Genshin Impact: Watch me turn the tables and kill my servants at the start!

Yae no Miko (undressing and looking pitiful): Understood—

Fanes (throwing a rag at me): Go wash the dishes for me!

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Fanes watched as Ray finished the last plate of vegetables with sauce.

The dish was originally piled up like a small mountain, with lush green vegetables and a golden sauce, looking like enough for at least three people.

Lei Dianying didn't stop eating from the first bite. The speed wasn't fast, but it was continuous. He chewed each bite seriously and with satisfaction. His cheeks bulged out and then flattened out, like a feeding machine with a pre-programmed schedule.

As Fañes sat opposite, his initial thought of "she can probably eat half" changed to "she can probably eat a third" and then to "she seems like she can really finish it." In the end, only a dozen or so empty plates and a little bit of soup left at the bottom of the bowls remained on the table.

Lei Yingdian put down his chopsticks after swallowing the last leaf of vegetable. He leaned back on the soft cushion behind him, his posture lacking any of the general's majesty, more like a well-fed cat sunbathing on its belly.

Her purple eyes were half-closed as she gazed at the ceiling. One hand rested on her slightly protruding belly, gently rubbing it. A satisfied, indistinct sigh escaped her throat, a low sound that seemed to rise directly from her stomach, carrying a sense of contentment that said, "I can eat more, but I'll stop here for today."

Fanes glanced at the row of empty plates in front of him, then at Lei Yingdian lying on the ground rubbing his stomach, and turned to look at Yae no Miko, who was squatting on the edge of the table.

A pink fox had its head buried between its front paws, its ears drooping at two soft angles, and the whole fox was curled up as if pretending it wasn't there.

Fanes asked, his tone revealing genuine confusion, "Don't you usually feed her?"

Yae no Miko did not look up. Her ears twitched slightly, her tail curled up beside her body without moving, and the fox maintained that "I do not exist" posture for about three seconds before answering him with a very soft and short whimper.

The translation is roughly one word: Hmm.

Fanes looked at Ray's satiated face and slightly protruding belly, then turned his gaze back to Yae no Miko: "You really haven't neglected to feed her, have you? Look how hungry she is! That table of food would take a normal person three days to finish, and she devoured it all in one meal."

Yae no Miko finally raised her head. She jumped down from the edge of the table and landed lightly next to Lei Yingdian, squatted down next to her abdomen, looked down at the bulging curve, and then tentatively pressed it with her front paw.

Lei made a "uh" sound as he was pressed down, without opening his eyes, and just mumbled, "God, stop messing around... I'm going to vomit my dinner."

Yae no Miko retracted her claws and squatted down next to Lei Yingdian, watching her stuffed appearance in silence for a while, before slowly sweeping the tip of her tail on the ground twice.

Fanes sat in the chair opposite, legs crossed, watching this scene. Just as he was about to say something, he suddenly noticed a faint pink light flashing on Yae no Miko's body.

The light was soft, seeping from the depths of her fluffy fur, like moonlight broken up and scattered on a velvet blanket. The light spread slowly but steadily, from the tip of her tail all the way to the tips of her ears, and then the outline of the entire fox began to stretch, expand, and reshape in the light.

The pink fur faded, turning into light-colored fabric; the pointed ears reverted to human ear shape; and the tail tucked behind and disappeared. Three seconds later, the fox crouching beside Lei Yingdian had transformed into Yae no Miko, dressed in light-colored casual clothes.

Yae no Miko looked down at her hands and feet, which had returned to human form, moved her fingers and wrists, and then let out a long breath.

Fanes sat opposite her and watched her complete the entire transformation process until the light completely faded.

It has to be admitted that Thor is different. If an ordinary person were pressed down on the stomach by a fox and suddenly transformed back into human form, they would be able to vomit up their leftover rice.

Lei Yingdian only frowned slightly, rubbed the area on his abdomen that had been pressed, turned over and lay on his side to continue rubbing, without even opening his eyes the whole time.

Fanes looked at Yae no Miko, who had regained her human form, and raised an eyebrow: "It seems she has regained her human form."

Yae no Miko stood up from the ground, straightened her slightly wrinkled clothes, tilted her head and glanced at Fanes, a cunning smile slowly appearing on her lips that Fanes had seen several times on different occasions.

Yae no Miko took half a step forward and knelt down in front of Fanes, her gaze level with his. Her voice was deliberately softened, carrying a hint of provocation: "What do you want?"

Fañez looked at the face that was so close to his, and felt the lingering aroma of her breath carrying a hint of oil from the food. He leaned back in his chair and said, "You should know that."

Yae no Miko's smile grew even brighter. She reached out and placed her hand on the edge of the table in front of Fanes, tilting her head slightly.

"I didn't expect someone so young to have so many thoughts on their mind. I'll reluctantly agree..."

As he spoke, Yae no Miko raised his hand as if to untie the tie on his collar. The movement was slow and exaggerated, and the mockery in his eyes was many times stronger than his true intention.

Fanes didn't wait for her to finish her performance. He scooped a wet rag from the basin next to him and swiftly and precisely threw it at Yae no Miko's face.

"Go wash the dishes for me."

Yae no Miko looked down at the wet rag in her hand, water still dripping down onto her clothes, leaving a small, dark stain.

He looked up at Fanes, the sly smile still lingering on his face, but it froze for a moment: "...You want me to wash the dishes?"

"Otherwise what?"

Fanes leaned back in his chair, his hands clasped behind his head. "You're my pet now, and you will be for the next ten years, during the day. Pets should do what pets are supposed to do: cook, wash dishes, clean. That's perfectly reasonable."

Yae no Miko squatted there silently for about two seconds, clutching the rag, then suddenly stood up and slammed the rag on the table: "I'm so angry!"

Fanes pointed to the dishes on the table: "Hold on. I'm the master now. You're under my control for the twelve hours during the day, so you just have to bear with it. The twelve hours at night aren't under my control, but you still have to be available whenever I call!"

Yae no Miko's chest heaved twice, her purplish-pink eyes staring at him for several seconds before she finally grabbed a dishcloth and turned to walk towards the sink by the stove. When she turned on the tap, she used noticeably more force than usual, the water splashing loudly against the dishes.

She stood there with her back to Fanes and began washing the dishes. Her movements were not rough and were even quite neat, but Fanes could see that the few strands of hair sticking up on the back of her head were exuding an aura of "I'll endure it."

Lei was still lying on his side on the ground, his hand on his abdomen, his breathing had become even and long, it was hard to tell whether he was asleep or digesting the meal in a half-awake state.

Fanes stood up and walked to the stove. He leaned against the cabinet and watched Yae no Miko wash the dishes. He didn't say anything, but just quietly watched her wash the dishes one by one, dry them, and put them back on the shelf.

After finishing the last task, he wrung out the rag and hung it back on the hook next to the faucet. He turned to face Fanes, wiped his hands on his apron, and his face returned to its usual calm and slightly smiling state.

Although Fanes noticed that she used a little more force than usual when wiping her hands, her tone had calmed down when she spoke: "Is there anything else you need, Master?"

Fanes thought for a moment, then reached into his pocket, pulled out the prototype, and glanced at the time: "That's all for now. Don't you have some free time tonight? Go ahead and do your thing. I'll be back tomorrow morning, just don't be late."

After saying that, Fanes put away his phone, turned around, and walked towards the kitchen door. He took a couple of steps, then stopped and looked back at her, his tone casual, as if to say, "Oh, by the way, don't make anything spicy tomorrow. I really don't want to eat it."

Yae no Miko stood by the sink, watching Fanes's figure disappear into the twilight at the end of the corridor. Then she glanced at Lei Yingdian, who was now fast asleep on the floor, and looked down at the wrung-out rag in her hand.

Yae no Miko: When will this ever end!