My Wild Wife in Shanghai

Observation, auscultation, inquiry, and palpation are the methods used in Traditional Chinese Medicine to diagnose illnesses.

Observation involves inferring lesions of the internal organs by observing the patient's complexion, appearance, and even external manifestations such as tongue coating and excrement.

Chen Ye was originally a practitioner of traditional Chinese medicine, and these days he has been studying ancient books, which is like adding wings to a tiger.

Liu Tao's symptoms were so obvious that Chen Ye immediately noticed the signs.

Hearing Chen Ye say this, Liu Tao was genuinely surprised.

During a recent company-organized physical examination, a serious heart problem was discovered.

The doctor told him he couldn't drink alcohol, but he was so excited to see a beautiful woman today that he broke his rule and had a few extra drinks.

Hearing Chen Ye say this, he was now uncertain.

Tang Xiaozhou, standing to the side, chuckled, "What? Are massage therapists now able to part-time and get people sentenced to death?"

These words, laced with utter contempt and mockery, instantly drew laughter from the crowd.

Chen Ye, however, remained unconvinced and said calmly to Tang Xiaozhou, "Don't be so smug. Your high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and high blood sugar are quite severe right now, and your diabetes is probably in its mid-stage. If this continues, you might not even make it to the 'IPO' stage before you 'die'!"

"You..." Tang Xiaozhou was furious.

But Chen Ye was right. In order to start his business, he socialized until late at night every night, and his body was already severely overdrawn.

He just asked Chen Ye to get water from the waiter so he could take his medicine.

The medicine he was taking was prescribed by a traditional Chinese medicine doctor, which could protect his liver as much as possible and reduce the risk of complications from hypertension, hyperlipidemia, and hyperglycemia when drinking alcohol.

Originally, this group of people looked down on Chen Ye.

However, Chen Ye's next few words were like sharp blades, piercing straight to their weak points, and their eyes now looked at Chen Ye with much clearer eyes.

"You studied medicine?" Cui Liang asked.

"I've learned some!" Chen Ye said modestly.

"No wonder!" Cui Liang said, "What's wrong with me?"

"You have a minor problem! Frequent and urgent urination!" Chen Ye said.

"Holy crap!"

Cui Liang was startled.

You can tell that?

Today he deliberately drank less water and only drank baijiu (Chinese liquor), just to avoid having to go to the toilet too often and becoming a laughing stock.

But Chen Ye still saw through it.

That doesn't make sense!

Chen Ye said, "In traditional Chinese medicine, frequent and urgent urination is caused by imbalance of the internal organs and weak kidney qi. Kidney qi is like a bottle cap. If the kidney qi is not stable, the bottle cap cannot be closed properly, and the water in the bottle will naturally flow out. You have a black mole under your eyelid and often sweat on your forehead. These are the manifestations."

"With your condition, your sexual performance will likely be poor..."

"Alright, alright!" Cui Liang quickly raised his glass. "That's enough, okay..."

Then, glancing at Kong Fei, he stubbornly added, "I admit you're partly right, but I'm still capable in bed!"

His girlfriend rolled her eyes when she heard this.

Chen Ye ignored Cui Liang and said bluntly, "I know everyone looks down on me, thinking that being a physical therapist and giving massages is a low-status job. But I believe that in this world, in every profession, as long as you don't steal, rob, or cheat, and you earn your income with your own hands and wisdom, you deserve respect!"

Just then, a waiter carrying a plate passed by outside and happened to overhear the conversation. Suddenly, he became very enthusiastic and straightened his back.

Chen Ye stood up and said, "I think that's enough for tonight. I have to go to work tomorrow, so I'll head out now!"

Then, he pulled Kong Fei's arm, got up, and went out.

The waiter stood ramrod straight at the door, saluting Chen Ye with a look of reverence: "Brother, please take care, sister-in-law!"

"Thank you!" Chen Ye smiled slightly, preparing to leave with Kong Fei, when Lu Yao caught up and said, "Kong Fei, don't go yet, we still have another round!"

It turned out that the photos of their gathering were posted in the classmates' group chat, and Liu Siqi from the next dormitory was also going to attend.

Liu Siqi invited everyone to a second round, saying she would treat them.

Liu Siqi's sudden appearance made the situation even more delicate.

Everyone knows that back in vocational school, there were two beauties in their cosmetic surgery class: Kong Fei and Liu Siqi.

Kong Fei is the type who is pure yet stubborn.

Liu Siqi, however, possessed a maturity and charm beyond her years, making her the object of the male students' secret fantasies.

Liu Siqi and Kong Fei were rivals until graduation, neither gaining the upper hand.

I heard that Liu Siqi found a young and handsome boyfriend. Nobody has met him yet, and everyone wants to see him.

The second meeting was arranged at a nightclub.

"My husband knows all the nightclubs in this area!" Liu Siqi proudly introduced upon meeting, "My husband's friend works as a bouncer in these places!"

"Oh my, you're already calling me 'husband'? Are you married?" Lu Yao asked curiously.

"No, but it'll be soon!"

Liu Siqi held her boyfriend Zhou Hao's hand, looking blissful.

Liu Siqi wore a backless halter top, revealing a snow-white chest and a deep cleavage. Her heavy makeup, combined with the revealing outfit, made her look charming and seductive.

Every man who passes by her will steal a few glances.

"I've booked a booth, everyone go in and have a blast!"

As Zhou Hao spoke, he glanced at Kong Fei a few times unintentionally.

He already has the flirtatious type like Liu Siqi, but he's never tried the aloof and pure type like Kong Fei, so seeing someone like Kong Fei makes him itch with desire.

Chen Ye checked the time on his phone and said, "Kong Fei, it's almost midnight. We have to go to work tomorrow. Shall we head out now?"

"Hey, why are you such a spoilsport?" Zhou Hao said unhappily, "It's midnight, and Shanghai's nightlife is just getting started!"

Liu Siqi also said to Kong Fei, "It's been so long since we've seen our old classmates. Don't rush back, let's go in and have a few drinks! My boyfriend is treating."

Kong Fei gritted her teeth and said, "Okay!"

She paid extra today to have a sleep-inducing service at the daycare center, so her younger brother will sleep there tonight with a dedicated nanny to take care of him. She doesn't have to worry about him no matter how late she gets home.

So she didn't want to spoil the fun.

The next second, everyone entered the Royal Club.

The lights were dazzling, and the crowds around him made Chen Ye feel a little awkward as he sat down in the booth.

He had never been to a place like this before; it was too extravagant and decadent for him!

"This is the biggest nightclub around here, super luxurious!" Liu Siqi boasted loudly to her classmates. "My husband knows this place like the back of his hand, he's paying tonight! Hehe!"

She always emphasizes that her boyfriend pays the bill, making herself seem very wealthy.

However, the fruit platters and drinks ordered for the booths were very few.

It was even a bit shabby.

However, everyone was full and didn't pay much attention to it.

Suddenly, a burst of fireworks appeared on the large screen of the DJ stage in front of them, which was very dazzling.

Immediately afterwards, the music stopped abruptly, and the surrounding noise also ceased.

A beautiful woman came onto the DJ stage, put on the DJ's special headphones, and began tuning the music with her fingers.

The next second, the face of a beautiful woman appeared on the big screen.

It turned out to be Kong Fei's upstairs neighbor, the tattooed, rebellious girl, Shen Man.