Lin Zhou: "..."
The younger sister likes her older brother.
My brother likes Jiahao.
Jiahao likes his younger sister.
yooooooooo~
Triangles are stable.
But that's hell! If that girl finds out about this, her yandere behavior just now was no joke, and it might really trigger a bad ending.
Although Lin Zhou was also afraid of yanderes, he never thought of running away.
It's clear that preserving oneself is the best choice, even though several are very pretty, and Wanwan is also very cute—
Yes, I should run away. How could I lack pretty girls around me...?
But this is the mindset of a waste of time.
I love it! I love it! I love it!
Green plums are the cutest!
"Uh, what's wrong?" Li Jiahao noticed that Lin Zhou remained silent, and especially since the other man's eyes seemed to see right through him, which made him feel inexplicably uneasy. "Am I in a bad situation?"
Could it be—
Is this man in front of me really something?
"Well..." Lin Zhou adjusted his glasses, paused for a moment, and then commented, "Hmm... it's quite interesting."
"What do you mean?"
"Don't rush, I know you're in a hurry." Lin Zhou muttered to himself, making hand gestures. Actually, he didn't understand anything, he just pretended to shake his head and sway his body, "You dig dig dig me, I dig dig dig you... Huazhou sesame oil chicken~"
Ye Zhiyu sat beside Lin Zhou, watching him act strangely, and suddenly wondered if the guy had just been lucky all along.
Or is this guy really able to tell fortunes using these methods?
What about all that hard work I put into learning?
Lin Zhou's health has been poor since childhood. Ye Zhiyu only turned to metaphysics after realizing that medicine could not change the situation.
"Does the person you like have any siblings?" Lin Zhou asked.
Li Jiahao paused for a moment, then replied, "Yes."
"Is she in the same club as you...? This club might be related to something like photography or painting."
"Yes...we're all from the photography club!" Li Jiahao sat up a little straighter. He had initially only been trying it out, but now he was clearly serious.
"We used to organize photos together often, but these past few days she runs away whenever she sees me."
"She doesn't dislike you." Lin Zhou's tone gradually became inscrutable. "It's just that she recently encountered a big problem, and her mind is in turmoil, so she doesn't know how to face you."
"Is it something big?"
"If you investigate further, you may face bloodshed."
Li Jiahao's expression changed.
true and false?
A bloody disaster? No, how could consulting a fortune teller lead to a bloody disaster? Or is it that all fortune tellers are destined for bloodshed?!
"Classmate... no, Master, isn't this a bit...?" Li Jiahao said.
Ye Zhiyu also looked at Lin Zhou with a puzzled expression. Had he calculated it correctly?
"Don't believe me?" Lin Zhou pinched his fingers, then slapped Ye Zhiyu's thigh and said to Li Jiahao, "You... you're wearing red underwear today!"
"ah?!!!!!!!!!"
master!!!!!!!!!
Li Jiahao suddenly stood up. "How...how did you know I was wearing Ke Li underwear?"
Lin Zhou was taken aback. "What is Klee?"
Ye Zhiyu exclaimed, "Holy crap..."
"Oh...it's nothing...Master, you guessed the color correctly!"
Lin Zhou's few words convinced Li Jiahao that the other party was a master!
"Does she already have someone she likes?" Li Jiahao asked cautiously.
"have."
Lin Zhou answered very decisively.
Li Jiahao's expression immediately fell. "Sure enough, I knew she wouldn't avoid me for no reason."
"Master, I've liked this person for a long time, but we always feel like we're walking on thin ice when we're together. Do you think we can ever reach the other side?"
"This..." Lin Zhou wasn't quite sure either. Could a yandere really fall in love with someone else?
should……
"Master, what should I do...?"
"Don't do anything for now," Lin Zhou said. "She's in a very emotional state right now. Let her calm down before you consider confessing."
Li Jiahao became more and more confused as he listened, but he also felt that Lin Zhou's predictions of so many things were not just nonsense.
"What about tomorrow?"
"Do it tomorrow? That depends on how tough your life is."
"..."
"Just kidding." Lin Zhou coughed lightly. "Let's talk about it after the school anniversary celebration officially starts. We can't rush into relationships. If you rush in now, you might lose your chance."
That last statement is true.
Xu Zhi had just been coaxed by Xu Lin. If she turned around and saw Li Jiahao coming over to confess his love, and then noticed that her brother's expression was off after seeing Li Jiahao, her yandere brain might be able to complete all the deductions in three seconds.
The three people huddled together, but the knife was moving in both directions.
"I understand." Li Jiahao nodded seriously, then took out his phone. "How much?"
Ye Zhiyu immediately pushed the payment code over, "50 for complicated marriage, 20 for bloodshed warning, a total of 70."
"Wasn't there a free trial just now?"
"Your situation is beyond the scope of calculation," Ye Zhiyu said. "For ordinary people, marriage is like a single electrical wire, but yours is like three-phase electricity."
Although Li Jiahao didn't know what three-phase electricity was, he still scanned the code and paid seventy yuan.
"..."
When Li Jiahao left carrying the books, his steps were noticeably heavier than when he came.
Only after the other person had completely disappeared at the end of the sycamore-lined path did Ye Zhiyu slump back onto the table. "I'm tired."
Lin Zhou: "?"
No, I calculated all of these, right?
"What are you tired about? You haven't done anything, have you?" Lin Zhou asked.
Ye Zhiyu glanced at Lin Zhou. "Tsk, don't you know you get tired when you sit?"
"I really don't believe you'd get tired with your constitution." Lin Zhou could see Ye Zhiyu's stats, after all.
Just then, Lin Zhou's phone vibrated slightly in his pocket. He took it out and glanced at it; the numbers on the task page had changed.
[Ye Zhiyu's Quest Branch: A Day in the Life of a Fortune Teller]
[Current number of people receiving divination: 2]
Rewards will be randomly drawn after the mission concludes.
The second one was also successfully included.
Lin Zhou immediately perked up.
"The trial operation seems to be going well, we can pack up and leave now." Ye Zhiyu seemed unwilling to stay there and started to get up and pack her things.
"Should we calculate it again?" Lin Zhou asked.
"So short of money?" Ye Zhiyu asked lazily.
"That's not the reason..." Lin Zhou said, "Of course, I'm also short of money, it's just..."
After a pause, he said to Ye Zhiyu, "I want to spend some time with you."
Ye Zhiyu was stunned. "Zhouzi..."
Lin Zhou: "Fish roe..."
"Zhouzhouzi..." Ye Zhiyu said, her face full of emotion.
"Fish roe..."
The next second, Ye Zhiyu kicked Lin Zhou's shin hard, "Idiot..."
Lin Zhou kicked back, and the two started fighting.
In the end, the stall was not set up, but Lin Zhou was given a chance to draw an item.
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