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Chapter 78 Let's Die Together
After saying this, Cheng Che turned to look at Tian Xiwei.
"Xiaotian, stand here for a moment and don't move."
"Huh?" Tian Xiwei blinked, and before she could react, Cheng Che had already turned and run away.
He didn't drag his feet, didn't walk like a penguin, and didn't do any fancy moves.
He ran towards the corner of the yard in such a normal, fast, even arrogant manner, the pedometer on his ankle jumping wildly, the numbers dropping at a visible speed.
The viewers in the live chat were instantly stunned:
【? ? ? ? ? ? 】
【Wait, Che-ge, what are you doing? You just ran over there looking all fresh and clean?!】
[My pace is dropping way too fast! Just two steps and I'm down to 180 pounds!]
[Brother Che, are you coming back for dinner?]
[Steps: My steps are free, everyone!]
Cheng Che completely ignored the pedometer that was dropping his step count like crazy.
He ran to the corner of the wall, grabbed the handle of the cart, pushed it off the wall, and jogged back to Tian Xiwei.
"Come on, get in the car," he said.
Tian Xiwei looked down at the stroller, then looked up at Cheng Che.
"Then what are you going to do? Are you going to give up all your steps?" As soon as she asked the question, she suddenly understood Cheng Che's plan.
"Could it be that you're thinking of...?"
"Yes." Cheng Che nodded. "As long as you save enough steps and make sure you're the first one to arrive, this plan will work perfectly."
"I see!" Tian Xiwei smiled, her eyes sparkling with wonder.
[So that's how it was solved? That's amazing!]
[If things go smoothly, Xiaotian can earn close to four hundred yuan. Even with Che Ge's help, the two of them will have completed more than half of their progress!]
Is he really a genius?
[I get it now, it's a math problem! No wonder Chao Ge couldn't figure it out!]
[Hahaha, you've spotted the blind spot!]
"When you suddenly asked Director Wang if the pedometer might turn negative, did you already have a plan in mind?" she asked again.
"I guess so," Cheng Che nodded.
He noticed the small cart in the corner of the yard as soon as he entered.
"But..." Tian Xiwei changed the subject, "What if Brother Chao still managed to take the stroller away?"
"There are two other options, but they're definitely not as stable as you sitting in the car, and it's hard to say whether they'll work out," Cheng Che said truthfully.
"What is it?"
"One is that if you stand on the broom and I pull you along, it will definitely be much faster than walking alone," Cheng Che said. "But it might not be stable enough, and the broom might die a rather gruesome death."
"And the second one?"
"Uh, the second one is a last resort." Cheng Che touched his nose, looking a little hesitant.
"What is it?" Seeing his hesitant manner, Tian Xiwei became interested immediately and asked repeatedly.
"...If we really run out of props," Cheng Che scratched his head, "if you don't mind, I'll just have to carry you on my back and try to run as fast as I can."
"..."
Tian Xiwei fell silent.
She stood there, her skirt fluttering in the wind, like a quiet rose.
It seems like I've lost out... she muttered to herself.
Why didn't Woqu say so earlier?!
[Wang Zheng, look what you've done! Why didn't you stop them from using props?]
[Xiao Tian: Cheng Che, are you tired? Cheng Che: It's just carrying over 90 pounds of weight from the courtyard to the restaurant.]
[Oh no, oh no, this is terrible! Wang Zheng, you've made everyone unhappy!]
"Let's get in the car first," Cheng Che said, changing the subject at the opportune moment.
Tian Xiwei nodded, bent down, lifted her skirt, carefully got onto the trolley, held onto the tipper, and squatted down steadily.
Her ruqun (a type of traditional Chinese dress) was so long that it almost filled the entire tumbler, like a cart full of flower petals.
"Little Chengzi, let's set off!" Consort Tian flicked her sleeves and gave the order.
"Yes, Your Highness, please hold on tight." Cheng Che smiled helplessly, gripped the handlebars, and pushed the cart with all his might.
Because it was a two-wheeled stroller, and Tian Xiwei was very light, he was able to push it with relative ease.
The two wheels of the tipping cart rolled over the stone pavement, making a clattering sound.
Tian Xiwei squatted on the car, the wind blowing her hair back, her white shawl fluttering in the morning light, drawing a beautiful arc.
To ensure stability and minimize the impact on Tian Xiwei's step count, they didn't move very fast.
Even so, they quickly caught up with the first person.
Chen He was stepping on a broom, gliding down the street at a speed that was probably slower than walking.
He pushed off, slid a short distance, pushed off again, slid a short distance again, and was already exhausted after only a short distance from the hospital gate.
"No, this method isn't very fast," Chen He said, stopping by the roadside, one hand on his lower back, looking troubled. "It also seems to put a little strain on my back!"
"I think I should just learn to walk like a penguin. After all, everyone in the country knows that my back isn't very good." He chose to abandon the broom and return to the basics.
"Fortunately, there are still two people in the yard who haven't come out yet, so they shouldn't be at the bottom."
He had barely finished speaking when he heard the sound of wheel rims behind him.
He didn't pay attention at first, thinking it was just a passerby.
As Cheng Che pushed Tian Xiwei past him, Tian Xiwei waved at him with a grin:
"Good luck, He Ge! We're off now!"
"...?"
The sound of wheels quickly faded into the distance, leaving Chen He alone, bewildered in the wind.
"Wait, what just passed by?"
He opened his mouth, hesitated, and finally his expression gradually became ferocious.
"Aaaaaah, since you're so heartless, don't blame me for being ruthless too!"
He yelled and, ignoring the pedometer, started sprinting forward.
……
Not far ahead of Chen He, Deng Chao stood by the roadside, holding his back and preparing to catch his breath.
Then a clear female voice rang out from beside me.
"Keep it up, Chao Ge! Goodbye, Chao Ge!"
Deng Chao turned his head and watched Cheng Che push Tian Xiwei past him, his brain momentarily blank.
"Hey!" he exclaimed, turning to look at the camera. "They're cheating!"
The PD who was filming him ignored him.
"Sigh." Deng Chao slapped his thigh in regret. "I know what they mean now, first place gets double the points, right? Why didn't I think of that!"
"Never mind, never mind." He quickly recovered. "Anyway, there's still someone at the bottom, let's take it slow."
After he finished speaking, he planned to continue "flying" close to the ground on his broom.
"Hahahaha—"
A mesmerizing laugh came from behind.
"!" Without any hesitation, Deng Chao kicked off and started running.
but……
"It's too late, hahaha—" Chen He grabbed Deng Chao and used a strong man lock move.
He was panting heavily as he said, "I'm done for, coming in last."
"Since that's the case, let's die together!"
[Hahahaha, I'm truly impressed by Brother He's laughter! I've heard it for ten years and he still can't help but laugh!]
[That's great. Ten years ago, they were in a love-hate relationship, and ten years later, they're still in a love-hate relationship!]
[Tears welling up!]
"No! Don't do this, He! We're brothers!" Deng Chao tried to persuade Chen He with words.
"Hahahaha—" Chen He ignored it completely and just kept laughing wildly.
He reached out and attacked the pedometer on Deng Chao's ankle.
"No—"
Deng Chao's wails echoed through the sky.
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