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Chapter 81 Oda: You're weak
At the other end of the yard is a hay shed.
The shed was piled with various bundles of dry hay, and several large plastic barrels, about half a person's height, stood against the wall.
The words "corn" and "bran" were written crookedly on the barrel with a marker.
"Hmm, the ratio of roughage to concentrate is 7:3, with alfalfa and straw making up 3:2 of the roughage, and corn, bran, and soybean meal making up 1:1:1 of the concentrate..."
Tian Xiwei read the ingredient list posted on the wall word by word.
Wow! My wife is amazing! She can read so many words!
"Wife? Who knows, before long that'll become someone's exclusive nickname."
[With a university degree, what can't you learn?]
I'm a college student, and I openly admit that I can't read...
"We need to prepare a total of 500 jin of feed," Cheng Che said.
As Grandpa Ma had previously instructed, each camel should be matched with 10 kilograms, and there should be 25 camels in total, which would naturally amount to 500 jin (250 kg).
"Uh, how many kilograms is each ingredient?" Tian Xiwei said that she was a liberal arts student and didn't really want to do what science students do.
Cheng Che thought for a moment and gave the answer: "210 catties of alfalfa, 140 catties of straw, and 50 catties each of the other three."
"Oh!" Tian Xiwei nodded. "Then you carry the alfalfa, and I'll carry the straw!"
So the two began to divide the work and cooperate.
Cheng Che walked to the pile of alfalfa, picked up a bundle, weighed it in his hand, and estimated it to be about ten pounds.
In other words, he would have to move about twenty bundles.
It's alright, not too difficult.
He moved a bundle of alfalfa to the scale and set it down, then turned to move the second bundle.
Tian Xiwei's voice came from behind: "Excuse me, excuse me."
Cheng Che turned around and saw Tian Xiwei walking over carrying three bundles of straw.
The three bundles of straw were stacked up so high that they almost reached her eyes, forcing her to tilt her head to see where she was going.
She pushed the sleeves of her red top up above her elbows, revealing her two smooth forearms.
"?"
Cheng Che turned around, glanced at the lonely bundle of alfalfa he had just moved in, then pinched his arm and scratched his head.
Behavioral language is fully revealed at this moment.
[Hahahaha, the way Che-ge pinched his own arm was hilarious!]
[Che's behavioral language.]
It's hard to believe that the words "muscular" and "sweet girl" can both be used to describe one person!
【Oh dear, is Brother Cheng not impotent? You can't even compare to a girl like Xiaotian?】
[This is probably the case with online novel authors; a little exaggeration is understandable.]
"Phew—" Tian Xiwei steadily put down the three bundles of straw and let out a breath.
She had just turned around to continue when she noticed Cheng Che looking at her.
She caught a glimpse of the only bundle of alfalfa on the ground out of the corner of her eye, and in a flash, she understood everything.
Then—
"Cheng Che~" Tian Xiwei called out in a soft, sweet voice.
"Huh?" Cheng Che trembled at her shout and involuntarily swallowed.
Tian Xiwei's face blossomed into a smile that was almost sweet enough to kill, instantly reminding Cheng Che of a crescent moon on a clear night, a mountain stream, and cherry blossoms in spring.
"You're so weak," she said innocently.
"?"
All the beautiful associations shattered in an instant, turning into the witch's poisoned apple, sweet yet deadly.
Cheng Che has become famous in a physical sense.
He returned silently to the pile of alfalfa and stacked the five bundles of alfalfa together.
Taking a deep breath, and risking his male dignity, he exerted all his strength to lift the five bundles of alfalfa together and carry them to the scale in one go.
"call--"
He breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he had probably preserved his dignity as a man.
"Wow, that's amazing!" Tian Xiwei clapped her hands, not wanting to spoil the fun. "I knew you could do it!"
Cheng Che struggled to keep the corners of his mouth turned down.
[Hahaha, Cheng Che, even you have moments when you can be easily coaxed!]
[As everyone knows, male psychology is roughly equivalent to child psychology; if you treat a guy like a kindergarten child and compliment him a few times, he'll be head over heels for you!]
Poor Cheng Che was completely manipulated by Xiao Tian.
[Xiao Tian: Little Cheng Che, you've got to handle this!]
[Don't even mention Che-ge, that's Xiao Tian! Even if you brought in a Sigma man, he couldn't handle it!]
Cheng Che's battle to defend his dignity continued for the third time.
The first two trips went relatively smoothly. After all, although five bundles of alfalfa were not light, he was a dignified man and everything was under control.
However, a small incident occurred during the third transport.
Because he was carrying five bundles of alfalfa, his field of vision was inevitably limited, and he accidentally stepped on a few fallen straw fragments.
Anyone who has ever stepped on straw knows that it is really slippery.
And so—
"Wow, that's amazing!"
Cheng Che's first dirty scene on screen was born.
He instantly lost his balance, and five bundles of alfalfa flew out of his arms. One of the bundles drew a short arc in the air and hit him squarely on the forehead.
With a "thud," Cheng Che fell backward onto the sandy ground, kicking up a cloud of grass clippings.
Tian Xiwei was carrying straw this way when she saw the bundle of alfalfa hit Cheng Che on the head, and she was so frightened that her face turned pale.
"Cheng Che!"
She ran to his side and squatted down, leaving the bundle of straw behind her, her skirt kicking up a cloud of dust.
She reached out and cupped his face, gently turning his head toward her, carefully brushing aside the hair on his forehead to reveal a small patch of slightly red, slightly scratched skin.
"Are you alright? Are you in pain? Are you dizzy?"
Cheng Che wasn't dizzy at first, since it was just a bundle of dry grass and the fall wasn't from a great height.
To say you'd be badly injured would be an understatement; you'd only suffer minor scratches, the kind of injury that would make even the doctor give you a dirty look if you went to the hospital.
But... at this moment, smelling the faint lemon scent and feeling the warm touch on his face, Cheng Chezhen felt like he was turning into a circle-eyed monster who had lost his fighting ability.
Where are the trainers?
Please help!
"...N-nothing," Cheng Che replied dryly.
"Are you really alright?" Tian Xiwei was clearly still worried.
"It's really nothing, one plus one equals two," Cheng Che quickly added, proving that his thinking was clear.
Tian Xiwei stared into Cheng Che's eyes for a long time, making sure there was no sign of his gaze becoming unfocused, before she felt relieved.
"That scared me to death."
She breathed a sigh of relief, her shoulders slumping noticeably by two inches.
"..."
Cheng Che looked into her eyes, his throat moved, but he said nothing.
Tian Xiwei belatedly realized what was happening, and as if she had been burned, she abruptly removed her fingers from his face.
"cough……"
Cheng Che slowly got up from the ground, and Tian Xiwei lowered her head and patted her skirt.
Both of them suddenly became very busy.
The live chat was in an uproar:
【!!!!?????】
[OMG! Did anyone notice how Xiaotian gently cupped Che's face and brushed his hair aside? The movement was so light and careful, it almost killed me!!]
Report! I think I caught two people having a paid relationship here.
[Feeding? Is this the Civil Affairs Bureau? Get it to my Sweet Orange CP right now!]
Why are you two ministers so busy? Why are you silent?
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