Gu Wenzhou stared in disbelief.

As expected of a big shot, he always manages to appear when they're in dire straits!

However, the principal, who was so arrogant during the previous meeting, is now so humble that he doesn't even dare to raise his head.

Is this reasonable? Is this right?!

The screams outside the window continued: "Gu Wenzhou—Gu Wenzhou—"

Mu Zhixi completely ignored the commotion around her and walked to the window as if no one else was there.

Gu Wenzhou wanted to speak up and warn, "There's something outside the window—"

Before she could finish speaking, Mu Zhixi yanked open the curtain, and before the mouth outside the window could even close, it was caught on camera.

Faceless Mouth: ...I hate people and monsters who have no sense of boundaries.

Mu Zhixi looked left and right, casually pulled the curtains closed, and turned to the principal to comment: "The quality of these curtains is poor."

"There are many mosquitoes and flies at night, and students are prone to getting sick. We'll replace them with new ones tomorrow. When it comes to education, facility safety is of paramount importance."

The principal nodded frantically: "Change them! They must all be changed!"

"Mian...no, the Ministry of Education inspector is right. Our subordinates were negligent. Tomorrow, the entire school will replace all mosquito netting with high-grade mosquito netting!"

The principal hurriedly added, "Having you personally come to inspect is truly an immense blessing for Wubian No. 1 Middle School since its founding!"

The rest of the roommates in room 404: "Holy crap?!"

The monster outside the window that almost killed me just now, was dealt with by simply drawing the curtains?

The survivors were stunned, their worldviews shattered.

Who is this guy?! He actually has the title of an inspector for the Ministry of Education! How can he have such a shameless identity?!

Gu Wenzhou's mind was buzzing.

This kind of rhetoric works anywhere, but it's utterly absurd when applied to a ghost story school where every path leads to a dead end.

The hard, written rules are nothing but blank paper in her eyes. Not only does she arbitrarily break instant-death conditions, but even the strongest headmaster in the dungeon is bowing and scraping to her?!

It's confirmed! It must be a big shot from the Pantheon!

Gu Wenzhou swallowed hard, choosing to ask the old man for his opinion in his mind.

Before receiving a response, the well-informed old ghost took the lead in contributing to the global warming of the bizarre world, which can be described as taking a deep breath:

"Kindness without edge is cowardice, and holiness without the courage to face darkness is hypocrisy! This person is really tough."

"It seems like he's just taking a stroll, but it's obvious he's specifically there to protect you. This is the first time I've ever seen a saint who is both handsome and powerful."

Having grasped this logic, Gu Wenzhou became even more convinced.

This is absolutely because top-tier figures took the blame for them! They owe this life-saving grace, and in the future, they can only repay it with their bodies... I mean, with their lives.

Mu Zhixi stood by the window with her back to everyone, taking in the moved expressions of the leeks out of the corner of her eye.

She never does anything that doesn't benefit her, and she likes to hold an umbrella for others to shelter them from the wind and rain.

As for where this wind and rain came from, that remains unknown.

A few unruly troublemakers "accidentally" "all" "died suddenly," and those who survived are the truly valuable people.

"Tonight was relatively peaceful." Mu Zhixi smoothed her sleeves, then led the principal out the door.

The principal walked to the door, turned back and glared fiercely at Gu Wenzhou and the others, warning in a low voice, "The inspector has spoken, so why aren't you going back to bed and sleeping?"

Gu Wenzhou and the other two quickly rolled back to bed.

No matter how shocked and confused they were, no one dared to utter a single word of rebuttal.

The mountain of flesh outside the door, the dormitory supervisor, was still panting. With each breath, a little blood seeped out from the crack in the door, sticking and crawling along the floor tiles.

Ten minutes ago, the people in room 404 would have been so frightened that they would have recited their wills on the spot.

Things are different now. The inspector just came by, and the principal personally accompanied him on his inspection.

That potentially deadly mouth outside the window was sent back to the factory for repairs by simply saying the window screen was of poor quality.

In the real world, this would be like a proctor in a college entrance exam hall preparing to kill you, only to have an inspection team from the Ministry of Education walk in and ask why the air conditioner is leaking? What kind of teachers are you?!

It's outrageous, yet strangely reassuring.

"Brother Gu, do you know her? What's her background?" The short man asked, his voice trembling as he hugged the blanket.

Gu Wenzhou chose to ignore it; he wanted to ask too!

The old man's mind had evolved from initial shock to self-doubt: "Alas, I've certainly seen something new today."

Gu Wenzhou asked, "Is it possible that she's a strange imposter in disguise?"

The old man hesitated for a moment: "I had my doubts, but then again, she saved you all."

Gu Wenzhou was just making a joke. After all, Miss Ran was pure and aloof, yet kind. How could she be strange?

Even assuming there's something truly as beautiful and bizarre as this, is it possible?

"The strange thing can't save people?"

"Yes, but it depends on what you're looking for." Old Ghost clicked his tongue. "Most of the monsters in dungeons have fixed quests and rules. Those things are mostly there to fatten people up before slaughtering them."

"But she's different, the tone of her voice..."

Gu Wenzhou sat and waited for it to continue.

After a long pause, the old man said, "It's like talking to a bunch of imbeciles who haven't been weaned."

Gu Wenzhou rolled his eyes: "..."

That's a harsh truth, but surprisingly apt. Given that person's level, wouldn't they look down on these ordinary players as if they were idiots?

Gu Wenzhou turned over and looked towards the door.

Outside the door, Mu Zhixi's footsteps had already faded into the distance, but the principal's sycophantic responses still drifted over intermittently.

"The inspector's lesson is correct; dormitory security is a weak point in our school's work."

"And there's the issue of anti-slip measures in the corridors, dormitory ventilation, and the nighttime room check procedures. Give us some time to rectify these issues, and rectify them all immediately!"

Gu Wenzhou felt his head spin.

The faceless principal of No. 1 Middle School, an A-level supernatural being, and the final boss of a four-star dungeon.

Now he's completely turned into a subservient logistics director who gets singled out for criticism by his superiors.

If this scene were filmed as a video clip and posted on a forum, I wouldn't even need to think of a title.

Shocking! A four-star boss was humiliated by a player on the spot!

No, this title should also include the tag: [Shocking First Release on the Entire Internet! Precious Footage of S-Rank Player Speedrunning a Dungeon].

In the next dorm room, someone couldn't help but whisper, "Bro, was that guy really from out of town?"

In the mouths of these players, "outsider" naturally refers to other players, it's just a euphemism.

No one made a sound in the dormitory.

After a while, another voice, even lower, said, "What else could it be? It can't be the natives in the dungeon, right? Would they be crazy to save us?"

As soon as Mu Zhixi reached the top of the stairs, her powerful senses allowed her to hear these words clearly.

Yes, yes, NPCs don't save people, NPCs are all ugly, and NPCs can eat three Peppa Pigs in one bite!

Mu Zhixi scoffed inwardly. She only knew how to arrange one life-or-death crisis after another at just the right time, and then appear at just the right moment to kindly save people from dire straits.

Thank you for your recognition of this bizarre work ethic!

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