Sister, can I be the scabbard too?

After declaring war, Tang Feixue left the auditorium.

Only Tang Ling'er remained, sitting on the command platform, seemingly lost in thought.

"Damn it, I hate it!"

"We agreed to play with abstract art for life, so why, why do you have two sisters who like you?!"

"The older sister is a mixed-race mature woman, and the younger sister is a white-haired girl... Damn it, damn it!"

"You bastard, you bastard! I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you!"

Below the auditorium, Zhang Xiaobai lay on Lao Wang's lap, shouting hoarsely.

"Hey, don't cry, don't cry." Old Wang stroked his head, his expression as kind as a priest's.

"I have to thank Brother Lin."

"Huh?" Zhang Xiaobai looked up at him, puzzled. "We should thank him?"

"Yes," Old Wang nodded kindly, "If Brother Lin hadn't woken me up, I would have thought I had a chance to become a 'real person'."

"Ha, as expected, the three-dimensional world is terrifying. I never want to come to the three-dimensional world again in my life!"

As he spoke, he lifted the Phoebe cushion and looked directly into Phoebe's eyes:

"The world belongs to Lady Phoebe!"

Phoebe: Phoebe, chirp chirp~

Zhang Xiaobai: ...

Suddenly I realized I wasn't so miserable after all.

The other boys in the auditorium, like Zhang Xiaobai and Lao Wang, were utterly despondent.

Those were twin sisters!

And she's the kind of stunning beauty with an incredibly high level of attractiveness and a fantastic figure, even more like a star than a celebrity herself!

But such a beauty would actually fall in love with the same man.

They even declared war because of this man!

Is this some kind of idol drama being filmed?

What are they then? Extras in idol dramas?

"I hate it, I hate it so much."

"Lin Yuan, right? Heh, heh heh heh, I will always see you as a mirror, always see you as a mirror, forever..."

"I never expected to be liked by two such beautiful ladies." Hua Linglong also crossed his legs:

"It seems that Lin Yuan's beauty is indeed no less than mine."

"Yeah, it doesn't matter who likes him." The senior brother pushed up his glasses.

"He is destined to be my successor in the art of the Broken Water Flow technique! With such physical attributes, I must pass on all my techniques to him."

"That's right, um, pass it on to him, hehe, hehehehe."

Hua Linglong: ……

Why does my chrysanthemum suddenly feel cold?

"Alright, alright, that's all for today. Our activity is over!"

Just then, Principal Tang Annian walked into the auditorium and clapped his hands.

The other teachers followed and helped the students leave.

This farce has finally come to an end.

In the end, the students from Suzhou University failed to catch Lin Yuan.

However, they didn't feel unhappy at all; on the contrary, they were quite happy.

Such an abstract activity is something most people will never encounter in their lifetime.

These precious memories will become something they can brag about from time to time for the next few years.

After everyone had left, Tang Annian walked towards Tang Ling'er.

"Dad, you're really making things difficult for me!"

Tang Ling'er stood up sullenly, wanting to give her overbearing father a piece of her mind.

Without him, I wouldn't have had to confront my sister, and I wouldn't have scared Lord Lin Yuan away!

Unexpectedly, a man in military uniform walked in through the back door of the auditorium.

"Ah? Father, this is..." Tang Ling'er's eyes trembled.

"It's alright, Ling'er." Tang Annian patted her shoulder and gave her a reassuring look.

"Don't worry, we just have a few questions for you about Lin Yuan."

The man in military uniform nodded and said solemnly:

"Miss Tang Ling'er, what are your thoughts on extraordinary beings?"

.........

the other side,

Outside Suzhou University Town,

A desolate, remote place.

"You should be able to become a beast-eared girl, right? Dog-senpai, just do it this once, really. I, Lin Yuan, don't have any bad intentions; I just think it's a waste for you to be a dog!"

Lin Yuan walked behind the Border Collie senior, chattering incessantly.

"Awoo!"

The Border Collie senior got annoyed and turned her head away sullenly.

Unbelievably, Lin Yuan actually saw such a standard look of disgust on a dog's face.

This made him even more excited!

"Please make sure you become a beautiful girl before you look at me like that!"

"Aww? (Do you fucking eat fried dough sticks?)"

The Border Collie senior gave him another glare.

She simply couldn't understand why this human would say such nonsensical things.

Did something go wrong?

Although I do look down on other dogs and have never dated or mated with any other dog, I am a dog too.

How could a dog possibly want to become a human?

Is it like humans who study for more than ten hours every day from childhood to adulthood and can only sleep for five or six hours?

Or do you want to work 996 hours a day and take on a 30-year mortgage just to buy a car and a house? To live and pay off your debts until you die?

Or do you want to be like humans, where even the most basic reproduction has to depend on others?

Just kidding, what's more comfortable being a dog than being a human?

Besides, I'm not an ordinary dog, I'm an extraordinary dog!

Rounding down, that's the Wolf Queen, isn't it!

But what would I look like if I became human?

Could it be a 36D girl with fair skin, wearing a collar, dressed in a maid outfit with tight stockings, with slender breasts and ample curves? She looks slim in clothes but has a muscular figure when undressed. No matter what I do, she never gets angry, unconditionally tolerates everything I do, and even encourages and comforts me. She calls me "master" and her cute, adorable animal-eared girl is still a cute girl.

Damn... I've been led astray by Lin Yuan!

Thinking of this, the Border Collie's tail began to wag involuntarily.

But as soon as she twisted, she seemed to remember something and tightened her tail again.

I almost forgot, Lin Yuan, that heaven-defying thing, is still walking behind me.

"Ahem, you don't need to be so tense. I was just joking to lighten the mood."

Lin Yuan walked over to her and smiled, "Haha!"

"Awoo (speaking of which...)" The dog-like senior raised her eyebrows:

"Woof woof woof woof? (Don't you think it's rude to say that to a dog?)"

"Excuse me?"

The senior student looked at him speechlessly:

"Awooooo~ Awooooo, awooooo~"

(What's the difference between you pestering a dog and asking if she can turn into a kemonomimi (animal-eared girl), and a dog pestering a person and asking if the person can turn into a dog so he can have sex with her?)

Lin Yuan: ...

Thinking about it that way, it really is true!

He suddenly understood the senior student.

Only someone like Zhang Xiaobai would agree to such an outrageous request as turning into a dog to be fucked by a dog.

Do not do to others what you would not have them do to you; he decided not to force the dog-like senior.

"Woof~" The dog-like senior nodded with satisfaction, feeling as if her own pet had grown up.

Hopefully, she can stay the way she is now and never experience that "I was wrong" moment~

"Awoo? (Where are we going?)"

"I'm thinking."

As Lin Yuan spoke, he looked at the system.

The mission is to help him escape the pursuers and hold out until midnight.

There are two hours left.

Going back to school is definitely out of the question.

We finally escaped. What if those lunatics catch us again? Then the legendary treasure we got will become an epic one again.

"In that case... let's get an exorcism done."

His legal task requires him to exorcise ten evil spirits before he can proceed to the next stage.

Tang Feixue is the first one; we still need to exorcise nine more.

However, although it is called an "evil object," given the system's tendency to treat English textbooks as secret magic and college students as the Black Goat Cult, it is probably just something that can be seen in daily life, and there is not much pressure to clean it up.

He summoned the map of evil creatures and began searching for them on it.

But just then, the dog-like senior suddenly sensed something, her body trembled, and she unconsciously moved closer to Lin Yuan: "Awoo?"

"What's wrong with you?" Lin Yuan asked, puzzled.

The senior student ignored him, her whole body tensed up, she arched her back like a dog, bared her teeth at the shadow behind Lin Yuan, and entered battle mode.

Lin Yuan turned his head to look.

Something seemed to be wriggling in the pitch-black shadows.