Oh no! The leader's young wife is demanding a divorce every night!

Before He Yingying could even speak, her face flushed bright red. She drank the entire pot of water from He Xiuxiu's pot before finally speaking hesitantly.

"After dinner yesterday, Zheng went to take a shower but forgot to bring his clothes, so he asked me to bring them to him."

"And guess what I saw?"

Is there even a need to guess? He Xiuxiu swallowed hard, her eyes wide open.

"that?"

"Mmm!" He Yingying nodded shyly, her chin almost touching her chest.

"Black, bushy, very sexy—"

Just as He Xiuxiu's eyes lit up, anticipating a detailed description, she suddenly blurted out...

"Leg hair!"

Pfft! He Xiuxiu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, almost choking on it.

This idiot, he stammered for ages and all he got was a glimpse of leg hair.

What's so attractive about leg hair?

It's better to go to Zhou Meiyu's house and look at chicken feathers.

"Then what!"

"Then, I secretly hid outside and listened to Zheng Ge taking a shower. The sound of the water was so loud and rapid, it was truly wonderful to hear!"

This idiot is truly hopeless; no wonder her husband gets stolen away.

He Xiuxiu was truly furious.

"Can't you just go in and listen?"

"I felt that listening outside wasn't enough, so I went inside. But Brother Zheng had already finished showering and was just getting dressed."

He Xiuxiu—bursts into a rage.

She pounded her chest and asked with exasperation.

"Is this what you meant by 'almost done'?"

He Yingying gathered her hair and gave a shy, silly smile.

"Don't rush, there's more!"

Then, she began to describe things in a half-dead manner.

"Last night, I listened to my sister's advice and thought I had to prove myself."

"I deliberately wore a very sexy nightgown, so beautiful that I didn't even dare to look at myself."

He Xiuxiu glanced down at her skinny, bony figure and didn't even want to say, "Is this what you call sexy?"

Skinny is more like it.

She's so beautiful I can't bear to look! I wouldn't even bother to look if you gave her a chance.

"And then—guess what?"

This time, He Xiuxiu was too lazy to guess; she figured it would be pointless anyway.

"What else can you do? It's an eyesore!"

"No!" He Yingying said, both anxious and embarrassed.

"Did Zheng come to my room?"

"No way?" He Xiuxiu's eyes widened again. This is enough to tempt? It seems Tie Baozi is really hungry.

"And then what? Did you two make any 'plop plop,' 'huff puff,' or 'splash puff' noises?"

This time, He Xiuxiu used several euphemisms, making her words so euphemistic that only her voice remained.

He Yingying nodded shyly again.

"have!"

Her mouth always stammers at crucial moments.

"Brother Zheng is a bit hot-tempered; he asked me to help him out."

He Xiuxiu slapped her thigh, her heart pounding with excitement.

Oh my god! It's here, it's here, it's finally here.

She was listening intently, preparing to be baptized by the spring tide.

He Yingying paused again and stopped talking.

"Hey, hurry up! Stop dawdling! It's getting late, why aren't you taking him down yet?"

He Xiuxiu was so anxious that she wished she could do it for her herself.

"What's the rush? These things can't be rushed!"

He Yingying's slow and deliberate nature was driving He Xiuxiu to the brink of a heart attack.

"Zheng said that since he's not divorced yet, our relationship is against the rules. But... I can't help it."

"Let me call out to him a few times to satisfy his craving!"

Immediately afterwards, He Yingying began to imitate Xiao Re's nighttime cries, making incoherent noises.

Although she doesn't have the same soft, charming, and alluring qualities as others, she has still managed to imitate them quite well.

He Xiuxiu was so shocked by this that she vomited blood!

So this idiot just howled all night and did nothing?

"What the hell are you yelling for?"

"I'm sending you to seduce people, not to call back souls!"

"You...you...you're really infuriating! Give me back the money! At this rate, you'll never get anything done in eight hundred years."

He Yingying patted He Xiuxiu's back, comforting her continuously.

"Sister Xiuxiu, don't be in such a hurry. You're always so impatient. How can I possibly succeed?"

"I have no experience, so I have to figure it out myself, right?"

He Xiuxiu was so angry that her vision blurred and her chest heaved. She pointed at He Yingying but couldn't utter a complete sentence for a long time. In the end, she could only manage to squeeze out one sentence.

"Go ahead and touch it! Get your hands on it! Stop just howling!"

"I touched it, I touched it, I touched it!"

Hearing He Yingying say this, He Xiuxiu finally breathed a sigh of relief, realizing she hadn't had a myocardial infarction.

"As soon as I made my move, Brother Zheng pounced on me and threw me onto the bed."

He Yingying's words came to an abrupt end—

He Xiuxiu's eyes were wide open, like a carp that had been dead for three days, and she didn't dare to blink even once.

I was afraid of missing any of the wonderful details.

"and then?"

"And then—Xiao Re, that troublemaker, showed up!"

He Yingying began to change her tone, from shyness to anger, from gentleness to strength, and began to rant and rave with righteous indignation.

"That greedy troublemaker, she went back on her word. She took a cleaver and chopped at the head of the bed, then suddenly demanded a higher price!"

"She said she was at a loss and that she would only allow Zheng Ge to stay with me if she gave her another two thousand."

"She's wicked, she's heartless, she's not human!"

"She's heartless, vicious, and mean-spirited. She's a troublemaker, a jinx, always causing harm and breaking up relationships. She'll never have a peaceful life!"

"I curse her to step in dog poop when she goes out, fall into a cesspool when she goes to the outhouse, and have no menstrual flow when she has her period..."

……

He Yingying cursed harder and harder, louder and louder, with increasing fervor.

He vented all the frustration he had felt from being bullied by Xiao Re lately by venting his anger.

He Xiuxiu became angry from the cursing and wanted to join in.

It's all that chicken-killing spirit's fault, it's truly a wicked thing.

They actually came to attack at a time like this, aren't they afraid of being struck by lightning?

Xiao sneezed several times from a distance. It seems He Yingying performed quite well.

"Exactly, exactly, exactly, well said!"

He Xiuxiu clenched her fists so tightly that her knuckles turned white, her eyes blazing with anger, and she gritted her teeth in agreement, wishing she could rush up and confront Xiao Re to vent her anger for He Yingying.

When she was tired of cursing, ran out of words, and couldn't curse anymore, He Yingying finally spoke softly.

"Sister Xiuxiu, could you lend me some more money? I promise I'll make it this time!"

"No!" He Xiuxiu refused decisively.

If they borrow again, her family will be completely drained of their resources.

"Sister Xiuxiu, please, since you're so kind, go all the way and help me out this time!"

"We've put in so much effort beforehand, we can't let all our hard work go to waste and end in failure, can we?"

"This time, I guarantee it will work."

He Xiuxiu was truly filled with hatred. If she had known that He Yingying was so useless and Xiao Re had such a big appetite, she shouldn't have lent her the money in the first place.

Now that things are more than halfway done, at worst it's just the final push. We can't let it all fall apart like He Yingying said.

Besides, I talked to Brother Kun about this yesterday, and he agreed and said it was feasible.

I can help He Yingying if necessary.

"What if I give you the money, and that woman changes her mind?"

Upon hearing this, He Yingying realized she could still borrow the money. She immediately took out the guarantee written by Xiao Re.

"This time, I was smarter. I made her write a guarantee that she would never go back on her word."

"She said that if he gave her another two thousand yuan, she would stop taking care of Zheng Ge and let him sleep in whichever room he wanted and for as long as he wanted."

He Xiuxiu took a look and saw that it really was a guarantee.

[I, Xiao Re, promise that as long as you give me 2,000 yuan, my husband will be completely free to sleep wherever he wants, for as long as he wants—I won't interfere at all!]

Not only was it fully loaded, but they even put their signatures and handprints on it.

He Xiuxiu gritted her teeth and decided to trust her one more time.

She made a painful decision, ran into the house, and took out all the money she had saved for her son's future wife, giving it to He Yingying.

"Take this, this is all the money I have left. If you still can't make it, I can't help you anymore!"

He Yingying was overjoyed.

Surprisingly, Xiao's method actually worked. This meal was definitely worth it; I got to yell at him to my heart's content and also got the money.

"Don't worry! I promise I'll keep Zheng Ge at my room every night. I'll never think about that vixen again."

"That's it," she added, asking He Xiuxiu.

"By the way, sister. Do you have any good remedies or tips to help your little sister out again?"

"You know, Zheng is a pretty upright guy, and he's also quite stubborn. What if he's concerned about morality and doesn't want to go? I'll have to resort to some other methods, won't I?"

Upon hearing this, He Xiuxiu immediately slapped her thigh.

Yes, that's a great idea. Why didn't she think of that?

"Okay! You wait here, I'll get it for you in a bit!"

"Okay! Sister Xiuxiu! I'm counting on you for this!"