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"A lolicon...?"

"Could it be that I really am a loli... that's why I care about her when she was little...?"

"Ahem, ahem, that 'don't listen to her' part," Lin Zhou quickly added, then looked at Ye Zhiyu beside him, "Don't say anything yet."

Ye Zhiyu's language system is unbearable for anyone, but luckily he's used to it.

"Not at all, I only know a little bit."

I wasn't complimenting you.

The boy sat opposite, seemingly still processing what he had just heard. After a while, he stood up somewhat absentmindedly, not even noticing that his backpack on his lap almost slipped off.

Lin Zhou reached out to help him up. "Well, why don't you try to get along with her normally first? It's been so many years since you last met. There's no need to rush to give yourself an answer right after you meet her again."

"...Thank you." The boy thanked him, slung his bag over his shoulder, and slowly walked away. Ye Zhiyu glanced at his retreating figure, her gaze deep.

"Everyone else has left, what are you doing?" Lin Zhou noticed Ye Zhiyu's gaze and asked.

Ye Zhiyu said, "He...didn't give me any money."

Lin Zhou: "?"

Lin Zhou originally wanted to chase after him, but seeing the other person's dejected figure, he finally shook his head and said, "Forget it, the first order will be free."

"Transfer the money to me, so you won't have to pay me." Ye Zhiyu spread out her fair palm.

"That's going too far!"

"People talk about their 'white moonlight' (ideal love), and you're suddenly talking about being a lolicon?" Lin Zhou said after sitting down.

Ye Zhiyu merely glanced at Lin Zhou, "How do you know it's not true?"

Lin Zhou hesitated, then said, "This... is just a low probability."

"Have you done the statistics?"

Lin Zhou was speechless.

"The greatest power of the 'white moonlight' is that even the person in front of you can't compare." Ye Zhiyu waved her hand. "This image will be constantly beautified and enhanced in memories, eventually forming a special existence that is no longer the person themselves."

"So...you already knew, didn't you?"

Ye Zhiyu said, "What do you know? Instead of continuing to feel regret, it's better to accept that you're a lolicon. You'll feel much better that way."

Lin Zhou: "You..."

That seems to make sense?

Fortunately, the next customer didn't seem to have such a heavy heart. A young man pulled his companion to sit down, and as soon as his bottom touched the chair, he eagerly put his hands on the table and said, "Master, can you tell me if I'm destined to be rich?"

Ye Zhiyu looked at his hand. "Why are you giving me your hand?"

"Isn't it palm reading?"

"Oh, that works too," Ye Zhiyu said.

"...Also?"

Lin Zhou coughed lightly, deciding not to participate for the time being.

The boy didn't seem to care much, as if he was just there to join in the fun. He moved a little closer and asked, "Master, how can I get rich?"

Ye Zhiyu touched the crystal ball, closed her eyes and calculated for a while, "Hmm... buy a lottery ticket."

"What lottery ticket should I buy?"

"The winning lottery ticket."

The boy was stunned, but his companion standing behind him was already laughing so hard he was holding onto the back of his chair. "That makes sense. You know what, I can't really find any fault with it."

"No, Master, I just don't know which one will win."

"Then you can check after the lottery results are announced."

Can I still buy tickets after the lottery draw?

"cannot."

"..."

The boy was amused by these words, and finally gave Ye Zhiyu a thumbs up in a sarcastic tone, "Master, your work is of a very high quality."

"Of course," Ye Zhiyu said. "Scan the code and pay."

"Next."

After the two left, the girl who had been watching the commotion sat down. She pointed in the direction the boy had gone, laughed for a while, and then asked, "Could you help me see if I'll have a chance to become a boss in the future?"

Ye Zhiyu nodded. "Yes."

"When?"

"Now."

The girl's eyes brightened slightly. "How do I become one?"

Ye Zhiyu pointed to the beverage stall next to her, "Go over there and buy a bottle of water."

"and then?"

"When you pay, make him call you 'boss'."

girl:"……"

Lin Zhou finally couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Ye Zhiyu turned her head to look at him, and Lin Zhou immediately changed his expression, adding seriously, "If one isn't enough, you can buy a few more bottles."

"You two!" The girl laughed too. "Fine, fine, I'm going to be the boss next door."

"Take care, boss." Ye Zhiyu waved.

Taking advantage of a break, Lin Zhou picked up a glass of water and took a sip, watching Ye Zhiyu lay the cards out again. "You're not planning to do any serious calculations today, are you?"

"Why didn't you calculate it properly?" Ye Zhiyu moved a little closer to him. "Look, they came happily and left happily, what's wrong with that?"

"What you're saying makes sense."

"Of course, emotional value, do you understand, Zhouzi?"

The next person to sit down was a boy wearing glasses. He seemed to have heard the previous few sentences, and this time he made sure to check again first. "Can you be serious? I just want to have my fortune told today."

Ye Zhiyu glanced at him and said, "Yes, you're going to lose money today."

The boy adjusted his glasses. "So sure? The cards haven't even been drawn yet."

Ye Zhiyu didn't speak, but simply pointed to the price list next to her with one finger.

The boy looked in the direction she was pointing, remained silent for a few seconds, and then quietly took out his phone.

"...That's really accurate."

"Thank you for your concession."

A few more people arrived, and Ye Zhiyu finally started to shuffle the cards properly. Occasionally, when someone asked a serious question, she would put away her lazy demeanor and let the other person explain the situation first.

The accuracy rate is quite high.

Lin Zhou remembered that Xiao Yu had a talent for fortune telling.

Why does this guy have so many strange skills?

Lin Zhou originally thought he was just there to sit, but it turned out he would have to help people with this and that.

After finishing his work, he sat down again and couldn't help but look at Ye Zhiyu. "Why do I feel like I'm just here to do odd jobs?"

"No way, you can calculate it too," Ye Zhiyu said lazily. "It should have been you who calculated it in the first place."

"Later on, the girls who like your face will start to show up. Remember to greet them."

"...Never mind, I'll just wear a mask."

Just then, it seemed that a show was about to start on the nearby stage. The announcement came twice, and the people who had been watching the excitement near the stall slowly walked over there. The table finally became empty, and Lin Zhou leaned back in his chair to catch his breath, loosening his slightly crooked tie a little.

Ye Zhiyu didn't continue playing cards; she simply sat down next to him, turned on the tap, and took a couple of sips of water.

"Zhouzi."

"Um?"

Have you been eating those things lately?

Lin Zhou looked up. "What is this? Didn't we eat breakfast together?"

"medicine."

Lin Zhou stopped what he was doing and subconsciously said, "Oh, that? I haven't eaten it in ages, it's been so long—"

Lin Zhou suddenly stopped halfway through his sentence.

He glanced at Ye Zhiyu, then quickly lowered his head again. "No, I meant I hadn't eaten for a while, but I'm eating now."