I'm a web novelist, and you want me to work in the entertainment industry?

According to Xiaotang, the Yunnan Provincial Department of Culture and Tourism seems to be in a hurry to record audio, apparently wanting to finish the video and release it before the evening rush hour.

They mean that you don't need to worry too much about sound quality; you can just record it with your phone.

Since there was no live broadcast in the afternoon, which was a break time, Cheng Che and Tian Xiwei did not delay and immediately prepared to find a quiet place to start recording.

Their movement naturally attracted the attention of the other three.

"Where are you going? Can I come with you?" Xia Ziyi didn't care what the two of them were going to do; she just wanted to come along.

"My assistant just said that the Yunnan Provincial Department of Culture and Tourism wants to collaborate with us and asked me to record the jingle I recited this morning to create a video together," Cheng Che explained simply.

"I'm planning to have Oda sing a bit."

"Oh~~" Xia Ziyi took the lead and said "Oh".

Henry Lau went directly to him.

Xu Anan laughed directly.

"What, you want to join too?" Cheng Che asked without changing his expression.

"I really want to, but I'll pass." Henry Lau was indeed quite interested, but he didn't really plan to go along.

He admitted that his Mandarin was not very accurate.

"I'll pass," Xu Anan said.

Her public persona doesn't quite fit with singing children's songs—these simple rhymes are usually accompanied by very simple melodies and used as promotional material for children's songs.

Moreover, she wanted to give them some alone time.

"I count as one too..."

"Sister Xia, don't calculate it."

Xia Ziyi was interrupted by Cheng Che before she could finish speaking.

Xia Ziyi looked at him blankly.

"Sister Xia, I suddenly have a great idea, and I think you're indispensable for its successful implementation!" Cheng Che said seriously.

"Is...really?" Xia Ziyi was taken aback. "Alright then."

Xia Jie had no idea what Cheng Che was planning.

But clearly, she was completely blinded by the words "I can't live without you".

Since Cheng Che has said that he can't live without her, she definitely has to go and support him!

And so, the three of them went up to the second floor together.

A few minutes later—

"Waaaaaahh ...

Xia Ziyi's mournful cries drifted down from upstairs.

Xu Anan and Liu Xianhua looked at each other and swallowed hard.

What's going on upstairs?

Ziyi... got ganged up on by that couple?

……

……

It was exactly 7 p.m. that evening.

The account "Yunnan Provincial Culture and Tourism" published a collaborative work with users "Zero (Master Xia Mi)", "Xiao Tian Da Wang" and "Xia Ziyi".

The work is a video with a light and upbeat background music.

As the background music started playing, the video began to play, which was clearly a compilation of the live stream clips from "Wandering Diary" this morning.

Tian Xiwei pointed to the red mushrooms under the pine tree: "Wow! What perfect mushrooms!"

Xia Ziyi: "Really?! Can we eat this?"

Cheng Che: "It's edible, but eating it might kill you."

The scene continues, and Tian Xiwei's singing voice begins:

"Red umbrella, white pole, let's lie down together after eating."

The video redirected, no longer showing a replay of the "Comic Diary" live stream, but instead showing a person sitting at a table with a red mushroom effect photoshopped into their hand. The person then eats the mushroom effect and collapses to the ground.

A sound of "Ugh!" was heard simultaneously in the video.

"Lie down on a plank, sleep in a coffin, and then be buried together in the mountains."

The scene then shifts to several people carrying shovels going up the mountain to start digging a hole.

"Bury the mountain, cry and shout, and all relatives and friends will come to eat."

The people who had just buried the coffin sat around the table, holding their meals and began to eat.

She was eating while wiping away tears, and at the same time, the sound of sobbing could be heard in the video.

"Eat food, have umbrellas, the whole village lies on planks together."

Red mushroom effects appeared in the bowls of the four people, and then they all collapsed to the ground.

The "uh-ah" sound effect from before played four more times in a row, making it sound somewhat bizarre.

Finally, the continuous sobbing began again—

"Waaaaaahh ...

The following text:

"Visitors from all over the world are welcome to visit Yunnan Province, but for your own safety, please do not eat wild mushrooms."

"Improper mushroom consumption will bring tears to your loved ones' eyes."

The video went viral as soon as it was released, skyrocketing to the top of the trending searches like a rocket.

Within minutes, the number of likes had already exceeded six figures, and comments were pouring in like water being released from a dam.

"666 Yunnan's cultural tourism is really improving; they're even co-creating videos with the Emperor of Chinese websites! Isn't this the kind of grassroots success story, the kind of underdog triumph you've been looking for?"

"This 'Thunder Rhyme' is so catchy! The melody is simple, the lyrics are colloquial, but it's just so addictive; once you hear it, it's stuck in your head!"

"This must be Oda singing! Oda sings so well! The Sweet Orange CP even reunited in a cultural tourism promotional video, how could this not be real!?"

"Hahaha, what's Xia Jie doing in the co-creation? Is that 'Ugh!' sound effect and the 'Waaah!' crying sound voiced by Xia Jie? I'm dying of laughter!"

"This is the official account, Woqu! If you keep posting videos like this even if it's not official... then I really have to follow you!"

……

……

Inside the new media office in Yunnan Province.

As he watched the data in the backend skyrocket, Xiaolin's smile gradually turned into a grotesque expression.

Yes, yes, this is exactly the scene I envisioned.

What a wonderful start!

Traffic from all directions is converging on me (crossed out), and on our official account!

However... we can't be too complacent yet.

Xiaolin sat down at the computer and began replying to some of the most popular comments in the comment section.

First comment: "Oh, we're so happy to have the opportunity to work with Zero-sensei! (chuckles)!"

Article 2: "These lyrics and music were personally chosen by Teacher Cheng, so it's only natural that they're memorable (smug)!"

Third comment: "Yes, Teacher Tian's singing voice is as sweet as her name (thumbs up)~"

Article 4: "That's right, I heard that Teacher Cheng specially asked Teacher Xia to do the voice acting (hehe)."

Article 5: "This is 100% an official account! Don't believe me? Look, it even has a blue V verification! Please feel free to follow us. We will strive to create more content that brings joy to everyone (keep it up!)!"

After doing all this, Xiaolin felt refreshed and invigorated.

Hehehe—

It feels so good to have a lot of data!