"Brother Lu, can we really do this?"

"Edison never uttered the word 'give up' in his entire life."

"Can we, who arrange marriages for dogs, really be compared to Edison?"

"We can speak Chinese, Edison can't, that's a win."

"But Edison could speak English."

"My talent for English isn't a disadvantage either," Lu Yuan said softly, tilting his head. "I plan to pass the CET-6 (College English Test Band 6) for four years without looking at any English questions, just by studying English from Europe and America."

"I don't understand it, but it's awesome."

Li Siyu sat on the grass, watching the dogs running all over the huge park.

For a moment, I was at a loss.

He never dreamed that one day he would be arranging blind dates for dogs.

More importantly, the great "chosen matchmaker" has decided to hand over the entire business of this sector to him in the future.

"Don't underestimate this business; people are now more willing to spend money on their pets than on themselves."

"Thanks, Brother Lu, but how do I arrange a blind date for the dog?"

"Treat a dog the way you would a person."

"How can a person and a dog be the same!"

"Because arranging blind dates for dogs is essentially arranging blind dates for dog owners."

Lu Yuan patted Li Siyu on the shoulder.

He gestured for him to follow behind him and learn more.

Do you know why we use a lottery system?

"Make it fun for everyone."

"It's easy to tamper with."

Lu Yuan placed the two lottery boxes he had prepared in advance in front of him, picked up a megaphone, and shouted into the crowd:

"Ladies and gentlemen, the first annual Matchmaking Dog Blind Date Event has officially begun. You can each draw a number from the two lottery boxes on behalf of your own dog. Those with matching numbers will be automatically paired up as a team."

Those who come to the scene are definitely cooperating.

Everyone gathered around to draw prizes.

Li Siyu whispered in Lu Yuan's ear, "Brother Lu, there's no way to tamper with this."

"Didn't you see that all the draws on the left were boys, and all the draws on the right were girls?"

"Holy crap."

When Li Siyu saw this, she realized that it was indeed the case.

But a new question arose: "Brother Lu, shouldn't we match them according to the pet's breed and gender?"

"I've said it so many times, arranging blind dates for dogs is essentially the same as arranging blind dates for people. Dogs don't understand feelings at all. Even if the blind date is successful, so what?"

"this..."

"Remember this: serve whoever pays."

There are some things Lu Yuan needs to explain to Li Siyu:

"This is essentially a social event for dog owners. Everyone is very busy these days, and few people would participate in a social event held on its own."

But dog owners have to walk their dogs every day anyway, so why not pay a few hundred yuan to register as a member and socialize a bit during your weekly dog ​​walks?

Lu Yuan pointed to some small prizes in the distance.

The third prize is a souvenir from the matchmaking agency, given to each person.

The second prize is a season pass for a pet grooming center's haircut and styling service, in cooperation with the matchmaking agency.

The first prize is to hold a wedding for the dog.

To win these awards, your dog needs to work together to navigate around obstacles.

"Young people nowadays are very reserved in their social interactions, so you have to find a reason for them to communicate with each other."

These prizes themselves aren't worth much, but once two people are involved, they'll get together and start communicating.

It doesn't matter if you don't click with the other person, because once you pay the fee to become a member, you can participate indefinitely.

Next week, the match will be changed. If you were a poor working person, would you look forward to waiting for a match every week like opening a blind box?

Most importantly, it doesn't have the pressure of status or conditions like blind dates, and there's no time pressure either, because you're already walking your dog anyway.

Our costs are nothing more than these obstacles and small prizes—the costs are incredibly low.

Li Siyu understood now.

I figured the dog wasn't important at all; making people happy was the most important thing.

"Brother Lu, I understand."

"Once you understand, get to work."

Lu Yuan lay on the bench, the sunlight shining on his face, feeling the gentle breeze around him, and a small dog running in the distance.

Ah, that feels so good.

"Lu Yuan, who exactly are you? How do you have so many ideas in your head?"

"I played matchmaker. If this were in the NBA, you'd have to call me a superstar starter."

"I'm being serious."

"I haven't even accused you of eavesdropping yet, and you're already calling me indecent."

Lu Yuan rolled over, turning himself over like flipping a wok.

The sun is in the west, so let's give my left cheek some sunshine too.

Sunbathing is healthier.

Without even glancing at Wu Junning who suddenly appeared.

Because the road is long, the person is very long.

So much so that when he lay on the bench, his legs had to be rested on the other armrest, thus suspending him in mid-air.

This left an empty seat for Wu Junning, and she sat down next to him, whispering:

"Lu Yuan, I can apologize for my behavior."

"What behavior?"

"Concealing one's identity."

"Oh, anyway, I like you, so you can do whatever you want with me."

"Lu Yuan, there's no one else here, why are you talking like that?"

Wu Junning was very puzzled, as it was clearly a conversation between two people.

Why does Lu Yuan speak in such an official tone?

The authorities do this because they need to face the public, but there's no public here...

A bad idea suddenly popped into Wu Junning's mind.

"You're not worried I have recording equipment on me, are you?"

"Anyway, I like you, so I'll record it if I want."

"Lu Yuan, I swear I don't have any recording equipment on me, if I did..."

Wu Junning pulled out all his pockets.

But Lu Yuan wouldn't listen; instead, he covered his ears.

"I'm here to express my feelings. If you really like me, we can try dating."

"I'm already quite satisfied with how far we've come; our circumstances don't match."

Upon hearing this...

Wu Junning has confirmed it.

If the distance is far, then it's about creating a persona.

Even the dumbest person could tell that everything he said was just an excuse.

So she touched the inner compartment of her bag.

There was indeed a voice recorder there with a green light flashing.

She went home last night and thought about it over and over again. If the distance is really a factor, then she'll give it a try.

If it's all fake, then take out a voice recorder and write down everything said.

But Lu Yuan's answers were all watertight.

So she reached out and turned off the recorder, then sat down in the chair and didn't say anything more.

Because she suddenly realized.

What saddened her even more than failing to get anything out of Lu Yuan was that "everything Lu Yuan said was a lie."

"Lu Yuan, I think my suspicions are justified."

"Cao Cao also felt he was right, but can you blame Chen Gong for disliking him?"

Lu Yuan squinted as he watched the Bull Terrier running around in the distance, trying its best to get a good ranking for its owner.

His owner didn't even glance at him; he was whispering to his match.

Just then, he received a call on his phone.

Xu Zhixiao's.

"I have a match tonight, but my parents won't let me go out. Can you come and help me?"

"May you have good fortune."

Lu Yuan hung up the phone immediately and continued talking while lying on the bench:

There is no such thing as pure emotion in the world.

"I am a perfectionist."

"The most prominent characteristic of a person who hates themselves is perfectionism."

"I've tried to correct it, but..."

Wu Junning also looked conflicted under the sunlight, perhaps reflecting on her past ups and downs in relationships.

But Lu Yuan stopped her from continuing, and said calmly:

"A person you have long disliked will not cooperate with you to change, even if the person you dislike is yourself."

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