No health bar? You call this stunningly beautiful NPC sickly?
Chapter 24 Mu Zhixi's Vanity Project
Mu Zhixi's vision went black.
This isn't just a food safety issue; it's a complete regression in civilization!
As Mu Zhixi walked toward the window, the cook who was serving food trembled and dropped the large ladle into the bucket with a clatter after he recognized her. All the cooks bent over in unison.
A man in a white coat came out from the innermost part of the window; his name tag had a few words on it.
[B+ Grade Cafeteria Supervisor: Ma Houde]
Upon seeing Mu Zhixi's greasy body, Ma Houde trembled, his knees buckling and he nearly knelt on the spot: "Your Majesty, why have you come in person!"
This scene left the other classes of players in the queue behind holding their breath, their minds nearly short-circuiting.
There's no way around it, this is just too outrageous.
The dignified, eccentric principal and the B+ grade cafeteria director, only dare to bow and scrape before this person?
Before this instance, some of them had to risk their lives to whittle down the health bars of C-level monsters. What kind of situation is this now!
The final boss of a four-star dungeon is just a handbag carrier next to this lady. Who would believe this on the forum?
At this moment, players' perception of their identity as players is collapsing.
Some of them knew that this big shot from the Holy Domain Church was very powerful, but subconsciously they still felt that they were all the same kind of people who had been pulled in by the system.
But now that I see it, what kind of kind are we? It's a clear case of being outmatched!
Looking at the several buckets of disgusting food behind Ma Houde, Mu Zhixi, unusually, spoke her mind: "It's okay to endure hardship, but you can't force yourself to eat without suffering. Is this the kind of food you prepare for your students?"
Ma Houde got stuck, seemingly because he didn't understand the concept of "enduring hardship without effort."
The principal nodded silently beside him, having long since thrown all sense of decency to the winds, as long as he could please this person: "Your Majesty's criticism is correct; education must never be vulgarized."
Seeing the bizarre back-and-forth between the higher-ups, the players' worldviews were completely shattered.
Holy crap, is this still the eerie world and eerie boss they know?! How did this guy turn him into Talking Tom?!
Mu Zhixi was too lazy to pay attention to the principal.
You've said all the nice things, but the truth is, you old Deng aren't exactly a saint either.
Mu Zhixi raised her hand, her fingertips pointing at the first few plates in front of her.
As the faint light of the sacred realm swept over, the bloody teeth in the paste turned into powder and became normal white porridge, the black noodles stopped wriggling and became plain noodles, and the little face of the soup noodles turned into a cabbage leaf.
The players were all dumbfounded. The player carrying the soup looked down and stared at it several times, somewhat incredulous.
Although I had heard of the top-tier mysterious master's ability to turn stones into gold, seeing it with my own eyes was a shock on another level!
After struggling inside Gu Wenzhou's body for a long time, the old ghost finally managed to utter a sigh: "Terrifying indeed. Kid, it seems our previous predictions were too conservative."
Gu Wenzhou's expression turned serious: "Will she pay the price for causing such a commotion?"
The old ghost shouted with absolute certainty, "Nonsense! How could there be no price to pay for forcibly purifying food from a four-star dungeon? Look how steady she is standing; she's definitely gritting her teeth and holding on to protect you all."
Mu Zhixi, who is currently casting spells while idling and seriously pondering how long it will take before she can retire: ?
His eyes were full of respect as he looked at the blond figure's back. Upon hearing this, Gu Wenzhou felt a tightness in his chest.
Mu Zhixi herself was currently making plans in her mind.
[Received reverence and dependence from the player, Faith +240]
[Moved by the player's wildly imaginative interpretation, Faith Points +130]
That's great! The cafeteria is a perfect place!
If they put on a little magic and perform some miracles, their faith value will skyrocket, but unfortunately, these players are generally not very strong.
Based on the patterns, Mu Zhixi discovered that the stronger the player, the more faith points they seemed to provide.
The only downside right now is that it's too physically demanding.
Mu Zhixi held back her cough, afraid that the shameless principal would add a few more bizarre rules to compete for attention, forcing all the students to kowtow to her and pray for blessings before eating.
She didn't want to be known as a cult leader.
"Your Majesty, I will make the rectification immediately." Ma Houde was so frightened that his hair was practically dripping with oil.
Mu Zhixi knew when to stop and continued to pretend to be the perfect good person: "From today onwards, the punishment ingredients for student meals will be replaced with normal food."
Ma Houde shuddered: "The rules state that students are not allowed to refuse meals, so what about obedience to education?"
"Even regular meals are irresistible."
The principal slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "Your Majesty is absolutely right! It preserves the rules, reduces the mortality rate, and fully demonstrates the school's humanistic care!"
Mu Zhixi was full of questions.
With your social skills and flattery, you'd be a bureau chief at the very least in the real world, and it would be hard for you not to advance in the officialdom.
"Change the food! Remove all the rat teeth, tongues, skin, and eyeballs immediately!" The cafeteria manager immediately turned around and yelled at the kitchen staff.
Players felt nauseous upon hearing the last few words.
It would have been better if they hadn't taken it back, because when they heard what they were taking back, they realized what kind of monstrosities they had almost swallowed.
Holding the freshly cooked rice, Cheng Xiaocheng exclaimed softly, "This is amazing, everyone! It's not easy. This is the first time I've ever eaten steaming hot white rice in a dungeon."
With Mu Zhixi, a max-level player, leading the way in maintaining order, the players no longer hid from each other.
A seasoned player in his thirties next to him, his face weathered by time, immediately had tears welling up in his eyes, choking back sobs as he almost cried out, "Me too. I finally understand now, it's absolutely amazing."
"What did you figure out?"
"So what if the school rules are ridiculous? With Miss Ran here and the Holy Domain Church around, all the minefields in this four-star dungeon have been flattened."
The veteran player lowered his voice excitedly and said, "Starting today, I don't care about monthly exam averages or high scores in hidden quests anymore."
"If this big shot just glances at us even a little bit, even if we end up with a D-rank and get kicked out of the dungeon, we'll still be guaranteed to stay alive."
"No problem. Sticking to the strong and surviving until you pass is the only way to win." As soon as these words were spoken, all the players around instantly understood.
"I hereby declare that from this day forward, the Holy Domain Church and this bigwig are my reborn parents."
"Don't try to claim kinship with me. Who do you think you are to be worthy?"
"Then I'll be a peripheral follower and help Miss Ran sweep the floor and wipe the table, okay?"
"Go to the back of the line, I got here first. Anyone who tries to take my place, I'll fight them to the death."
Mu Zhixi listened to these words with her back to everyone, feeling quite pleased. She decided that next time she messed with the players, she would go a little easier and try to leave a few with intact corpses.
There's no way around it, these people have finally developed brains.
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