Sister, can I be the scabbard too?
Chapter 32 Lolita Mom
Lin Yuan emerged from the smoking fish tank, startling Tang Feixue.
She took a half step back, and her 36D breasts made a slapping sound.
"You, you're not dead?"
"You're crazy." Lin Yuan glanced at her, muttered, and was about to crawl back into the coffin.
"Hey, hey, don't go!"
Tang Feixue panicked when she saw him like this.
How can a mother sit idly by and watch her child commit suicide in front of her?
She was extremely anxious and quickly reached out to grab Lin Yuan.
Don't worry, Yuan'er, no matter how hard life is, no matter how much pressure you are under, Mom will never give up on you!
next second.
Tang Feixue felt another intense feeling of weightlessness.
Oh no, why am I flying again?
Wait, why did I say "again"?
Haw!
Lin Yuan lay half-reclined in the coffin and, in an extremely contorted position, threw Tang Feixue over his shoulder to the ground.
Lin Yuan: ...
Tang Feixue: ...
Lin Yuan: ...
Tang Feixue: ...
Lin Yuan: "If I said I didn't do it on purpose this time, would you believe me?"
Tang Feixue: "I...*********!"
That's fucking insane!
Why did I get thrown to the ground again?
Is this some kind of cutscene that's guaranteed to trigger?
Every time I meet him, I have to be thrown over his shoulder once?
Damn it, damn it!
I was just trying to be nice to this guy, worried that something might happen to him, but all I got in return was being thrown over his shoulder again and again.
This day...
I can't live like this anymore!
Tang Feixue grew angrier and angrier, and felt more and more aggrieved. The more aggrieved she felt, the more her butt hurt. The more it hurt, the angrier she became, and the more aggrieved she felt, the more her butt hurt...
After doing this for a while, the perpetual motion princess struggled to her feet, turned away with a pitiful expression, and left.
"Since you hate me so much, I... I won't come anymore..."
As she spoke, tears welled up in her eyes.
"Hey, hey, don't go!"
Having no other choice, Lin Yuan climbed out of the coffin and gave chase.
It's not that I care that much about Tang Feixue.
He was also quite helpless.
He can't turn off this passive, 100% over-the-shoulder throw.
Even if Tang Feixue has thick buttocks, she can't withstand being thrown back and forth like this, right?
Lin Yuan isn't Zhang Xiaobai; he would never do something like throwing someone to their death and then refusing to take responsibility.
He quickly caught up with Tang Feixue and grabbed her wrist: "Are you alright?"
Tang Feixue paused, "No, it's nothing..."
"What do you mean it's nothing?" Lin Yuan frowned. "Look at you, your butt's all swollen."
"Who, who's swollen!" Tang Feixue angrily wiped away her tears, "I, I've always been this size."
"Hmm?" Lin Yuan was filled with respect.
"(눈‸눈)" Tang Feixue felt even more aggrieved, shook off Lin Yuan's hand, and was about to leave.
"Hey, hey, don't go! I really didn't mean to!" Lin Yuan quickly chased after him.
"Didn't I tell you? I've practiced the Flash Strike, you know what ninjutsu is, right?"
"Lin, Lin Yuan, you, you don't need to make up excuses to lie to me!" Tang Feixue thought for a moment, then turned around, pouting aggrievedly.
"If you hate me, just say so. I, I, I..."
"I really don't hate you, why won't you believe me... Wait a minute." As Lin Yuan spoke, he suddenly realized something, and his eyes sharpened instantly:
"Tang Feixue, what are you doing here?"
"Ugh!" Tang Feixue was suddenly stunned, and her aggrieved expression came to an abrupt end.
Offense and defense can change in an instant!
"This is the back hill of the school. Nobody comes here normally. You're not telling me you came here for a walk, are you?" Lin Yuan squinted his eyes.
"Heh, heh heh, you, you're so smart, Lin Yuan. I just came here for a walk." Tang Feixue was sweating profusely.
"Oh? Really?" Lin Yuan moved closer to her. "You're not following me, are you?"
"Heh, heh heh, I'm not some kind of train stalker, why would I follow you? You're overthinking it." Tang Feixue was sweating even more profusely.
"Really...?" Lin Yuan took a step back, then immediately pointed to the sky: "Look, a UFO!"
"Ah!" Tang Feixue covered her butt without thinking!
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Lin Yuan snatched the notebook from her hand.
Tang Feixue: ...
Lin Yuan: ...
"Your reaction means you weren't fooled, right?" Lin Yuan's lips twitched. "But why were you covering your butt?"
"I... I thought you were trying to mislead me, that you were going to smash me again." Tang Feixue pleaded pitifully, "Let's not talk about that anymore, you... you give me back my notebook!"
"You treasure this notebook so much, what's written in it?" Lin Yuan raised his hand and held the notebook up high.
"Oh, no, it's nothing, just some trivial things in life. Give it back, give it back!"
Tang Feixue reached out to grab the laptop, but because of the significant height difference, she couldn't manage to grab it.
She jumped around anxiously, her 36D breasts bouncing and slapping in front of Lin Yuan.
"Some everyday chores?"
Lin Yuan simply couldn't believe that such a simple thing would elicit such a strong reaction from this divine being.
He thought for a moment and was about to open the notebook.
As his finger drew closer to the notebook, Tang Feixue's expression gradually became distorted.
No, you can't open it! You can't open it!
If, if Lin Yuan sees what's inside...
That was Tang Feixue's death note all her own!
It was the kind of terrifying power that could instantly kill her, directly destroying her!
next second.
Lin Yuan stopped and handed the notebook back.
"Huh? You, aren't you going to open it?" Tang Feixue stared at him blankly.
"It's very impolite to go through other people's things." Lin Yuan shook his head and asked curiously, "Why do you look so disappointed? Did you really want me to look through them?"
"No, no!"
Tang Feixue quickly snatched the notebook away, then hugged it tightly and wouldn't let go.
"Alright, tell me, why are you following me?" Lin Yuan looked down at her.
"Huh? You haven't forgotten the previous topic?" Tang Feixue was shocked.
Lin Yuan didn't speak, but looked at her with the kind of loving gaze one would give someone with intellectual disabilities.
"Ahem, okay then, I admit it." Tang Feixue awkwardly tossed her hair.
"I am indeed following you."
"I'm so powerful, really? So you really are that kind of seemingly innocent and quiet girl who's actually a top-tier mature woman with a mind full of stalking and hunting on trains? And I'm the prey you chose? Wait, you're not planning on using a small horse to pull a big cart, are you?"
Lin Yuan immediately clutched his chest: "Let me tell you, don't come any closer! I'm an entertainer, not a prostitute!"
Tang Feixue: "???"
No, is this really a long and complex sentence that a human being could utter?
Also, the "stepmother pulling the cart" story clearly refers to the little boy and the older sister, so how could the two of them be included...?
As she spoke, she seemed to lose confidence.
In terms of size, she was indeed much smaller than Lin Yuan.
Lin Yuan is 1.87 meters tall and his whole body is muscular.
Although she is 1.6 meters tall and has a slender figure, she can be considered a mature and sophisticated woman if she dresses up and wears high heels.
But standing next to him, she still looks like a little girl.
But this is not the point.
The key point is that her goal is to become Lin Yuan's mother.
If we think about it from this perspective...
Is it possible that Luo's mother cannot be a big (?)?
Wait, what am I thinking?
You wicked Bao Dou, you've led me astray!
Tang Feixue was so confused she was about to explode. She quickly shook her head, took out a red string from her bosom, and handed it to Lin Yuan.
"I was following you because I wanted to give you this!"
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