Oh no! The leader's young wife is demanding a divorce every night!
Chapter 26 Dogs Bite Dogs
Looking at the woman in his arms, covered in soot and smoke, Lu Yanzheng felt both heartache and exasperation.
She clearly can't cook, but she insists on pretending. It's both silly and makes people feel sorry for her.
Xiao Re clutched the large, charred hole in her skirt, her lips pouting like a wronged little dumpling.
She was clearly on the verge of tears, but she stubbornly held them back.
"You're not allowed to laugh!"
Lu Yanzheng dared not laugh anymore. If he showed even half a white tooth at this moment, the woman would probably ignore him for a whole year.
Not only did he not laugh himself, but he also glared at He Yingying, who was laughing so hard she was bent over.
"Rer, I wasn't laughing!"
"I don't think it's your fault! It's all the fault of those stupid vegetables!"
"Alright! It's nothing! Go eat, I'll clean up here."
Hearing this, Xiao Re finally stopped crying. She carried the two dishes she had cooked back to her room, fuming, and began to prepare to eat.
But after taking the first bite, I was so overwhelmed by the saltiness of the burnt radish that I cried.
After drinking two large glasses of water.
She had no choice but to bite the bullet and pick up the large piece of pumpkin that looked even more unpalatable.
She took a bite, and the hard, old pumpkin skin almost broke her teeth.
She covered her dark little face, looking like a little kitten soaked in the rain, her tears welling up with grievance.
After Lu Yanzheng tidied up the stove and cooking utensils, he quickly brought over the portion of food that had been reserved for her.
They shoved the biggest chicken beak into her mouth.
He wiped away her tears and her face at the same time.
The aroma of meat filled my mouth instantly, suppressing all the grievances and bitterness I had just felt.
Xiao Re had a chicken leg in her mouth, staring at Lu Yanzheng with a sullen expression, unsure whether to eat it or not.
She just said she could cook and wouldn't take advantage of him, but now she's eating his chicken leg. Doesn't she have any pride?
Just as Xiao made up his mind and was about to throw the chicken leg away.
As if he had anticipated this, Lu Yanzheng caught it in mid-air and put it back into her mouth.
"Don't throw it away!"
"Commander Cui's dog went for a walk, so just consider this food for the dog!"
The aroma of the meat had already filled his throat, and Xiao Re was drooling with envy. He didn't care about anything else and just treated it as helping the dog.
As she finished eating the whole chicken leg, Lu Yanzheng looked at her affectionately and chuckled softly, his eyes overflowing with doting affection.
"Is it tasty?"
"If you already know, why ask?" Xiao rolled her eyes, saying one thing but meaning another.
"It doesn't taste good!"
Lu Yanzheng chuckled softly and reached out to pinch her puffed-up cheeks.
"Nonsense! Even a dog would say my cooking is delicious!"
Xiao Re asked him while biting into a chicken leg.
"So tell me, is it delicious?"
Lu Yanzheng didn't hesitate to boast, "Of course it's delicious!"
Xiao Re snorted softly.
"dog!"
"Hahaha!"
Lu Yanzheng was stunned for a second, then reacted and burst into hearty laughter.
Then he used his finger to scratch her dark nose.
"You! Stubborn dog!"
Just as Xiao Re tore off the last piece of chicken, Lu Yanzheng cupped her face and kissed her hard on the lips.
Xiao Re froze instantly, puffing out her cheeks, and called out indistinctly.
"Lu Yanzheng, what are you doing!"
Lu Yanzheng pressed his forehead against hers, a mischievous smile playing on his lips.
"Dogs fight!"
Then, he gently cupped her face in his palm, lowered his head, and kissed her lips, which still smelled of flesh.
This time, he didn't shy away from it, regardless of whether He Yingying was watching, crying, or making a hysterical scene outside.
He just wanted to hold the soft warmth in his arms and melt away the stubborn woman with his burning body heat.
He pried open her heart, bit by bit.
The lunch was a mess, but the meal was sweet and delightful.
Even the two women from the next house who were peeking over the wall secretly pulled their heads back when they saw the scene of them kissing and entangled.
Xiao Re was so exhausted from the kisses that she lay limply in Lu Yanzheng's arms with her hair all gray.
"You kissed me like that! Aren't you afraid your Yingying will get angry?"
"Let her be! Some things you just have to accept."
Marriage is a long-term commitment. If he has to consider He Yingying all the time, he can forget about getting the benefits smoothly.
He'd had enough of being sidelined for three days straight.
Lu Yanzheng gently brushed away the stray hairs on Xiao Re's face, his handsome nose lightly touching her forehead.
"You are my rightful wife, who else should I kiss if not you?"
Xiao Re's cheeks flushed, and she shyly pushed him away.
"You're spouting nonsense! Nobody would believe you!"
"It's almost three o'clock, aren't you going to work yet?"
Lu Yanzheng was on his way to work, and if he hadn't been pressed for time, he would have carried her to bed long ago.
"Okay! Let's go!"
"Wait for me tonight!"
Lu Yanzheng held her tightly, reluctant to part, and lingered for a while longer. Without even wiping his face, he ran towards the military camp building with his head covered in a black, gray mess.
As soon as Lu Yanzheng left, He Yingying jumped out hysterically and started cursing at Xiao Re.
"Xiao Re, you vixen, you've seduced my brother Zheng again! You shameless bastard!"
Xiao Re raised her eyes and retorted directly and firmly.
"Which eye of yours saw me seducing him? It was clearly him who seduced me!"
Even if that's the truth, He Yingying still felt that Lu Yanzheng was right. It was all Xiao Re's fault for having a foxy face and knowing how to be seductive, which made Brother Zheng lose control.
"My brother Zheng would never be so frivolous! You can't wrongly accuse him!"
Xiao was so angry that he bristled and raised his voice several decibels.
"Bullshit! I'm wronging him? I'm the one who's wronged!"
"Your brother Zheng isn't frivolous, he's practically jumping around!"
"In broad daylight, who didn't see him forcibly kiss me?"
He Yingying raised her voice, trying to sound fierce but actually weak, and shouted defiantly.
"Who, who saw it? Tell me!"
Xiao Re glanced around and saw that the heads that had been peeking at the corner of the wall had all shrunk back into their shells like turtles.
She wanted to prove it, but couldn't find anyone to help her.
All I could say was to point to the big black dog in the yard that had come to gnaw on the bone after smelling the aroma.
"The dog! The dog saw it! It can testify!"
The dog had just finished eating the last bone. When it saw Xiao Re pointing at it, fearing it would be caught as a witness dog, it tucked its tail between its legs and ran away in a flash.
He Yingying laughed triumphantly, as if she had won a glorious victory.
"The dog didn't see you! Look, in the entire military dependents' compound, even the dogs don't want to talk to you."
"You're so pathetic!"
Xiao Re stood with his hands on his hips, chin raised, and raised an eyebrow with a smug and arrogant expression.
"Yes! I'm so pitiful, I pitifully married your brother Zheng and got our marriage certificate!"
"Your brother Zheng just said he wants me to wait for him tonight!"
"So satisfying! I'm going to take a nice bath right now!"
Xiao Re had mastered the art of destroying someone's spirit; with just a few casual words, she had driven He Yingying to the brink of collapse, leaving her in tears.
He Yingying was both angry and resentful. She couldn't win an argument or a verbal fight, so all she could do was scream at the top of her lungs.
"Xiao Re, you vixen, you stinking vixen, you wicked vixen!"
"I'm going to kill you!"
The angrier He Yingying got, the happier Xiao Re became. Her eyes crinkled into crescents, her smile both sweet and mischievous. With an even louder tone, she returned all of He Yingying's insults.
"So what if I'm a vixen? It means I'm beautiful, and I'm proud of it. Unlike you, you ugly monster!"
"He Yingying, you ugly freak, you stinking ugly freak, you rotten ugly freak!"
"I'll make you so angry!"
boom--
He Yingying almost vomited blood!
If she hadn't been subjected to continuous stimulation for several days and hadn't developed an immune system from the anger, she probably would have died from it.
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