Oh no! The leader's young wife is demanding a divorce every night!

Upon seeing the bright red blood, Yang Erni gasped in shock once again.

"Ah! You're bleeding!"

The screams, one after another, made Lu Yanting's ears ring.

He covered his nose, looking utterly embarrassed.

"Hey! Are you a loudspeaker? Can you keep it down? My ears are about to go deaf."

Yang Erni understood. She leaned closer to Lu Yanting's ear and whispered a reminder in the softest voice.

Your nose is bleeding!

boom--

The woman's warm breath entered through his ear, and Lu Yanting's entire face instantly turned bright red.

The blood in my nostrils gushed out even more violently, like a small fountain.

My body stiffened uncontrollably.

It seems to have completely lost its ability to obey commands.

Right now, he's shirtless, wearing only boxer shorts, and has nowhere to hide himself.

In desperation, he plunged into the water again.

Confused and unaware of what was going on, Yang Erni thought he was going to commit suicide again, and foolishly jumped down after him once more.

"Hey! Don't die! I finally managed to save you... up here!"

Before she could finish speaking, her whole body sank down again, and she swallowed a bellyful of water!

Lu Yanting...

Speechless!

Who saved whom? This woman is hopelessly stupid!

Ignoring his sudden physical condition, he swam back to the foolish woman and tried to grab her.

But this was the second time Yang Erni had been frightened, and she struggled even more violently than before.

No matter how hard Lu Yanting tried, he couldn't hold on to her. In his panic, he could only hug her from behind.

But before I knew it, I felt something soft and fluffy.

Round and fleshy.

"Ah~" Yang Erni screamed. Feeling offended, she was so desperate that she kicked Lu Yanting hard.

Unfortunately, he kicked the most dangerous spot.

Terrible!

Lu Yanting covered his sore spot with one hand and held onto Yang Erni with the other, unable to float at all.

The two of them sank to the bottom of the water.

Lu Yanting was an excellent swimmer and could hold his breath underwater for three to five minutes.

But Yang Erni was a complete landlubber who couldn't swim at all, and having just swallowed a bellyful of water, she hadn't recovered yet and was drowning again.

Within two minutes, her breath became weak, her face turned pale, and she almost lost her breath.

Seeing that the woman in the water was about to completely faint and drown, Lu Yanting no longer cared about the difference between men and women, and leaned close to her lips to give Yang Erni a breath.

Yang Erni, in the water, slightly opened her mouth, desperately sucking the air out of his mouth, almost sucking him dry.

Before she regained consciousness, Lu Yanting used his last bit of strength to drag her ashore.

Then, he lay down on the grass, panting heavily.

After a while, Yang Erni also woke up.

She blinked her big, watery eyes and asked Lu Yanting.

"Comrade, why did you jump into the water to commit suicide? Did you encounter some difficulties? Or did something heartbreaking happen?"

"People often say that it's better to live a miserable life than to die a good death. You're so young, what's bothering you? You're lucky today that I risked my life to save you, otherwise you would have drowned."

Lu Yanzheng stared wide-eyed as she rambled on.

No, has this girl lost her mind?

Who attempted suicide? Who needed her help?

It would have been better if she hadn't tried to save them. She nearly killed both of them. And she still calls herself their savior.

Good heavens, how can there be such a stupid girl in the world?

But the sincerity and worry on her face made it impossible to blame her.

"Comrade, please don't try to kill yourself again. I really don't have the strength to save you anymore."

"Do you know what? I drank a lot of water, and I feel awful."

Looking at her innocent and bewildered expression, Lu Yanting couldn't help but laugh out loud.

This girl is too naive and simple-minded. She can't swim, but she's got guts. Seeing someone fall into the water, she didn't even care about her own safety and jumped in without thinking.

She's so innocently adorable.

"You can't swim, yet you jumped in to save someone? Are you stupid?"

"I know I'm stupid!" Yang Erni frankly admitted her dullness and clumsiness.

"Old Mr. Xiao often says that saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. Accumulating good deeds is accumulating blessings for oneself. I believe that doing good deeds will bring me good fortune."

As she spoke, Yang Erni flashed her cute little tiger teeth, her eyes crinkling with a sweet and charming smile.

"By the way, comrade, why did you try to take your own life? Did you encounter some difficulties? Why don't you tell me, I'm willing to help you."

Seeing that the girl was cute, innocent, and incredibly clever, Lu Yanting decided to tease her.

"Yeah, I can't think straight."

"My life is so miserable!"

He lowered his eyes slightly, adopting a forlorn and aggrieved expression, and sighed softly, his voice low and melancholy, feigning a heart full of sorrow.

"My family is extremely biased. All the benefits, assets, and respectability go to my eldest brother. I'm nobody at home or outside. From childhood to adulthood, I never get any good things, and I always do all the dirty and hard work."

"They scold and yell at me every day. If I say anything wrong, they beat me. I'm too scared to go home!"

As he spoke, Lu Yanting sniffed and showed her the bruises on his arm, as if he were truly pitiful.

"Now, I feel no meaning in life. My family doesn't care about me, I have no hope for the future, I'm penniless, and my family has driven me to the brink of destitution. I don't even have money for food. I haven't eaten for three days straight."

"I might as well find some peace and quiet in the water and end it all!"

Yang Erni was a simple-minded, somewhat naive girl. Hearing Lu Yanting's pitiful words, her heart ached, and her clear eyes immediately welled up with tears, filled with heartache.

Those innocent and naive eyes couldn't tell that the man was deliberately feigning helplessness to deceive her; she genuinely believed everything he said.

No wonder this perfectly healthy young man was so depressed; it turns out he had so much grievance and bitterness hidden in his heart.

"Comrade, don't be sad. It's wrong of your family to be biased. You're such a good swimmer, you could jump into the river a hundred times and still not drown. Even if you really had to die, you should hang yourself."

Upon hearing this, Lu Yanting's face turned ashen, and he looked like a rotten cabbage that had been soaked in water.

Seriously, does this girl even understand human language? Is this how she tries to advise people?

Isn't hanging yourself a form of suicide?

That would be an even more gruesome death!

"Hey, who's trying to hang themselves?" Lu Yanting was about to yell at her when he saw her innocent face as she pursed her reddened lips, her tone soft and sincere.

"Actually, my mom is biased too. She only likes my brothers from childhood to adulthood. She always saves the eggs, candies and cookies in the house for my brothers. If I secretly take a look, she will scold me for being a greedy girl and a reincarnation of a starving ghost."

"She thought I was stupid, and she often hit and scolded me. But I got used to it. I never cried, and I would never try to kill myself."

"Xiao Re said tears are the most useless thing. She said my mom wouldn't give me candy and wanted me to stay with her so she could support me."

"Later, I made my best friend. She didn't think I was stupid, she would give me delicious food, help me with my homework, play with me, and protect me."

"So don't be sad. You'll definitely meet good people too."

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(My darlings, this story is being serialized. If you find it difficult to follow, you can check out my other highly-rated completed book first. It's a very exciting and enjoyable modern military comedy novel: "Misdiagnosis at the Urology Clinic Leads to My Marriage to the Prince of Beijing's Elite Circle," starring Lin Youqian and Qi Xu. I guarantee it will be super good!)