I'm a web novelist, and you want me to work in the entertainment industry?

"I'm not handsome enough? I'm already very handsome, really!" Henry Lau tried to salvage his image.

Unfortunately, Sister Xia was no longer paying attention to him.

"Cheng Che!"

When Sister Xia saw Cheng Che, she jogged over and greeted him.

"Long time no see, Cheng Che!" Sister Xia laughed heartily, full of the joy of reuniting with an old friend.

Rumble!!!

Henry Lau heard the third clap of thunder on a clear day.

"Although, Sister Xia, we just finished recording '5P'," Cheng Che said.

"Really? It doesn't matter anymore!" Xia Ziyi waved her hand dismissively.

Cheng Che didn't refute, his gaze passing over Xia Ziyi and looking behind her.

Liu Xianhua took a deep breath, his face regaining its enthusiastic smile, and strode towards Cheng Che.

"Hey! You're Cheng Che, right? I've seen your videos online! 'Fireworks Fade Easily' is amazing!" He reached out, grabbed Cheng Che's hand tightly, and shook it.

"My name is Liu Xianhua, you can call me Dahua!"

"Hello Dahua, thank you for the compliment. Your singing is also very good," Cheng Che replied politely.

"Oh, not at all." Henry Lau smiled even more broadly.

At this moment, Xia Ziyi looked at the two people's faces and suddenly seemed to have thought of something.

She said to Henry Lau, "Hey, look, if you were as handsome as Cheng Che, maybe I'd be willing to create a CP (couple pairing) with you!"

Rumble!!!

Fourth tone.

Henry Lau's smile vanished.

He seemed to have lost his soul, turning around silently like a walking corpse, walking to the osmanthus tree and squatting down, head down and not saying a word.

[Hahahaha, Xia-jie, when did you develop such a knives-up finishing move skill?!]

【!!! Xia Jie's fans let out a scream!】

[Children speak the truth, Da Hua! You have to believe that Sister Xia didn't mean any harm; she was just speaking her mind!]

[There's nothing we can do, your brother Che's looks are just as good as Lu Han's next door. As for Da Hua... umm, it's okay, we're the comedians, we're not in the same league as them! We're not sad!]

[Just kidding, actually, even I can't outdo Che-ge in comedy...]

[Dahua is usually quite cheerful, but after finishing the show that night and seeing the comments you three posted, he turned around and went to drink with Qu Yuan.]

Just then, Teacher Yan finished setting up the wood-fired stove and came out with his hands behind his back.

He wore a smile like Wang Yousheng, like a lion surveying its territory.

He spotted Liu Xianhua squatting under the osmanthus tree at a glance.

"Oh? Dahua's here? What's wrong with you?" Yan Lei asked curiously.

Henry Lau looked up as if he'd seen a savior: "Teacher Yan! You be the judge!"

"What's the point of judging?" Yan Lei took a sip of tea.

"She said she wouldn't create a CP (couple pairing) with me, but she would agree if I were as handsome as him!" Henry Lau said with a wronged expression.

Yan Lei easily understood who Liu Xianhua was referring to with each of the several "ta"s he used.

He raised his large hand and patted Henry Lau's shoulder affectionately.

"Dahua, Xia sometimes speaks very bluntly, don't be too sad."

Henry Lau felt as if he saw a beam of light shining down.

"Then, do you think he's more handsome, me or him?" he asked again.

"Silly child." Yan Lei smiled like a loving father.

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"Of course Cheng Che is more handsome!"

Rumble!!!

The fifth one.

Liu Xianhua continued to squat down under the osmanthus tree.

Yan Lei chuckled, satisfied with everything he had done.

[I hereby declare that with the arrival of Da Hua, the existence of the lowest stratum in the food chain of "Comic Books" will no longer be indisputable!]

[How could Teacher Yan and Sister Xia be so mean, bullying Da Hua like this!]

Remember this: there aren't many creatures left in this world that Xia Jie can bully.

[That little black guy is insulting Xia again!!!]

Just as Yan Lei was about to say a few more words to comfort Liu Xianhua, there was another commotion outside the courtyard gate.

Xu Anan and Tian Xiwei stepped into the courtyard gate side by side.

The next moment, the figure that had just been squatting under the osmanthus tree rushed to the two girls in the blink of an eye with a speed that almost defied the laws of physics.

"Hello everyone, I'm Henry Lau, our newest guest. You can call me Da-hua!"

Henry Lau revealed a set of pearly white teeth, his smile as radiant as a blooming osmanthus flower.

For a moment, countless people were in a daze, as if they had seen Superman.

"Hello," Tian Xiwei and Xu Anan replied politely.

Seeing this, Henry Lau was about to press his advantage when he saw two girls carrying suitcases walk straight past him.

"Cheng Che! Ziyi!" Tian Xiwei, carrying her suitcase, ran up to Cheng Che with a smile.

"Xiao Tian." After Cheng Che finished speaking, he looked at Xu Anan and said, "Sister Nan, it's been a long time."

"Long time no see," Xu Anan said with a gentle smile.

"Waaaaah, Nan Nan, it's been so long!" Xia Ziyi hugged Xu An Nan tightly.

On the other side, Liu Xianhua stiffly turned his head to look at Cheng Che and the three girls surrounding him.

Three beautiful girls, and he's so close to them!?

Rumble!!!

The sixth bolt of lightning struck down on his head.

Henry Lau clutched his chest again, feeling like he was about to vomit blood.

[Hahaha, I've already taken a screenshot of Da Hua's expression!]

Within a mere ten minutes, Da Hua's heart suffered countless wounds.

[Dahua: Why are all the pretty girls going to him? I'm out of luck!]

After a long silence, Henry Lau let out a long breath and straightened up again.

He strode up to Cheng Che.

"mud!"

"Me?" Cheng Che pointed to himself.

What's wrong with me?

"Yes! It's you!" Henry Lau nodded emphatically.

Then, in a tragic tone reminiscent of "a hero departs never to return," he said:

"I'm going to fight you!"

"...?"

The five people, except for Henry Lau, were stunned for a moment.

"Playing games?" Sister Xia looked bewildered. "Why are you playing games with Cheng Che?"

Should we break off the green beans and ask Cheng Che to make braised noodles with green beans again?

"It's not 'jumping bean'! It's 'jumping bean'!" Liu Xianhua corrected.

"Yeah, a pea?" Sister Xia thought this person was a bit stupid.

"Dahua is talking about a duel, isn't he?" Yan Lei added from the side.

"I'll go with it!" Henry Lau nodded.

"A duel?" Cheng Che was a little confused.

What did I do that you suddenly want to duel with me?

"Let's have a duel, one-on-one," Henry Lau continued, seemingly oblivious to his surroundings. "Whoever wins will be the more powerful man!"

"Oh, I see." Cheng Che suddenly realized.

"But why should I duel with you?" he countered.

He didn't feel offended; on the contrary, he found it quite amusing.

"What else is needed?" Henry Lau stood there dumbfounded.

A pea is a pea!

Dipping beans between men!

What else is needed?