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Chapter 129: A Battlefield of Cultivation and Asura?
Wow! Eating noodles with raw garlic? You wouldn't guess this person is so young; they're quite the connoisseur! (Thumbs up)
He was eating plain flour, right? It looks like he didn't even add soy sauce... but why did he seem to enjoy it so much?
This is how working people eat. My grandfather was a farmer, and I always find his meals especially delicious!
First of all, this person definitely didn't pour soy sauce. Secondly, who in their right mind would pour soy sauce into their noodles? It's vinegar, of course! Anyone who pours soy sauce is a heretic!
If you're a heretic, don't rush to call others heretics, okay?
[You two heretics are making a mess of things! The official orthodoxy has always been a mixed bag, you know!]
"Hello?" Xia Ziyi called out tentatively.
The young man looked up, his mouth still full of noodles, with one white strand hanging from the corner of his mouth, dangling in the air.
Looking at the three people in front of me, and the photographer carrying equipment behind them.
The young man paused for a moment, then slurped all the noodles in his mouth and chewed them frantically as if he were on fast-forward.
After swallowing all the noodles in his mouth, he spoke, asking, "Are you guests from the 'Wandering Diary' program?"
"That's right," Cheng Tianxia and the other two said in unison.
The young man nodded to himself first, then his gaze fell on Xia Ziyi.
"Are you Sister Xia?"
Xia Ziyi nodded.
The young man then looked at Tian Xiwei:
"Are you Oda?"
Tian Xiwei nodded as well.
Finally, the young man looked at Cheng Che:
"Are you Cheng Che?"
Cheng Che nodded in agreement.
The young man nodded in agreement.
Then, he suddenly shuddered and sprang up like a spring, jumping off the curb.
With feet slightly apart and center of gravity lowered, the left palm faces upward, holding the bowl steadily in front of the left side of the abdomen, as if holding an indestructible shield.
His right hand held the chopsticks in reverse, horizontally across his chest, as if holding a scabbard containing a peerless sword.
He then struck a pose that resembled the starting stance of some unknown martial art.
While Cheng Tianxia and the other two were still in a daze, he shouted loudly:
"So you're Cheng Che?! Draw your sword!!!"
His voice wasn't loud, but his aura was overwhelming, much like Zhang Fei guarding the Changban Bridge in Dangyang, where a single roar drove back Cao Cao's 800,000-strong army.
[What does this mean? Could it be a reader of "Dragon Raja"?]
[It doesn't seem like it. Shouldn't a reader call him "Old Thief Zero"?]
[This is ridiculous. Online, everyone's calling him "Zero the Old Thief," but offline they're all eager to call him "Brother Che" more than anyone else.]
【Let’s put it one thing at a time! 】
"Huh?" Cheng Che didn't feel any pressure at all, only a sense of bewilderment.
Dude, what's going on...?
"Fight me to the death, my rival!!!" the young man shouted again.
A love rival?
Cheng Che was stunned for a moment, then his brain automatically began to analyze the other person's words.
I know he wants to fight me to the death because he and I are rivals in love.
A love rival is someone who has fallen for the same person.
I don't know who he likes, but I like who...
He glanced at Tian Xiwei subconsciously, and unexpectedly their eyes met.
Their eyes met, and then, as if struck by lightning, they instantly looked away.
Upon witnessing this scene, the young man immediately adopted a pained expression, as if he wished he could beat his chest, stamp his feet, and howl to the heavens on the spot.
[Is this a chaotic situation? This is a chaotic situation, isn't it? So there are chaotic situations between guys too!]
[Actually, that's not the case. A real battleground is when several people are secretly vying for the same person, but who can compete with Che-ge for Xiao Tian?]
[Seriously? Is this guy a male fan of Oda? That would be hilarious!]
[For those who feel like life has no future and no hope, come and see Xiaotian's boyfriend fans!]
[They seem alright; they're probably just normal fans. After all, if they were crazy male fans, they would have attacked Cheng Che the moment they saw him.]
Xia Ziyi looked at the three people, from left to right, and then from right to left.
Recalling what the boy had just said, she felt as if a lightning bolt had cleaved through the fog in her mind.
"Oh!" she exclaimed, suddenly realizing, "So you like Oda!"
She immediately put on a regretful expression: "Then you're doomed. You definitely can't beat Cheng Che to it."
Many people say that Xia Ziyi has very low emotional intelligence.
This statement was true in the past, but it's not so true now.
Xia Jie's emotional intelligence has actually improved a lot recently.
How can we make progress?
Basically, their emotional intelligence isn't very high, but it's not extremely low either.
If you've been watching this season of "Wandering Diary," you'll notice that Xia Jie's emotional intelligence is mostly stuck at the point where she realizes she's said the wrong thing as soon as it leaves her mouth.
“!!!!!!”
Xia Ziyi gasped, abruptly looked up and covered her mouth, her eyes filled with terror.
Oh no, oh no, how could you say something like that to my face...?
What if Xiaotian and Cheng Che start to drift apart because of what she said... then wouldn't she become a sinner for all time?
This is absolutely amazing!
[Breaking news! It has to be my Sister Xia again!]
In my opinion, in a sense, Sister Xia's ability to create entertaining content is actually on par with Brother Che's.
[That's right! That's exactly it! Sister Xia, don't be afraid, that's how you really need to launch a fierce attack right in front of the two parties involved!]
[Relationships are indeed best approached gradually, like boiling a frog slowly... but when it comes to variety shows, you should definitely go all out! Xia Jie, go go go!]
"..."
As soon as Sister Xia finished speaking, the atmosphere at the scene indeed froze.
Among the group, including the photographer, no one uttered a sound for a long time.
Xia Ziyi's current emotional intelligence doesn't yet allow her to say anything to salvage the situation.
Cheng Che, being the person involved, couldn't speak up. He couldn't admit it was wrong, nor could he deny it. As the person involved, directly changing the subject didn't seem right either.
Tian Xiwei is the same as Cheng Che.
The photographer wanted to say something, but he was afraid of having his wages docked, so he didn't dare to speak.
Finally, it was the young man who spoke up.
"Alas," he sighed, "perhaps it is because they do not know dreams that wanderers chase after illusions."
Cheng Che: "????"
"Let me introduce myself. My name is Yang Mo, and I'm your guide for today's task," he said.
"I'm a loyal viewer of 'Wandering Diary,' and I was so excited to see you all that I did this on purpose."
He finished speaking and gave a shy smile.
The tense atmosphere just now was all an act.
He was indeed a fan of Tian Xiwei, but not a die-hard fan, and he didn't dislike Cheng Che... Of course, inevitably, he was a little annoyed.
He came here because he was reading "Wandering Diary". He heard that Tian Xiwei was also reading "Dragon Raja", so he went to read it too.
Then I saw Xia Mi die, and I was filled with hatred.
That's why he deliberately stirred up that incident.
It was a meaningless but entertaining form of revenge for him.
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