Oh no! The leader's young wife is demanding a divorce every night!

"Since everyone agrees with my mediation plan of having each party admit their mistakes and apologize, I will now explain the specific methods of apology."

As soon as she opened her mouth in that familiar tone, Political Commissar Wang sensed something was wrong, and his brows inexplicably began to twitch.

Xiao Re spoke slowly, in a gentle tone, with a pleasant voice, and a smile on his face, appearing kind and gentle.

But it is precisely this harmless appearance that can drive people crazy when it gets angry.

"First of all, Mr. and Mrs. Hao Xiangdong, you have slandered and insulted me. You should publicly apologize to me and submit a written self-criticism."

"Then, I killed those three chickens, and I also publicly apologized to the chickens and wrote a apology to them as well. I also compensated them with three more chickens."

What? Apologize to the chicken?

What kind of outrageous theory is this?

Xiao Re's words stunned everyone, leaving them speechless.

Hao Xiangdong, in particular, was so shocked that his chin hit the table.

He stood up in a panic, his voice cracking and his teeth chattering as he spoke.

"No, no! Comrade Xiao, we apologize to you, and you should also apologize to us. That would be fair and just."

Xiao Re smiled slightly, her tone soft and gentle, her smile gentle and unhurried.

"What I'm talking about is fairness and impartiality, not only fairness and impartiality, but also being realistic and pragmatic."

"I am naturally timid and afraid of trouble, especially after joining the army, I felt like I was walking on thin ice, trembling with fear, afraid of offending anyone."

As she spoke, Xiao Re deliberately shrank her shoulders to the side, lowered her eyes, and pretended to be docile and timid.

Commissar Wang's forehead twitched; he was utterly speechless.

You call yourself timid and cowardly? You're clearly incredibly audacious. If you were timid, even a mosquito could cause a major disturbance.

Xiao Re smiled faintly, her face still showing complete innocence.

"Company Commander Hao, I've only been living in the family compound for three days. I've never said a bad word about you two, never cursed you, and I even greeted your flies with a smile when they flew into my house. So why should I apologize to you?"

"As the saying goes, every wrong has its perpetrator, and every debt its debtor. You two have insulted me, so apologize to me."

"If I kill your chicken, I should apologize to the chicken. That's only right and just."

"Because I have never offended you, I only beat chickens!"

"I never like to take advantage of others, but I also don't like to suffer losses. Don't worry, I'll compensate you for the chicken."

Her twisted and unfounded apology left everyone speechless.

Although, I always feel like something's not quite right.

But upon closer reflection, insulting someone and then apologizing to them, beating a chicken and then apologizing to the chicken—it actually makes some sense.

After all, Xiao Re and Hao Xiangdong and his wife had never had a single argument or conflict!

The only contradiction lies with the chicken.

"Political Commissar Wang? Are you right?"

Commissar Wang's mind was completely blank, as if a million chickens were pecking at his brain, and his whole body was numb.

Having worked in ideological and political work for over thirty years, this was the first time he had ever heard such a twisted and heretical argument.

The key point is that it's irrefutable; no matter which statement you analyze, it's correct.

"Um, wait... I... I'll think about it some more!"

His brain was a bit overwhelmed, and he still hadn't quite figured things out.

Political Commissar Wang took the document registration book and dissected every word Xiao Re said, analyzing and defending it repeatedly.

In the end, it was discovered that it was flawless.

Absolutely correct.

Therefore, even though he felt it was very wrong, he could only make the announcement.

"right!"

"Let's do as Comrade Xiao said. I think it's fair, just, reasonable, and legal!"

Hao Xiangdong was stunned. It was decided just like that?

He apologized to Xiao Re? Xiao Re apologized to a chicken? Wouldn't people laugh themselves to death if this got out?

How can those two ever face anyone again?

Hao Xiangdong almost cried.

"Political Commissar Wang, something's not right!"

Political Commissar Wang didn't know how the case had been resolved, so he directly asked him using Xiao Re's original words.

"What's wrong with him? Tell me, has Comrade Xiao said anything to you? Has he cursed at you? Has he offended you?"

Hao Xiangdong shook his head; it seemed there really wasn't one on the surface.

"That's settled then! Why would they apologize to you?"

With Political Commissar Wang's words, Xiao Re immediately seized the opportunity to make a definitive statement, sealing the deal on the table.

"Since Political Commissar Wang has spoken, we should follow the leader's advice, put aside past grievances, unite and be friendly, and turn hostility into friendship."

"You'd better start apologizing, I'm listening!"

Mr. and Mrs. Hao were furious at having suffered a loss, their faces flushed and necks bulging. They stood there like wooden statues, their lips tightly pursed, unable to utter a single word.

Xiao Re looked at them calmly and leisurely.

"Company Commander Hao, I've waited so long, and you still won't apologize. Are you dissatisfied with Political Commissar Wang's fair and just mediation, or do you simply not want to maintain good relations with me?"

These words were sharp and harsh, each sentence taking a serious stance. Even Political Commissar Wang began to feel dissatisfied with Hao Xiangdong and his wife after hearing them.

"Are you two mute? Comrade Xiao is asking you a question! Is it so hard to apologize?"

"How come you can swear so fluently when you're swearing?"

Xiao Re's voice was gentle, and his face showed a sensible and considerate demeanor.

"Political Commissar Wang, don't be angry. It's not worth it for such a trivial matter."

"It's just an apology, whoever goes first has to do it anyway. Since Company Commander Hao and the others need to prepare their apologies in advance, I'll go first!"

"Set a good example!"

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Re respectfully picked up the three stiff, dead chickens from the doorway and placed them neatly on the table.

It began an unprecedented and unparalleled apology—an absurd yet earnest one.

She first straightened her clothes, then solemnly bowed three times at a 90-degree angle to the three chickens.

Then he cleared his throat, drawing out the sound exaggeratedly and for a long time—

Chicken! ~~

I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have impulsively killed you. Ah, although your foul mouth is really annoying, I still want to sincerely apologize to you.

You're just unlucky to have been born into a bad family, that's why you met me. Oh well, what can I do? I'm a vixen, born to seduce chickens!

As she said this, she deliberately raised her eyebrows and gave Zhou Meiyu a provocative look.

Chicken~ Ah~ Chicken!

You died such a tragic death in this life, so in your next life remember to be smarter, watch your mouth, and don't shout nonsense. Open your eyes wide and find a good family to marry into!

Amitabha! Oh, the Way! Oh, the debt!

To express my sincere apology, I will offer incense and burn paper money for you at the place where you ascended to heaven, wishing you an early ascension to paradise!

puff!

Upon hearing this, Cui Peng and He Jianguo could no longer hold back and burst into laughter, falling under the table.

Killing someone's chicken and then burning paper money at their house—only someone like Commander Lu's wife would do something so despicable.

Now they finally understood why Political Commissar Wang got a headache every time he saw Xiao Re.

This is no ordinary troublemaker; he's a monstrous menace.

She looks delicate and speaks softly, but every word she utters is piercing and deadly.

This isn't an apology, it's practically digging up someone's ancestral graves!

Hearing this veiled and insulting apology, Hao Xiangdong and his wife were so angry that their faces turned green.

Yet, he had no words to express his feelings.

If they had known, they would have smothered the dead chicken at home instead of complaining to Political Commissar Wang.

They poured out their grievances and cried for so long, but it was all in vain. This vixen only recognizes chickens, not people.