger.
Liu Bishui knew that the other person had seen the light and therefore misunderstood.
She told Chen Ye to shut up and impatiently answered the phone.
"What are you doing so late at night? Are you having a fit?"
"Who are you with?"
"It's me! What's wrong with me?"
"You're lying! Are you hiding a man? Otherwise, why would the light be on?"
"I bought the lamp, and now I can't return it. I can't just leave it unused, can I?" Liu Bishui said. "I'm just bored, so what's wrong with playing with the lamp for a while?"
As she spoke, Liu Bishui clapped her hands a few times, and the motion-activated light flashed a few times before turning off.
"Is it illegal for me to play with the lamp?" Liu Bishui asked.
Hearing Liu Bishui say this, Wang Yan also felt that he must have misunderstood Liu Bishui.
After all, the rhythm of that voice-activated light was off; it was choppy and intermittent, and sometimes it would stay off for a long time.
This is not the rhythm of a man and woman doing that kind of thing at all.
And the lights weren't bright either.
Therefore, Wang Yan thought that Liu Bishui was probably lonely and was just entertaining herself.
For a moment, he felt a little guilty.
"I'm sorry, darling, it's my fault, I couldn't meet your expectations..."
"Shut up! Who's your darling? I advise you to leave now, or someone will kick you out later!" Liu Bishui said and hung up the phone.
Chen Ye was a little embarrassed. "Sister Bishui, this light isn't ordinary. It's not just a simple voice-activated light, is it?"
"Haha, you noticed?" Liu Bishui smiled gently, looking at Chen Ye with affectionate eyes. Instead of answering directly, she asked, "Chen Ye, have you noticed a pattern?"
"What pattern?"
"This voice-activated light turns on whenever it detects a 'pop pop pop' sound or an 'ah ah ah' sound!" Liu Bishui said.
"Oh!" Reminded of this, Chen Ye noticed too, and quickly said, "It really does seem so!"
Suddenly, Liu Bishui placed a hand on Chen Ye's shoulder, brought her red lips close to his ear, and whispered in a sweet, fragrant breath, "So, what kind of lamp do you think this is?"
Even if Chen Ye was simple-minded, he understood what "slap slap slap" and "ah ah ah" meant.
But he was too embarrassed to say it directly, so he pretended not to know: "I don't know, please enlighten me, Master."
"Silly boy!" Liu Bishui said coquettishly, "This is a sex-themed voice-activated light, used when men and women are doing 'that,' understand?"
After saying that, Liu Bishui's face turned red all the way to the roots of her neck, like a ripe peach, delicate and tempting.
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