Sister, can I be the scabbard too?

Watching the SUV drive away, Tang Feixue stood there, stunned.

Ever since witnessing Lin Yuan eat 30 hamburgers in one sitting and smoke a whole sack of cigarettes in a day, Tang Feixue has been deeply reflecting on herself.

She's Lin Yuan's mother!

How can we just stand by and watch our child develop into a frivolous, rebellious teenager?

So she decided to use this summer vacation to show her maternal love to Lin Yuan.

As the saying goes, to soothe a child's heart, you must first soothe the child's ( ).

The word "stomach" is written in parentheses. Anyone who has any impure thoughts should go stand in the corner and reflect on their actions.

In short, she went to the market early in the morning to buy groceries, preparing to cook a loving lunch for Lin Yuan.

By the way, invite him over to cook at my house.

But I never expected it, I never expected it, I never expected it...

Tang Feixue clenched her fists tighter and tighter, then suddenly raised her head, her eyes already swollen from crying.

Waaaaah, her dearest Yuan'er, was snatched away by her little sister!!!

"Damn it, sister! What she said that day, could it be true?"

"Does she really want Lin Yuan?"

"No, this absolutely won't do! If this continues, our relationship will descend into a forbidden abyss!"

Thinking of this, Tang Feixue quickened her pace and walked towards Old Wang and Zhang Xiaobai from EMO by the roadside.

"Lin Yuan, I'll stab you to death, stab you to death, stab you to death."

"Lin Yuan, I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you."

Old Wang and Zhang Xiaobai squatted by the roadside, utterly dejected, radiating endless resentment.

Tang Feixue trembled slightly upon seeing this, but still forced herself to ask:

"Excuse me, do you know where Lin Yuan went?"

"what?"

Zhang Xiaobai and Lao Wang stiffly turned their heads, and after seeing that the person who came was Tang Feixue, they looked at each other and their faces showed the smiles of Gintama.

They probably, maybe, definitely found an opportunity to make things difficult for Lin Yuan!

So, the two of them said in unison:

"Oh, it's Tang. Boss Lin Yuan and your sister went on a date~"

Tang Feixue: ...

"Uh, I know," Tang Feixue scratched her head. "What I meant was, where did they go on their date?"

"No, you can accept this? Aren't you angry?" Old Wang's face turned green, but he sneered, "Hmph, anyway, I absolutely will not—Ouch, what are you doing! Waaah~"

Before he could finish speaking, Zhang Xiaobai shoved a finger into his throat, causing his eyes to roll back in his head.

"Ahem, Tang, Lin Yuan and your sister went to the zoo to see the Komodo dragons."

Zhang Xiaobai said with a smile.

"Oh, oh, thank you, thank you so much."

Tang Feixue was puzzled, but after thanking him, she quickly slipped away.

After all, time was of the essence, and she would never lose to her younger sister!

Only after her figure had completely disappeared did Zhang Xiaobai stop his fierce attack on Lao Wang's throat.

"That bastard! After getting my sister, the older sister isn't even angry! I hate it, I hate it so much!"

Zhang Xiaobai clenched his fists, his face full of humiliation.

"Why did you gouge my throat out of your mouth? Ugh~"

Old Wang glared angrily.

"Ha, foolish Earthlings!" Zhang Xiaobai sneered. "Didn't you ever think about why Tang Feixue went to find Lin Yuan?"

"Huh? Why?" Old Wang scratched his head.

"Wait, what have you been doing all these years as an anime fan?" Zhang Xiaobai frowned. "Haven't you watched School Days?"

"No." Old Wang shook his head quickly: "That's stuff for veterans. We new generation players are all into games like Rising Tide and Genshin Impact. Watching that kind of stuff would wipe out our contribution points."

"You fucking..." Zhang Xiaobai laughed angrily: "In short, the real world isn't a second-hand place, no woman would be willing to share her boyfriend with someone else."

"Therefore, once Tang Feixue sees Lin Yuan and Tang Ling'er, she will trigger an epic hellish dungeon—the Shura Field!"

"This is a situation where, if not handled properly, we could be hacked to pieces! Hahaha, hahahaha!!!"

Zhang Xiaobai stood with his hands behind his back: "Boss Lin Yuan, I can't wait to see you writhing in the midst of this carnage!"

"I will do everything in my power to help you rekindle your bond with us, the bond with Ikkyu-ni!"

"The first rays of dawn, truly the first rays of dawn!" Old Wang couldn't help but give Zhang Xiaobai a thumbs up.

As expected, in terms of initial skill level, Lin Yuan is still far inferior to Xiao Bai!

But as he was thinking, Old Wang suddenly burst into tears.

"Huh? Why are you crying?" Zhang Xiaobai asked, puzzled.

"I... I just feel that Lin Yuan has two girls who like him, while we two not only can't find girlfriends, but we also enjoy making him miserable... We're like rats in the sewers."

Old Wang said, crying.

Zhang Xiaobai was completely stunned after hearing this.

Then he squatted down and cried in humiliation along with Old Wang.

.........

Suzhou Zoo.

"Achoo, achoo, why do I keep sneezing?"

Lin Yuan got out of the SUV and sneezed several times.

It's summer vacation now.

Suzhou Zoo is a famous 5A-level scenic spot, so it was packed with people queuing up at the zoo entrance.

"Tang, shall I go buy the tickets?"

Lin Yuan thought for a moment and looked at Tang Ling'er beside him.

To be honest, Tang Ling'er's looks are truly outrageous.

Standing at 1.75 meters tall, with a delicate mixed-race face and long, straight, beautiful legs, she looks like a supermodel when she stands there.

This attracted frequent glances from tourists at the zoo entrance, who then looked at Lin Yuan with envy.

"No need," Tang Ling'er shook her head.

Lin Yuan was about to say that he could handle the ticket-buying matter; they were friends, and there was no need for Tang Ling'er to do everything.

But the next second, a shuttle bus stopped beside the two of them.

Immediately afterwards, a middle-aged man in a suit and tie with a name tag pinned to his chest got out of the car and jogged towards the two of them.

With his extraordinary physical abilities, Lin Yuan immediately noticed that the name tag read "General Manager of Suzhou Zoo".

Moreover, even though they were quite far apart, Lin Yuan could hear the "Little Tune of Progress" playing in his ears.

"..." Lin Yuan's lips twitched twice: "You, you don't happen to have some kind of relationship with the manager of this zoo, do you?"

Tang Ling'er shook her head: "No, not at all."

Lin Yuan breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, that's good."

Tang Ling'er continued, "I just didn't want you to queue to get into the park today, so I bought this place last night."

After saying that, she looked at Lin Yuan and stuck out her tongue mischievously: "After all, this is my first date with Brother Lin Yuan~"

Lin Yuan: ...

God the hell bought it.

Do you listen to what people say?

Damn, who exactly is the superhuman?

At that moment, Lin Yuan felt as if he had met Batman.

After all, Uncle Wayne's superpower is "being rich".

And also, older brother and stuff...

Disgusting~

……

Soon, Lin Yuan and Tang Ling'er entered the park through a special passage.

But what Lin Yuan didn't notice was...

A group of mysterious people dressed in black cloaks embroidered with tentacles and dragon patterns, who looked like they belonged to some kind of cult, also came to the vicinity of the zoo.

Among this group of believers were several old acquaintances of Lin Yuan.

That is, the five-person group on electric bikes with yellow, red, blue, pink, and green "punk" style.

However, these five people now all had blank stares, as if their souls had been ripped out...