Rebirth is fine, but I get eight hundred dollars right from the start?

"Oh, this..."

Joker and the doll stared at the scene before them in a brief silence.

Zed was already lying on the ground on the screen, and Dark Sovereign, who was standing next to the corpse, hadn't lost much health and was leisurely finishing off the enemy.

The commentary booth was silent for about three or four seconds, with only whispers from the audience filling the silence.

Fortunately, since the LPL was newly established, people didn't have high expectations for the new commentators, and no one jumped out to criticize them for being unprofessional.

A dozen seconds later, Joker, who had finally recovered, cleared his throat and began his hindsight analysis: "First Blood! In the match between HWG and Huayi Spider, Emperor's mid laner opened up the game with a brilliant solo kill."

"So handsome!"

The doll followed up with an incredibly simple compliment, her tone as sincere as a primary school student admiring an idol: "Syndra seemed to have anticipated that Zed would use W, so she placed Q at her feet and instantly used E, stunning the teleporting Zed in place."

"To be honest, if it were anyone else, I'd be more inclined to believe they were just guessing—but he's the Emperor, so I believe he calculated it."

"I think Leaf was just trying to trade some damage and see if there was an opportunity when he reached level three," joker chimed in, trying to defend Wayi's mid laner. "But I didn't expect Emperor to be so decisive, immediately applying Ignite and not giving him any chance at all."

"Yes, being predicted and then Q'd when you finally flashed in is also a big loss—flash to relocate the grave, you lose the kill and the flash, double the loss." Wawa shook her head and sighed.

After exchanging a few words, Wawa belatedly realized that as a commentator, he couldn't side with one side from the start. He coughed and tried to steer the conversation back on track: "The mid lane is having a bad start now, so let's see if Huayi Spider can find some rhythm in the other lanes."

"Our director focused the camera on the top lane. It's relatively easy for Renekton to play against Shen. He can trade blows without worry in the early game. Once he gets Sunfire Cape, his tankiness will be maxed out, and he might even be able to try to get a solo kill."

"Let's check their last-hitting first. Renekton's 27 is pretty good, Shen... 36?"

He thought he was seeing things, so he checked again, his voice noticeably rising: "Huh? No, Shen can actually pressure Renekton to last-hit minions?"

Joker and Doll exchanged a glance, both feeling that their understanding of the game had been challenged at that moment.

Shen against Renekton, lane bully against tank, shouldn't the normal scenario be Renekton dominating Shen?

Why is the last-hit reversed?

And it wasn't just a lead of one or two strikes, it was a lead of nearly ten strikes.

"Ahem—Tale seems to be in good spirits today."

Joker coughed lightly, trying to salvage the situation with a tone that suggested, "I understand, I'm just explaining to you guys," adding, "The early game skirmishing and trading were done very well."

[Hilarious! What's there to hide? Being out-farmed is just like being solo-killed in mid lane—pure skill difference.]

To be honest, HWG's top laner has really good laning skills; he always manages to use his abilities to block crucial damage.

that's the truth.

The game's visuals quickly recreated the scene.

The crocodile built up his red-rage Q and looked for an opening when Shen was last-hitting a minion, intending to trade blows.

Easy's operation was fine, the timing of his Red Fury Q was accurate, and the range was sufficient—but as soon as he swung his axe, a white shield had already appeared on Shen's body.

Was Zhang Hai quick to react?

It happened quickly, but more importantly, it was something he had foreseen.

The enemy's red-rage Q has a very obvious hand-raising animation; he watched the pre-cast animation of this type of hero countless times during training.

The shield is triggered, reducing damage.

Immediately afterwards, anticipating the crocodile's use of E, he launched a taunt attack.

Shen thrust his body forward at an angle, and before the crocodile could retreat, it was pinned to the spot.

The brute force and taunts completed their double act, pulling the crocodile to the blue tower from both ends.

The crocodile, caught off guard by the taunts, was being attacked by a mob of minions while also taking extra damage from Shen's empowered basic attacks, causing its health bar to visibly drop.

The moment the control ended, the crocodile used his second E to pull back, trying to escape the minions' aggro range.

Zhang Hai didn't chase after him.

He lightly pressed a key on the keyboard and used his Q skill on the low-health minion in front of him.

The final blow landed, health was restored, clean and efficient, all in one smooth motion.

Also, send a message to the jungler.

"The top laner, Renekton, is in average condition; we can gank him!"

……

Hua Yi's anti-gank instincts in the top lane were pretty good. After suffering a loss in the trade, he didn't rely on the crocodile's toughness to continue lingering in the lane. Instead, he reluctantly gave up a few minions and returned to base from under the tower.

Seeing that there were no further kills in the top lane, the director finally shifted the camera to the bottom lane.

The bot lane should be more normal, right?

The joker and the doll thought to themselves.

The policewoman has long arms, and paired with a gem that grants dizziness and healing, how could she possibly...

"Huh... why is Huayi's bot lane being pushed under the tower?"

"Finishing blow... Damn, that policewoman's finishing blow was a disaster."

The camera switched, and the desperate bottom lane duo of Huayi appeared before the viewers in the live stream.

The policewoman was stabbed nineteen times and was half-blooded!

Taric... one-third of his health!

Faced with this situation, the comments section finally couldn't hold back any longer.

Wait, what's the director doing?

[Replay, please show me the replay! What exactly happened in the bot lane?]

[If the collision wasn't captured immediately, couldn't you at least provide a replay?]

As if he had heard the complaints from the viewers in the live stream, the director finally brought out the replay of the bottom lane clash.

"Okay, what we're seeing now is when the two bottom lane duos just came online."

"Wow, Varus and Thresh both maxing E? That's a bit unusual."

Varus's Q skill has a long range and high damage, while Thresh's Q skill also has hard crowd control. In contrast, his E skill...

Before the doll Joker could offer any more personal insights, Sima Laozei and White Crescent's actions in the game quickly led to them both wearing clown masks.

A soldier!

Crazy A-rank soldiers!

As soon as he went online, Sima Laozei unleashed a barrage of evil arrows, slowing down the Huayi duo while inflicting grievous wounds. White Crescent was also blocking Gem's position while farming E to take the lane.

Regarding the champion Varus, there is a common understanding in the professional gaming community in later generations.

With three damaging skills, he is very likely to win the lane, but if his teammates are not strong, he will have difficulty winning team fights in the mid-game due to his short legs.

To put it another way, this hero is very strong in lane duels.

All I can say is that the Wayi duo has never encountered such an overly formulaic professional playstyle. They were still focused on last-hitting minions, exchanging basic skills, and then using the gem's healing to gain a health advantage.

As a result, the person immediately showed off their lane-stealing skills, and the moment they reached level two, Thresh used Flash + EQ combo to rush straight for the AD carry.

He got a good beating.

The player didn't die, but all their summoner spells were gone, and the minion wave was firmly controlled outside the tower.

Less than four minutes into the game, the two brothers' heads were already ringing from being hit so hard.

Who am I? Where am I?

Shouldn't the bottom lane be a place for peaceful farming and developing, waiting for team fights around the 20-minute mark?