The game's heroine has come true? The aloof school beauty is in tears.
Chapter 53 Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei
People forget their dreams very quickly: within 5 minutes of waking up, they will forget about 50% of the dream content; within 10-15 minutes, they will forget more than 90%; and after more than half an hour, they will forget almost everything.
Because people are in the REM (Rapid Eye Movement) stage when they dream, the activity of the hippocampus and the level of norepinephrine are very low.
"Is your surname Shang?"
Lu Yuan tilted his head, feeling that this somewhat obscure surname was quite familiar.
Whose surname is Shang again?
Lu Yuan stood there pondering the problem, scratching his head anxiously.
"Dude, is your head itchy?"
The kind-hearted roommate turned around, took something out of his locker, and handed it to him:
"If your head is itchy, just wash it."
"Wait, twenty in one?"
Lu Yuan saw the writing on the shampoo bottle and was dumbfounded again.
This looks familiar.
When did I ever use a 20-in-1 product?
Lu Yuan began scratching his head even more intensely.
It's really unpleasant to not be able to remember this feeling in your dreams.
He only remembered one sentence: "You are not allowed to use the 20-in-1 product anymore, because the 20-in-1 product does not include sponge cleaning agent."
Only these scattered fragments of memory remain in Lu Yuan's mind.
But the way he stood there scratching his head stunned his three roommates.
"Xiao Guan, do you think Lu Yuan has a skin condition?"
"Brother Liu, I think you're right. What do you think, Xiao Zhang?"
"There's another saying that an itchy head means your brain is about to grow."
Liu, Guan, and Zhang craned their necks to look at their new roommate.
Each person expressed their own opinion.
But it's clear that Brother Liu doesn't agree with Xiao Zhang's statement:
"Pain means muscle growth, so headaches mean brain growth."
"Brother Liu, you've got a brilliant idea."
Seeing that Xiao Guan and Xiao Zhang both agreed with him, Brother Liu's face lit up with a relieved smile.
He walked up to me and asked, "Lu Yuan, what's wrong?"
"It's nothing, it's nothing." Lu Yuan quickly waved his hand to indicate that he was alright.
"This is your bed."
"I don't usually stay in the dormitory. I just came to say hello to everyone."
My roommate was clearly a rare find during my university years.
If you're lucky enough to meet a few good people, that's obviously a valuable asset in your youth.
"I just heard people talking about Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei?"
Lu Yuan brought up the issue himself.
When Brother Liu heard this question, he didn't answer it immediately.
Instead, he first revealed a proud expression, and then slowly spoke:
"Our three surnames happen to be Liu, Guan, and Zhang. I am a few months older than the other two, so I was lucky enough to be the older brother. It is truly a joyous occasion to have all the brothers gathered together."
"That's a very deep brotherly bond."
Lu Yuan looked at the "ancient-style young man" in front of him and barely managed to suppress his laughter.
He held his nerves.
Then he turned to look at Xiao Guan.
When he first came in, he was engrossed in reading a book.
After exchanging initial greetings, he went back to the table to continue reading.
He is also a studious person.
Lu Yuan hoped to build a good relationship with Xiao Guan so that he wouldn't be at a loss when reviewing later.
He took the initiative to walk up to Xiao Guan.
To build a good relationship with a studious person, you must start by learning from the books they read.
"Brother, what you're seeing..."
"I didn't see it."
The sudden closeness startled Xiao Guan so much that she trembled all over and almost fell off the stool.
When Lu Yuan saw this, he thought that this was indeed the mark of a scholar; he was clearly immersed in the world of the book.
They turned a deaf ear to everything happening outside their window.
"Hey bro, what kind of books do you usually read?"
"The Spring and Autumn Annals, often referred to as the Spring and Autumn Classic or the Lin Classic, is the earliest extant chronicle in China and one of the Five Classics of Confucianism, recording the 242 years of history during the Spring and Autumn Period."
"Wow, someone who reads the Spring and Autumn Annals."
This does fit the characterization of Guan Yu.
But this answer sounds a bit like a machine's response; it feels like the same answer would be given if you asked someone with a steamed bun...
"The official history says that Guan Yu read the Zuo Zhuan, but you read the Spring and Autumn Annals directly. That's impressive."
The best way to build rapport is to praise someone sincerely.
But when Xiao Guan heard this question, he was stunned.
"what?"
Xiao Guan stood there stunned, her mouth opening and closing, clearly unsure how to reply.
He quietly turned his head and took out his phone from under the table to start fiddling with it.
Lu Yuan glanced at it; although he couldn't see the content, he recognized the familiar dialog box.
It's clearly an AI conversation.
He was busy fiddling with his phone under the table, so he put the book he was holding on the table.
Lu Yuan tilted his head and glanced at it; the book cover did indeed say "Spring and Autumn Annals".
But this content...
"Abin's high school grades weren't very good..."
Isn't this "Young Ah Bin"?
In an era dominated by electronic products.
It's unbelievable that some older, book-loving people still choose to read erotic novels in physical books...
All the necessary elements were present in the past.
Lu Yuan held his forehead this time, his facial muscles tense and stiff.
I almost couldn't hold back.
Damn, I didn't expect there to be a second level.
Lu Yuan turned his head and glanced at Brother Liu, who was still "enjoying himself," and then at Xiao Guan, who had finished researching and was ready to start talking about the "Spring and Autumn Period."
I've decided not to visit Xiao Zhang anymore.
Given the behavior of the first two, how could he be a normal person?
But Xiao Zhang's dark face suddenly came closer, staring with his two big, round eyes and asking a question.
"It's a long way, are you still going to wash your hair?"
"Thank you, I washed my hair this morning."
Do you brush your teeth? Do you take care of your skin?
"No, no, thank you."
Lu Yuan pointed to the 20-in-1 in his hand and kindly reminded him, "It's best not to use this if possible; it's not good."
Lu Yuan also forgot why this thing wasn't very good; logically, one bottle solving all the problems should be a good thing.
But he just felt that this thing wasn't very good.
I bought luggage on my way here, thinking that I might live in the dormitory in the future.
Let's lay it down first.
So he took the shampoo out of the package.
"Here, you can use this."
Lu Yuan's shampoo isn't very expensive; it's just a cheap shampoo I bought at the supermarket for a dozen or so yuan.
But when Xiao Zhang took the shampoo, he froze on the spot for a moment.
"Brother, thank you."
This "brother" is clearly a very normal way for men to express their gratitude.
Lu Yuan was also glad that Xiao Zhang didn't give him the third challenge of the "Suppress Laughter Challenge".
He had just breathed a sigh of relief.
But he didn't expect that calling him "brother" would trigger an unknown switch in the dormitory.
"Why do you call other people 'brother'?"
Brother Liu's eyes widened, and he quickly jumped in front of Xiao Zhang, trying to defend his position as the eldest brother.
"Brother Lu gave me a bottle of shampoo."
"Then what about the bond we brothers have built up over the years?"
"Brother, let me explain."
???
Lu Yuan stared in disbelief at the scene.
He stood at the dormitory entrance and slowly turned his back.
He really couldn't hold on any longer during this third challenge.
A bottle of shampoo almost caused Liu and Zhang to break up.
Just as his lips trembled, preparing to turn upwards, trying to alleviate the pain of suppressing laughter with a silent smile.
Another face quietly appeared beside him.
"Lu Yuan, are you mocking us?"
Lu Yuan's smile faded at the speed of light.
In just a few seconds, she recalled all the saddest things in her life.
Then he lowered his head, looked at Xiao Guan's face, and whispered:
"no."
I saw you smile.
Xiao Guan's face quickly turned red, and it was obvious that he was about to turn around and complain.
Roommate relationship, in danger!
"Wait a minute, are you reading a physical book because you can't find the resources online?!"
"What...what resources? I studied the Spring and Autumn Annals." Xiao Guan's face turned even redder.
"I have a website where you can read the Spring and Autumn Annals!" Lu Yuan grabbed him and pulled out his phone to show him the website address.
Xiao Guan took out his phone and entered this URL.
After just two strokes, his eyes immediately lit up.
"Brother Lu, thank you."
"Xiao Guan, what do you mean?!"
All that could be heard was Brother Liu's furious roar coming from behind...
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