He slept with his sister's best friend, who turned out to be a top-tier succubus school beauty.
Chapter 44: I'll Tear Off Your Ribs
"Holy crap, my nanny forgot to pack my toiletries."
Gu Jingzhou rummaged through his suitcase while muttering curses.
He turned around, looked at Lu Jinyu who was looking down at her phone at her desk, and asked:
"Yuzai, what shampoo do you use?"
"Thirteen in one".
Lu Jinyu replied casually and continued texting with her senior.
"Damn! Can't you be a little more refined?"
Gu Jingzhou laughed and cursed, he really couldn't understand what the hell the Thirteen-in-One was.
"If I had money, I could be exquisite too."
Lu Jinyu curled her lips. When you don't have money, you can just make do with what you have. When you have money, who can't be more refined?
"You're pretending to be poor again, you're a real jerk, Fishy!"
Wang Hou, who was lying in bed watching videos of beautiful women dancing, chimed in.
He had just carefully calculated the items Lu Jinyu had taken out: laptops, headphones, tablets, watches, etc., all top-of-the-line, costing at least seventy or eighty thousand yuan.
"Exactly! Everyone else is showing off their wealth, but you're pretending to be poor. That's really unique!" Gu Jingzhou added.
"You wouldn't believe me even if I told you."
Lu Jinyu shook her head helplessly, "I already said I didn't buy it, it was a gift from Senior Sister Nangong."
The king raised both middle fingers at him.
"You can fool your buddies, but don't fool yourself!" Gu Jingzhou sneered disdainfully.
Lu Jinyu didn't have time to pay attention to them; he was busy chatting with his senior.
Gu Jingzhou was at his wit's end. The weather was so hot it could kill someone, and he absolutely couldn't survive without taking a shower.
"Fish, Monkey, how about we go to the school supermarket to buy some things?"
"It's too hot, I'm not going," Wang Hou refused.
"My life depends on air conditioning. I'd rather die in my dorm than go out today," Lu Jinyu said.
Gu Jingzhou packed his things listlessly, preparing to go to the supermarket alone.
[Goddess Sister: Little Fish, come find me quickly.]
[Lu Jinyu: Sister, I'm coming right now.]
Lu Jinyu quickly typed a few words and rushed out the door, leaving Gu Jingzhou and Wang Hou dumbfounded.
He had barely stepped out the door when he rushed back in, looking at himself in the mirror from left to right.
"Stop looking, he's handsome enough," Wang Hou said.
"Where did he go?" Gu Jingzhou asked.
"You wouldn't want to know."
Wang Hou quoted Lu Jinyu: "If someone is so concerned about their image when they go out, they're probably not going to find a girl. They'd rather twist their own head off and use it as a ball."
Gu Jingzhou: "Tell me, I want to know."
Wang Hou: "Go find some girls!"
Gu Jingzhou: "Damn it!"
Lu Jinyu ran wildly towards the school gate as soon as he left the house, without even having time to ask his senior what she wanted to see him about.
But no matter what it is, he will go.
……
Nangong You read the message Xiao Yueyue sent her.
[Xiao Yueyue: Youzi, shall we go shopping?]
Nangong You didn't even need to look to know the temperature today; it was so hot it would steam a person alive, so she didn't want to go out.
[Nangong You: Oh no!]
[Xiao Yueyue: Neither of them are here, I'm all alone in the dorm, I want to go buy some clothes.]
It refers to the other two roommates.
Nangong You looked at the message, her gaze lingering on the words "buy clothes".
Tomorrow, Xiaoyuer will start his military training, and she hasn't had time to buy him clothes yet.
After all, he ran away from home without taking anything with him.
When it comes to buying clothes, she definitely has to go with him. Compared to his taste, Nangong You trusts her own aesthetic sense more.
[Nangong You: We've known each other for a long time, do you think I would go out in this weather?]
Nangong You thought to herself, Xiao Yueyue will definitely believe it.
After all, I really don't like shopping.
but……
It depends on who you're with!
She really likes it if it's with Xiaoyuer!
Nangong You smiled, biting her full lower lip, and took out her phone to send a message to Xiaoyuer.
[Nangong You: Little Fish, come find me!]
……
Lu Jin was stunned. If he had known that his senior had brought him to buy clothes, he...
It seems like I'll still go out.
He held a white shirt and looked somewhat helplessly at the senior student sitting opposite him, propping her head up and staring at him.
She was wearing a denim mini skirt today, her long legs were so white they were almost translucent, it was hard to look away, and she was wearing a camouflage halter top that showed off her waist.
"Senior—"
"Call me 'sister'!" Nangong You snorted.
"Sister," Lu Jinyu called out obediently, "Please don't buy it for me anymore, I can't afford to pay it back soon."
When Lu Jinyu saw this shop, which she had never heard of before, a shirt was priced at several thousand yuan.
Is this something he can wear?
The main thing is that he doesn't really care about his clothes; a t-shirt that costs a few dozen yuan is enough for him.
"Who asked you to pay it back?"
Nangong You pouted, her tone leaving no room for doubt, "I'm happy to spoil you, sister."
Lu Jinyu: ...
I've already got the laptop, so what's a little more debt?
So, Lu Jinyu began to change her clothes.
Nangong You, on the other hand, played a dress-up game.
She sat on the single sofa, crossing her long legs, admiring Lu Jinyu changing clothes.
"Senior, I can't take it anymore."
Lu Jinyu was completely exhausted. He had already changed dozens of outfits, and he suspected that his senior was just using him as a dress-up game.
"Little Fish, a man can't say no!"
Nangong You's beautiful, alluring fox-like eyes narrowed slightly, a faint smile on her pretty face.
"continue."
Lu Jinyu: ...
Lu Jinyu had no choice but to continue. As soon as her senior nodded, the waiter immediately understood and packed up the clothes.
In just this short time, at least a dozen sets have been installed.
A while later.
"Senior, is that enough?" Lu Jinyu asked.
"Not enough." Nangong You shook her head. "We need at least thirty sets, one different set for each day."
Lu Jinyu: ...
I accidentally wandered into the imperial palace.
Lu Jinyu had lost count of how many outfits she had changed. In the end, her senior paid for them and had them delivered to the school.
He sat down next to his senior and rested for a while before talking.
"Senior, what if it arrives before we get back? How do we get it?" Lu Jinyu asked.
"My sister Jiang's nickname 'Queen of Connections' isn't for nothing."
Nangong You raised her pretty eyebrows and took out her phone to send a message to Wen Keke's boyfriend... ex-boyfriend.
[Nangong You: Gu Yan, I have some things to bring to school later. Could you please deliver them to room 404 in building 7? The phone number is xxx.]
As the student council president, Gu Yan must be very busy these two days of welcoming new students, but he shouldn't be unable to arrange such a small matter.
I received a reply very quickly.
[Gu Yan: Yes, class monitor!]
"Senior is amazing!" Lu Jinyu praised.
"That's right!" Nangong You smiled smugly.
She counted them one by one, her slender white fingers pointing out the items.
"I've bought the laptop, clothes, toiletries, and bedding. What's missing?"
Lu Jinyu was stunned for a moment.
Toiletries?
Bedding?
"Oh, I arranged for someone to buy it last night. It should have been delivered to your dorm by now," Nangong You explained.
"Sister, I've already bought the bedding and toiletries." Lu Jinyu pursed her lips.
"I only buy the best," Nangong You said matter-of-factly. "My sister's people should use the best."
Lu Jinyu: ...
He suddenly remembered the video his senior had posted promoting Jiangnan University, and many of the comments below it were:
I really want to be Nangong's dog!
He scoffed at the time.
Now he understands.
I really want to be my senior's dog!
"elder sister--"
"Um?"
"Would you like to eat some pork ribs?"
"I don't want to right now, what's wrong?"
"It's okay, just tell me when you want to eat it, and I'll take the ribs off for you."
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