The game's heroine has come true? The aloof school beauty is in tears.

At the entrance of the music store.

Looking at Xu Zhixiao pinning him against the wall, Lu Yuan's mind immediately filled with questions.

"What are you doing?"

"I don't even know what I'm doing."

Xu Zhixiao really didn't know what she was doing.

She just felt that she should do it this way.

"How did the voting results go?"

"We've qualified for the main competition."

When is the match?

"tomorrow."

"I've ordered some clothes for you; remember to wear them when the time comes."

"I had my clothes custom-made."

"No, you have to wear mine."

Lu Yuan immediately denied the decision.

Because the clothes he ordered were promotional outfits printed with the four characters "Chosen Matchmaker".

An army is raised for a thousand days, but used for only one.

Do you really think that investing in the band was a waste of money?

If you've spent my money, then you should just do my advertising honestly!

But Xu Zhixiao ran into the house and took out the clothes.

The black clothes had four large red characters printed on them: "Chosen Matchmaker".

He said, with an expression that almost seemed to be seeking praise:

"Am I thinking the same thing as you?"

"You should have said so earlier, otherwise this trip would have been pointless."

Lu Yuan originally came to deliver clothes, so this was a completely wasted trip.

But at this time.

Xu Zhixiao's wall slam came in handy.

She's a strong woman who locks men up; the road is too far for her to walk.

She added, "Are you coming to watch my match?"

"Of course I'm not going."

Lu Yuan wasn't really interested in rock music competitions, especially since he was so busy every day.

Come on over, there's a surprise for you.

"Can I really expect you to win the championship, shocking the entire city of Nanjing, and further boosting my popularity?"

"That should be a bit difficult."

Xu Zhixiao admitted it very frankly.

To be honest, Heiyehai is located within the entire Jinling area.

They weren't exactly a top-tier band, even when Xiao Wu was in it.

Even if they changed the lead singer, it was just an enthusiast, and they've only performed officially twice so far.

"But I've already written my original single."

Xu Zhixiao stared intently at Lu Yuan.

There was a hint of expectation in his eyes.

"I see."

Lu Yuan was unaware of this.

It was quite meaningful to perform my first original single.

If you're not too busy, you should definitely listen to it.

But he's organizing a matchmaking event tomorrow.

"I'm organizing a dog matchmaking event tomorrow."

Lu Yuan calmly uttered a shocking statement.

The words Xu Zicheng left behind, "Whether you are human, dog, or alien, you can find your own happiness," have become the slogan of the Chosen Matchmaker.

Netizens didn't care about the details; some even brought their dogs.

Perhaps it was to create a stir, or perhaps it was to ride the wave of popularity.

But when they stand at the front desk and complain about how much other dogs don't like their dogs, and how they can only smell other dogs' butts when they go to the park...

Lu Yuan remained silent, only waving to the front desk.

"Pay the money and register!"

The four villains of the matchmaking corner are still considered opponents within the realm of normal human beings.

There is no longer any challenge for the chosen matchmaker.

Even if they continue to create a winning streak, the audience is already tired of it.

"I'm determined to become the King of Matchmakers!"

Lu Yuan thought to himself.

He overestimated himself, to the point of being oblivious to the world around him.

He even stood at the doorway and started chuckling to himself, completely forgetting that he was being pinned against the wall.

...

This wall slam has actually attracted a lot of attention.

This also means that many people are looking at Lu Yuan and laughing like idiots.

Old Wang and his band of five lined up by the door, all waiting for the moment they would kiss, and they all made a series of loud popping sounds to create a festive atmosphere.

For rock musicians, creating an atmosphere is a fundamental skill.

But after waiting and waiting, they realized that they hadn't kissed anyone.

Amidst a chorus of doubts.

Little Green opened his mouth again.

He's definitely the one who starts a group.

He was just about to loudly discuss, "Brother Lu seems to have low intelligence..."

But before he could say it, Xiao Huang quickly stopped him.

He blocked Xiao Lü with his left hand.

He blocked Xiao Hong with his right hand.

"I think Brother Lu has quite the same style as Jiahao... um."

Xiao Hong was only halfway through her sentence when her mouth was covered.

Xiao Huang was glad she had two hands.

Xiao Huang regrets that she only has two hands.

No one could stop the remaining little green glow; she simply pushed the glass door open a crack and poked her little head out:

"Mom and Dad, why don't you kiss?"

"Go! Go! Go."

Xu Zhixiao was stunned when she heard this.

He reached out and, with great effort, pushed her back.

This is ridiculous!

No disturbances allowed!

What if Lu Yuan kisses her when they start arguing?

But no, she wasn't ready yet!

You should know that Xu Zhixiao is the closest to Lu Yuan.

She could clearly see Lu Yuan's rosy face and silly grin.

She was all too familiar with that expression.

When she thinks about those things and experiences a mental orgasm, she also smiles like this with a flushed face.

He was now standing right in front of Lu Yuan.

If she's already dreaming, her next step will probably be to give him a kiss!

Although I had fantasized countless times about intimate acts with Lu Yuan.

But for a homebody like me, those who know, know.

Besides using their imagination, they have no other skills.

In reality, the couple's intimate behavior still remained at the level of "imported food".

Do you think importing food is an extremely excessive and obsessive act by a woman?

Xu Zhixiao didn't think so.

She felt that this was equivalent to someone who couldn't eat spicy food taking tripe out of a spicy hot pot and rinsing it in a bowl of plain water.

Junk food is tripe in a spicy hot pot.

The distance is like that bowl of clear water, mainly serving as a filter.

They never even had any real intimate contact.

But can you say she doesn't want to kiss?

That's definitely what I'm thinking.

But she had her own plans, and the time for a kiss was definitely not now!

If Lu Yuan comes over and kisses her at this moment.

If she rejects Lu Yuan, Lu Yuan will definitely be in a very awkward position.

Xu Zhixiao thought to herself:

"Although it's fate, please give me a little more time."

It is known that Xu Zhixiao has three major taboos: refusing junk food, refusing to go out on dates, and refusing intimate behavior.

The issue of rejecting junk food has already been resolved by importing food.

But she must find an opportunity to resolve the latter two issues.

Kissing is her next goal.

As she saw Lu Yuan's head getting closer, she began frantically organizing her thoughts in her mind.

You need to show that you are temporarily refusing.

You also need to appear that you're not really refusing, but just waiting for the moment she has in mind.

She couldn't figure it out, so she chose to ask for help.

She temporarily escaped Lu Yuan's immersion in his own world, swiftly poked her head into the doorway, and said to the five members of the band:

"I'm still a little hesitant about kissing, but I'm afraid Lu Yuan might take my refusal as a genuine rejection. So how should I tell him?"

"Let's just tell the truth about these things."

At times like these, it's old guys like Boss Wang who really come in handy.

He began by saying, "Make sure to focus on the key words and avoid vague explanations, otherwise the other person will think you are deliberately resisting. Just be direct."

Xu Zhixiao obeyed his instructions and went out the door.

Inside, Boss Wang was still giving some advice to the young couple: "There's nothing more terrifying between young couples than misunderstandings. No one can read between them, so remember to tell the truth."

"I've always told the truth," Little Green said, extending her hand.

"I didn't include you when I said that." Old Wang rolled his eyes at him, wanting to continue his lecture on relationships.

But then he suddenly heard something from outside the door that shocked him greatly:

"Lu Yuan, can you wait a moment before kissing me?"

Xu Zhixiao said this after listening to Lao Wang's advice; it was the truth.

It's not that we can't kiss, it's that we should kiss slowly, wait a while, and then kiss.

But when these words reached Boss Wang's ears, they immediately made him shudder. He picked at his ear and asked the young men again:

"Didn't she just ask me how to refuse? She probably didn't ask how to get Lu Yuan to kiss her to death, did she?"

The young people nodded in unison.

"What did she mean by saying that? Isn't this like giving Lu Yuan a performance-enhancing drug?"

Old Wang patted his head and decided to step forward.

Xu Zhixiao's romantic intelligence is practically negative.

You say things like that to a man.

Doesn't that mean telling someone, "Kiss me like crazy until you can't breathe"?

Boss Wang walked out the door and had just reached Lu Yuan when he was about to speak.

Just then, Lu Yuan snapped out of his reverie, his face beaming with smug satisfaction.

Because he was so engrossed in his fantasy that he had already been listed on the Investiture of the Gods, he was completely oblivious to the outside world and didn't pay any attention to what others were saying.

Seeing Lao Wang walking towards him, he immediately asked, "Do you think I'm the King of Matchmakers?"

Then he walked away with his hands in his pockets.

Old Wang was bewildered again.

He turned his attention back to Xu Zhixiao, trying to get some explanation from him.

Ke Xu smiled happily at him.

"Thank you, Uncle Wang, your method really worked."

"What good is it?"

Xu Zhixiao went inside, picked up her bag, and went home, leaving with a smile on her face.

She felt that Lu Yuan must have understood what she meant and was willing to wait before kissing her.

She needs to hurry up and make her plans happen!

Old Wang looked at the two bewildered people and left with smiles on his face.

His face showed great bewilderment.

He'd lived forty years and had never seen anyone like this before.

"Fluorescent Green".

"what?"

"You should go to the hospital to get checked for any hereditary diseases when you have time."

"What's wrong with me?"

"Your parents are sick."