Sister, can I be the scabbard too?

[10:09:53 remaining until the first human exploration of the Rift]

Early the next morning.

Tang Feixue then arrived at the outside of dormitory building number seven and followed Lin Yuan all the way to the Suzhou University cafeteria.

This time, she learned from her previous failed attempt to follow him and deliberately put her hair up in a bun and wore a black wig.

To avoid being recognized by Lin Yuan, he even wore large sunglasses that completely covered his face.

Her entire style of dressing has transformed from that of a cute and sweet girl to that of a fashionista.

And she did all this for one purpose only—to collect all of Lin Yuan's preferences!

From today onwards, the things Lin Yuan likes to eat will be the things she likes to eat.

The movies Lin Yuan likes to watch are the movies she loves to watch.

The game Lin Yuan likes is the same game she likes.

The cup that Lin Yuan likes is...

"Damn it! It's all that slut's fault, she led me astray!"

Tang Feixue quickly shook her head, secretly observing Lin Yuan.

"Ah~"

At a table a few tables away from Tang Feixue, Zhang Xiaobai yawned as he brought over breakfast:

"Hey Lin Yuan, are you alright? Why are you making us run instead of getting up at 8 AM..."

"Didn't you guys say you wanted to be in a relationship? I'm giving you guys special training."

Lin Yuan said nonchalantly, "Don't you know that girls these days all like athletic types?"

"Hehe." Old Wang, who was exhausted to the point of collapse, lay sprawled on the table, writhing in agony.

His short-sleeved shirt, covered in hentai anime patterns, was soaked with sweat.

For a homebody like me, a 10-kilometer jog is still too difficult.

"But Lin Yuan, when did you become so good at it?" Zhang Xiaobai sat down and looked at Lin Yuan with a puzzled expression.

This morning, while jogging, he and Lao Wang were almost exhausted.

But Lin Yuan actually ran at full speed for an hour.

Although I didn't calculate it precisely, I would conservatively estimate that I must have run more than 20 kilometers.

Is this level of physical fitness and speed really something a college student can achieve?

And those muscles, how come I never noticed them before?

"Actually, I'm a cheater."

Lin Yuan said nonchalantly.

"Hehe, I think you should hurry up and uninstall Tomato Novel."

Zhang Xiaobai's smile was forced and insincere.

These days, nobody believes the truth anymore... Lin Yuan shook his head and put the sun protection clothing on the chair next to him.

He ran for an hour and sweated quite a bit.

But as soon as he put down the clothes, he heard a "hissing" sound.

"What the hell is going on?"

Lin Yuan looked in the direction of the sound and saw a group of female college students wearing yoga pants staring intently at him, drinking milk and licking their lips.

Several are already eager to try and are ready to ask for Fetion.

Fortunately, they divided the spoils among themselves, so if one of them tried to go up, the other would hold her back, preventing her from moving.

"Uh..." Lin Yuan felt a chill run down his spine and quickly put his sun-protective clothing back on.

Boys should take good care of themselves when they are out.

But when he turned his head, he saw Zhang Xiaobai and Lao Wang looking at him with resentment on their faces, their whole bodies radiating a deathly aura of jealousy.

Lin Yuan: ...

"Ahem." Lin Yuan coughed twice, reached for his breakfast, but frowned:

"No way, eating a hamburger first thing in the morning is way too greasy!"

Before Zhang Xiaobai could speak, Lao Wang picked up a hamburger, a hint of loneliness creeping into his eyes.

"Why are the hamburgers in the cafeteria so small now...?"

"Do you have one?" Lin Yuan picked one up, tore open the packaging, and took a bite.

"Hmm." Old Wang nodded: "The size and patty of the cafeteria hamburger already met my requirements."

"If I had never met the Whopper Master of Burger King..."

Lin Yuan: ?

"Every bite of Mr. Hamburger in the cafeteria is a bittersweet happiness..." Old Wang shifted his body, blushing as he said:

"But after I tried Burger King's triple Whopper, everything changed."

Lin Yuan: ? ?

"My Lord, when you first presented your magnificent meat pie to me, I didn't notice anything different, except that the meat pie was a bit bigger."

As Old Wang spoke, a hint of humiliation flashed in his eyes: "But when I completely peeled open the hamburger wrapper and brought the patty to my mouth..."

"I then realized that this was a hamburger that could barely fit a tiny bit even with my jaw fully open..."

Lin Yuan: ? ? ?

Are you fucking talking about a hamburger?

Did you somehow become a minotaur-like female master just by eating breakfast?

Lin Yuan's lips twitched, and he immediately wanted to spit out the hamburger in his mouth.

But just then...

[You have ingested contaminated food (deep-fried beef carcasses). Your superpower, Black Sun Flame, has been activated, increasing your physical attributes by 10%.]

Lin Yuan: ? ? ?

As he savored the cafeteria hamburger in his mouth, he stared in shock at her delicate body half-exposed inside the wrapper, finding it all hard to believe.

So, the path to salvation lies within this?

The polluted things I crave are so readily available?

Lin Yuan quickly picked up the cola and fries.

[You have ingested the contaminated substance (evil black water). Your supernatural ability, Black Sun Flame, has been activated. Your physical attributes have increased by 2%.]

[You have consumed contaminated food (a dead potato). Your superpower, Black Sun Flame, has been activated, increasing your physical attributes by 3%.]

"Wow... In other words, all items that are harmful to the human body will be classified as pollutants."

"And junk food will be judged by the system as harmful to the human body?"

Lin Yuan understood, but felt that this system was really uncultured.

How can junk food be harmful?

As long as you control your intake, hamburgers can be a good weight-loss meal!

He knows a content creator who eats hamburgers every day to lose weight, and while eating, he keeps turning to the left, saying something about L-carnitine fat reduction.

"But, if that's the case..."

Lin Yuan silently stood up and walked towards the cafeteria window.

"Hmm? You don't like the taste? Well, you're a fitness enthusiast, so it's normal if you don't like this."

Zhang Xiaobai said.

But the next second, Lin Yuan carried a tray and brought over all the junk food from the cafeteria, including hamburgers, fries, fried chicken, and cola.

Zhang Xiaobai: ¿

No, didn't you just say these things are greasy?

Lin Yuan, however, had already begun to enjoy his meal.

A bite of hamburger, a bite of fries, a bite of fried chicken, a bite of fries, a bite of popcorn chicken, a bite of fries, a sip of cola, a bite of fries...

He doesn't dare to eat much of these foods on ordinary days.

After all, he has a tendency to gain weight easily; he gains weight even from drinking cold water.

But now, there's absolutely no need to worry!

He didn't mean to eat the double beef burger!

He did all of this to become stronger, and to rewrite human history!

I really tried my best!

As Lin Yuan thought about it, tears of humiliation streamed down his face.

[You have consumed the contaminated substance (a dead potato). Your superpower, Black Sun Flame, has been activated. Your physical attributes increase by 3%, 4%, 5%, 3%...]

[You have ingested the contaminated substance (evil black water). Your supernatural ability, Black Sun Flame, has been activated. Your physical attributes have increased by 2%, 3%, 7%...]

Enjoying the delicious food while feeling his body grow stronger, Lin Yuan felt extremely happy and ate faster and faster, wolfing down his food.

"No, eat slower! Watch your table manners!"

Seeing how fast he was eating, Old Wang quickly advised him against it.

He wasn't worried about Lin Yuan choking to death.

The main thing is that he and Zhang Xiaobai are still here.

By doing this, Lin Yuan is not only damaging their image as well.

Thinking this, he quickly looked at Zhang Xiaobai, but his pupils suddenly contracted.

But then, Zhang Xiaobai crossed his legs, elegantly holding his coffee, savoring it like an old European aristocrat.

Seeing Lao Wang looking at him, Zhang Xiaobai smiled elegantly.

Geek!

In an instant, Old Wang understood!

Zhang Xiaobai wanted to use Lin Yuan's eating habits to highlight her own elegance!

He's planning to become the girlfriend of the girls by stepping over Lin Yuan's dead body!

Old Wang understood that this golden opportunity should not be wasted.

So, he reluctantly gave up the chance to mend his relationship with Mr. Hamburger in the cafeteria, and, like Zhang Xiaobai, elegantly crossed his legs and drank soy milk.

And in their ears came the familiar voices of the group of people in yoga pants.

"Wow, this guy is so handsome!"

Hahaha, the tactics worked as expected! Lin Yuan, Lin Yuan, let me and Xiao Bai climb to the top by stepping on you!

"Yes, yes, you eat so fast, wolfing it down, so cute~"

Ok?

"Oh dear, he only ordered Coke, not milk. I really want to feed him milk~"

Uh-huh?

"What are those two guys at the desk doing? Could you move aside a bit? They're blocking my view of my brother!"

hmmmm?

"Ugh, even drinking coffee is so pretentious. Ugly people always act weird! It's disgusting. I can't take it anymore, I'm going to post this on the white wall and call it a joke. It's so disgusting it hurts my eyes."

Zhang Xiaobai: ...

Old Wang: ……

They maintained their elegant posture, sipping their soy milk and coffee.

But tears, uncontrollably, streamed down my face.

Damn it, can't this modeling monster just die already?!

…………

In a corner where no one noticed,

Tang Feixue stared at Lin Yuan, who was wolfing down his food and sobbing, her eyes behind her sunglasses flashing.

"Are you trying to attract attention in the cafeteria first thing in the morning? Just like in the library..."

"Lin Yuan, you really do have severe repressed emotions."

"But it's okay, Mom will definitely heal you!"