I'm a web novelist, and you want me to work in the entertainment industry?

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Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!

Humanity has only developed less than one ten-thousandth of Cheng Che's potential.

[I'm begging you directors of variety shows in the Chinese entertainment industry, please sign my Che-ge already! How can no one watch a show with such a niche, eccentric, and extraordinary genius like Mo-wan on it?!]

[He even turned up the volume four times... Is Che-ge really not a god?]

Tian Xiwei and Xu Anan's brains simultaneously went on strike for two seconds.

The feeling is like when you see something beyond your comprehension, and your brain skips a beat.

At this moment, this is the state the two are in.

It took them a while to realize what was happening. They looked at each other and, listening to the louder-than-Xia Ziyi's voice playing on repeat from the speakers, they finally couldn't help but laugh.

"Is this... really reasonable?" Tian Xiwei asked.

She asked Cheng Che about both how he ordered takeout and how he recorded Xia Ziyi's voice to help them promote the food.

"If their sister says no, then it's okay," Cheng Che said matter-of-factly.

"Besides, what's done is done. With their immense power and such a large production team, do you think they could come and steal something from a working-class person like me?"

"You've already said all that, who would dare say it won't work?" The photographer stood behind the booth, silently grumbling to himself.

Yes, it's him again, the same unlucky guy from a couple of days ago.

But he had become accustomed to this scene, even somewhat numb to it.

"What if Ziyi comes to cause you trouble?" Tian Xiwei asked again.

"I also have plenty of strength and methods," Cheng Che said.

No sooner had he finished speaking than he saw Xia Ziyi charging towards him menacingly.

"Why can I hear my voice here?" she asked, her gaze fixed on the loudspeaker on the stall.

"Take a look! Fresh figs! Big and sweet!" The mechanical, electronic female voice rang out again and again.

Xia Ziyi paused, but quickly recovered and asked, "Where did you get the loudspeaker? And why were you secretly recording my voice?"

She was calling out her wares at Group A's booth when she seemed to hear Xia Ziyi's voice coming from Group B.

At first, she thought, "Oh, Xia Ziyi is shouting so hard in Group B, I have to step up my game and not lose to her."

Then, after Teacher Yan reminded me, I realized, wait a minute, I, Xia Ziyi, am in Group A, so why is there Xia Ziyi's voice in Group B?

Group B has Xia Ziyi, so who am I?

So she immediately ran over to scout out the enemy's situation, and then she saw this scene before her eyes.

"And where did you get the drinks and popsicles?" she asked, puzzled. "Did the production team secretly give you extra treats?"

Why?! I was shouting across the street and I was practically dying of heat, and I didn't even get an ice pop!

When Tian Xiwei and Xu Anan saw Xia Ziyi running over to confront them, they whistled in perfect unison and turned away, giving off an air of "we know nothing, go find Cheng Che."

Cheng Che glanced at the two guys who betrayed their teammates at lightning speed, but remained completely unfazed.

"The production team didn't give us any special treatment; I bought all these things myself," he patiently explained.

"You bought it yourself?" Xia Ziyi was taken aback. "Then can we buy it too?"

"Of course you can. You can buy as many as you want as you want, as long as you have the money." Cheng Che nodded.

"Then why did you secretly record my voice?" Xia Ziyi pressed.

Cheng Che shrugged: "Sister Xia, I have a question for you."

Are you more easily attracted to people with pleasant voices, or to people with unpleasant voices?

"That must be someone with a nice voice!" Xia Ziyi said without hesitation.

"So that's why!" Cheng Che clapped his hands suddenly, "If I had a choice in how I shout to sell figs, the more pleasant the better, right?"

"I think your voice is really nice, Sister Xia, so I recorded a video of it, thinking that this would attract more customers."

"Sister Xia, you're such a gentle and generous girl, you definitely won't mind, right?" he said sincerely.

"Oh, I see. Well then, I won't hold it against you." Xia Ziyi immediately beamed with joy, completely convinced by Cheng Che.

Yes, yes, Xia Ziyi has a really nice voice!

"Oh, right." Cheng Che suddenly slapped his forehead, picked up his can of Coke, and handed it to Xia Ziyi with both hands. "Sister Xia, you've worked hard. I bought an extra drink, please accept it!"

"Sugar-free, so you don't have to worry about getting scolded by your agent," he added.

Xia Ziyi was initially a little hesitant, but upon hearing that she wouldn't be scolded by her manager, she immediately stopped hesitating.

"Then I won't be polite, thank you! You're such a nice person." She took the cola and went back satisfied.

[A video allegedly showing a man deceiving an innocent young girl has surfaced.]

[666, she kept praising my sister Xia's voice and her gentle and generous nature, turning her into a complete fool... even though she wasn't exactly bright to begin with.]

Cheng Che: She should thank us!

[Actually, I think it's normal. After all, if Cheng Che is willing to coax me... I'm willing to be lied to by him!]

[I suggest that all the male viewers in front of the screen do not easily imitate Cheng Che, because the core of this playstyle is not his rhetoric, but his character model.]

"Alright, the problem is easily solved, isn't it?" Cheng Che snapped his fingers, looking at Tian Xiwei and Xu Anan with a smug expression.

Then he noticed that the two girls were looking at him like he was trash.

"Your words are so practiced, your expression and tone so natural. You must have bullied a lot of naive girls when you were in college, right?" Tian Xiwei said with "disdain".

Xu Anan also spoke up, but her wording wasn't as "explicit" as Tian Xiwei's: "If you're not interested in our company's music department, I can recommend you to join the film and television department. I think you have great potential to be an actor."

"..."

Looking at the way you two are looking at each other, I have something I'd like to say, but I don't know if I should.

Cheng Che glanced at the camera next to him and finally decided not to say anything.

He shook his head and sighed deeply:

"Let the world slander me, insult me, belittle me, laugh at me, deceive me, and despise me—"

"I'll just pretend to be corn, and then I'll sue you and extort a lot of rice from you." Cheng Che crossed his arms, feeling that he had already mastered both offense and defense.

"..."

Tian Xiwei rubbed her forehead.

"I think your ability to spout nonsense is in no way inferior to Lu Mingfei's." She recalled that when she was watching "Dragon Raja" these past two days, Lu Mingfei also spoke fluent nonsense.

"It might even be more than that," she added.

Xu Anan nodded in deep agreement.

[What are you babbling about, corn, rice, millet, peanuts, and all that?]

[666 Xiaotian is actually watching "Dragon Raja," and even used Lu Mingfei as an example!]

Don't you guys think Cheng Che's personality is a bit like a confident version of Lu Mingfei? Their ability to spout nonsense is exactly the same!

[I think he's more like a cheerful version of Chu Zihang. After all, Lu Mingfei isn't as handsome as his senior, and Cheng Che always says some ridiculous things with a straight face.]

[Wait, is this "Dragon Raja" an advertisement? Are they trying to force me to read this novel?]

……

A few hours later, the editor, Deadly Blade, looked at the backend and fell into deep thought about the inexplicable surge in data for "Dragon Raja".

He didn't understand why, but eventually came to a conclusion—

"Hmm... Zero is awesome!"