I'm a web novelist, and you want me to work in the entertainment industry?

In early September 2026, a protracted battle broke out on the Go.

This war raged from day to night, drawing the attention of countless lives.

This event is historically known as the "Battle of the Two Pills".

From those with zero followers who have no power, to powerful figures with hundreds of thousands or millions of fans, and finally even supreme beings with tens of millions of fans, a phenomenon has emerged.

We are trying to glean even the slightest insight from this historically unprecedented showdown.

And so, the two demons fought from the highest heavens and the deepest earth (Wu Xiweibo comment section) to the edge of the universe (Cheng Che Deng Chao personal Weibo).

They fought until the Milky Way shattered and the sun and moon lost their light (it rained that night).

They defeated countless supreme beings, causing them to fall into slumber (it was too late for the onlookers to stay asleep), and even the Great Dao (on the trending search list) was obliterated.

A righteous person (a passing netizen), unwilling to see the two great emperors (Deep Gold) fight each other (falling ill), issued a cry from the summit of the stars, a cry shared by billions of living beings, to call for the help of the two supreme wills—

"@Actor Sun Li, @Tian Xiwei, can you please control these two mentally ill people?"

"Their 'I've long admired you' has far exceeded the character limit for comments, so now I can only post 'I've long admired you x998' or 'I've long admired you x999'!"

"No way, are they both crazy?"

at last!

Under the powerful call of the living forces!

The two supreme wills heard their cries and responded—

User "Actor Sun Li":

"@Deng Chao, haven't you had enough fun? How old are you?"

User "Tian Xiwei":

"@Zero, maybe you shouldn't post this? Everyone's talking about you!"

Under the pressure of an overwhelming will, the two emperors finally ceased hostilities and chose to shake hands and make peace.

User "Zero":

"@Deng Chao, what a thrilling battle! I think I'll never forget your Brother Chao!"

User "Deng Chao":

"@Zero, yeah, it's been a long time since I've met someone as interesting as you, Xiao Cheng. Let's call it a day for now, I'll treat you to drinks in a couple of days!"

User "Sun Li":

"@Deng Chao, drinking again? You're asking for trouble!"

Onlookers:

"Hahahaha, Trendy Bro, now we all understand your position in the family!"

……

……

September, Dunhuang.

The slanting sunlight bathed the earthen-yellow courtyard in a golden glow.

The courtyard was paved with stone slabs, and the middle was empty with no one in sight. In the corner, there was a tipping cart and a few brooms.

Meanwhile, the area was filled with cameras.

With a creak, the courtyard gate was pushed open, and two figures strode in.

Leading the group was Deng Chao, dressed in the typical attire of a foreign merchant: a plain-colored long robe, a leather belt around his waist, and a foreign hat on his head, exuding the air of an "old merchant."

Chen He followed behind him, also dressed as a foreign merchant, only his robe was a darker color and his waist appeared a bit thicker.

As he passed through the gate, he glanced down at his stomach, then at Deng Chao, silently took a breath, and pulled his stomach in.

"Why are you inhaling like that? Have you gained weight again?"

Deng Chao saw his actions at a glance, and immediately stepped forward to pat his stomach, letting out a merciless laugh.

"Hmm, this...&……%*￥#@*, right?" Chen He's hands hung naturally at his sides, his wide sleeves fluttering in the wind. His tone was lazy and perfunctory, carrying a faint sense of death.

[Hahahaha, the trendy guy quickly arrived to laugh.]

[Hey bro, stop laughing! The crow's feet around your eyes are practically swimming out like fish!]

[Warning! Warning! Humiliating the elderly is strictly prohibited here!]

The moment the live stream started and the chat was flooded with comments, the courtyard gate was pushed open again.

Cheng Che and Lu Heng walked in one after the other.

Both men were dressed in smart wandering attire—black round-necked robes with narrow sleeves and cinched waists, belts around their waists, long swords at their sides, and short boots that made crisp sounds as they stepped on the stone slabs.

The sunlight slanted down from above the courtyard wall, casting a pale golden glow on the silhouettes of the two men, making them look dashing and imposing.

【I'm ahead! I'm ahead! I'm ahead!】

[What a cool picture of a young swordsman!]

[Aren't you two ever considering acting in a period drama?]

"Hey, long time no see!" Lu Heng greeted Chen He and Deng Chao as soon as he entered.

Chen He responded.

As for Deng Chao—his gaze had already met Cheng Che's.

The two paused simultaneously, then raised their eyebrows in unison.

Deng Chao took the lead and jogged forward.

Cheng Che also jogged a few steps to meet him.

The two met in the middle of the courtyard, their four hands clasped tightly together, and they began to shake each other wildly up and down.

"I've heard so much about you—" Deng Chao's crow's feet were fully visible.

"I've heard so much about you!" Cheng Che smiled brightly, as if he had found a long-lost brother.

As they looked up at each other for a long time, they both began to bend down simultaneously.

What started as a normal bowing gesture turned into an unexpected bow that went lower and lower.

In the end, their faces were almost touching the ground, but their four hands still wouldn't let go.

[Hahahaha, I knew these two would have a meltdown when they met!]

[I'd been admiring you on Weibo for a whole day and night, and today we finally met in person, right?]

[They're practically kissing the sand, aren't they going to let go? Are they even bowing to heaven and earth here?]

Seeing this, Lu Heng scratched his head helplessly and looked at Chen He.

Chen He stood beside him, his hands tucked into his sleeves, staring expressionlessly at the two dark blond men.

"Hey, can you two stop trying to get attention here?" he said impatiently.

Deng Chao and Cheng Che both looked up at him at the same time.

Chen He gestured towards the courtyard gate with his chin, looking at her with a disappointed expression: "I finally got a female guest, and she's still waiting outside. Can you two please go back to the later part of the trip?"

"Don't block their way!"

Deng Chao and Cheng Che awkwardly got up from the ground, brushed the dirt off their knees, and clasped their hands in a fist salute to each other.

"Let's fight another day," Deng Chao said.

Cheng Che nodded solemnly.

Chen He rolled his eyes, turned around and looked towards the courtyard gate, rubbing his hands together expectantly.

The courtyard gate was ajar, and a gust of wind stirred up a small cloud of dust.

Xia Ziyi and Tian Xiwei entered the courtyard together.

Xia Ziyi wore a pea-green top and a ginger-yellow high-waisted skirt, with a red chest strap tied into a neat bow at the front.

The hem of her skirt almost touched the ground, swaying gently as she walked, like a pool of spring water being caressed by the wind.

Her expression was calm, less naive and more gentle.

Tian Xiwei wore a red top and a light green high-waisted skirt, with a white shawl wrapped around her arm and hanging from her shoulder to the hem of her skirt, swaying gently with her movements.

She stopped, tilted her head slightly, and a corner of her shawl was lifted by the wind, brushing against her cheek. She reached out and gently pulled it down, then smiled and looked at the camera.

The four grown men in the courtyard stared in stunned silence at the two fairies who seemed to have stepped out of a mural.