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"It didn't work!" Qi Yitang quickly said, "How could I let him succeed?"

It was also because Qi Yitang had a more traditional view that she believed that intimacy was only possible after marriage, so Xie Jingyu's several hints were all vaguely brushed off by her.

They've been childhood sweethearts for so many years, but he never gave her anything sweet; at most, they just held hands.

When their feelings were at their peak, Xie Jingyu went to request an imperial decree to grant them marriage, but for some unknown reason, the late emperor did not agree.

They just said she was too young and to wait two more years.

Later, when the late emperor fell seriously ill, Xie Jingyu could not possibly think about marriage at this time, as it would easily be criticized by the world as being unfilial and damaging to his reputation, so the matter was put aside.

Later, Xie Ling ascended the throne, and Qi Yitang was forcibly married into the palace, leaving Xie Jingyu with no chance at all.

Even knowing that Qi Yitang belonged entirely to him, Xie Ling still felt a tightness in his chest.

It wasn't entirely jealousy; it was more like a tiny thorn stuck in the softest spot.

It can't be pulled out, and it can't be swallowed.

He lowered his head and bit her.

Qi Yitang hissed softly and shoved Xie Ling. "Why did you bite me?"

How can she get dressed if she's bitten so hard?

Qi Yitang was pampered from a young age, and her food, clothing and daily necessities were all top-notch, which is why she developed so well.

With a slender waist, yet plump like a ripe peach, Xie Ling often couldn't bear to put her down and would never actually bite into her.

He loosened his grip, changing from biting to sucking, his warm lips pressed against her skin.

"Because I am unhappy, I must punish you."

It was indeed punishment.

Xie Ling was probably more familiar with her body than Qi Yitang herself. He knew where she was sensitive, where she couldn't be touched, and how to make her feel comfortable.

He naturally knew how to keep her in a state of neither pleasure nor pain, making her uncomfortable yet unable to find relief.

Qi Yitang was truly at her wit's end. She had just casually mentioned it last time, but she never expected him to actually put it into practice.

If it were in the bedroom, it would be fine, but it happened on the carriage back to the palace!

Outside was a bustling market, with pedestrians coming and going. Li Degui and Chi Zheng were both outside. What could such a thin curtain possibly block?

Daqian is rich in produce, and peaches are not a particularly rare fruit.

Xie Lingcheng had never eaten it before marriage, but fell in love with it immediately after marriage.

Early-ripening spring peaches can be sold in the market in May and June, while juicy peaches are available in June and July. September and October are the season for golden autumn peaches.

Spring hasn't arrived yet, and the peach branches are bare, so there shouldn't be any peaches at all. But as an emperor, he was always the first to enjoy the fresh peaches offered as tribute, quenching his thirst.

"It's so sweet. Tangtang, would you like to try some?"

"...I don't want to."

Qi Yitang didn't dare to breathe loudly, feeling both anxious and ashamed. "You've gone too far!"

She's not pregnant, so how could she possibly be?

Xie Ling, however, seemed to be challenging Qi Yitang, vaguely saying, "Where there's a will, there's a way. How will you know if you don't try?"

He ignored it all, almost burying himself completely in it, and let out a satisfied sigh, as if he had thoroughly enjoyed the best.

What are you guys doing? You've blurred it out again!

[It looks like he's eating a peach, Wa-ge, don't faint from the aroma.]

Like a crabapple swaying in the breeze, Qi Yitang trembled slightly. Was this really something that could be tried in public?

Every time Qi Yitang thought Xie Ling was perverted enough, he would always manage to lower the bar for her perception—because he could be even more perverted.

Xuanwu Gate is the main entrance to the palace. Whenever anyone enters the palace, all high-ranking officials, nobles, princes, and princesses must dismount from their carriages and walk.

However, today, a low-key yet luxurious carriage drove straight in.

The guards lowered their heads and held their breath, none daring to look up for even a second.

Just as the carriage passed by, they could vaguely hear a very low, suppressed sob coming from inside the curtain...

It's probably just my imagination.

……

After getting off the carriage, Qi Yitang was carried by Xie Ling all the way back to Yaotang Palace from the long street.

Wherever they went, the eunuchs and palace maids all turned their backs.

Although I wanted to pretend I was deaf, I could clearly hear the emperor lowering his head and coaxing the person in his arms, "Don't be angry, it's my fault."

With red eyes, Qi Yitang returned to her bedchamber and immediately locked herself in the bathroom.

Yunzhu didn't follow her out of the palace; instead, she came in to help her undress and bathe. After removing her undergarments, Yunzhu gasped, "Your Majesty, you…"

She blushed slightly. "It's all swollen."

Wow, villain, you're really neglecting yourself.

[Is it reasonable that Brother Wa eats so well but won't let us see how it's done?]

[It seems the villain has a sex addiction; this is an illness that needs treatment.]

More than just swollen, the red marks on her chest, some deep and some shallow, spread from her collarbone to her waist and abdomen, like a painting that had been carefully drawn with lips and tongue.

The tip was slightly swollen, and it stung when touched lightly.

Qi Yitang was so angry she wanted to grind her teeth.

The way to deal with a scoundrel is to be even more of a scoundrel than him!

That evening, Qi Yitang retaliated in the same way, but Xie Ling, with her thick skin, felt no pain or itch at all. It didn't feel like revenge, but rather a reward.

Qi Yitang's efforts weren't entirely fruitless; at least she exhausted herself.

……

The next day, Xie Ling brought over several bodyguards for Qi Yitang to choose from.

Yuan Shu is a man, and it's not as convenient for him to be a personal bodyguard as it is for a woman. Since Chi Zheng will leave sooner or later, someone has to fill this vacancy.

Five female bodyguards stood in a row in front of her, and Qi Yitang looked at them one by one.

The first one was older, with no expression whatsoever, like a teacher.

The fear of being dominated by the teacher in the schoolroom back then surged into Qi Yitang's mind, and she shuddered and skipped over it.

The second one was completely covered from head to toe, with not a single hair showing, only her eyes were visible.

It's a pity that such a top-tier expert, who is clearly mysterious and unpredictable, is not suitable to become a Mingwei (a type of guard).

The third one was tall, with a neat buzz cut, sharp eyebrows and bright eyes, and an old scar running diagonally across his cheek, making him look like a man.

It has passed.

By the fourth, fifth...

The two were similar in build and looked almost identical, but their temperaments were completely different.

The one on the left has slightly upturned eyes and a smile on her lips, exuding a natural, alluring charm; the one on the right has a slightly upturned nose and a touch of innocent cuteness.

Qi Yitang couldn't help but glance at them a few more times. "Are you two twins?"

The two nodded, and the one on the left spoke up, "Your Majesty, this is my younger sister, Wushuang."

Upon hearing this, Qi Yitang felt as if half of her bones had melted.

It's no exaggeration to say that her voice was sweet and charming, with a slight upward slant at the end. Not to mention men, even she, a woman, felt her ears burning when she heard it.

Seeing Qi Yitang take a step back, Mei Shu asked in confusion, "Your Majesty, is there something wrong with me...?"

"Wait, don't say anything yet."

Qi Yitang was afraid she wouldn't be able to control herself; she couldn't let Yanzhi down.

She steadied herself and said, "It's just the two of you."

Although neither of them was as strong as Chi Zheng, it was already rare for twins to emerge from the Dark Guards, so they must have unique skills.

Mei Shu and Wu Shuang responded in unison, "Yes."

Qi Yitang nodded in satisfaction, "Don't worry, now that you two are with me, I will not treat you badly."

"Yun Ying will arrange accommodations for you, with the same allowance as Chi Zheng. You can familiarize yourselves with the surroundings today, and ask her if you have any questions."

The two sisters bowed and withdrew.

Chi Zheng, who was standing to the side, hesitated to speak from beginning to end, her lips moving several times, but in the end she silently held back.

Noticing her unusual behavior, and after everyone else had left, Qi Yitang asked, "What's wrong?"

Chi Zheng lowered her eyes, her voice muffled, "Your Majesty, is there something I have done wrong?"