Accidentally entered a high gate
Chapter 262 This kid is really cunning
"I can't tell you that. Just know that I'm not crazy, I haven't been stimulated, I'm not possessed, and I'm not trying to challenge myself."
Roommates: "..." If you don't tell us, we can only suspect that you've gone crazy, suffered a shock, or are possessed!
In the evening, Qi Chengyao went to the library to study after dinner.
His roommates followed him, and after confirming that he had entered the library, they went back to their dorm for a meeting.
The next day at noon, Qi Chengyao finished his lunch and prepared to go to the classroom to study. But just as he was about to turn towards the teaching building, he was stopped by his two roommates.
Roommate A: "Are you thinking of studying again?"
Roommate B: "You'll wear yourself out doing this."
Roommate A: "You need to rest."
Roommate B: "Yes!"
Qi Chengyao: "..." Fine. I can read books back in the dorm.
result……
As soon as Qi Chengyao returned to the dormitory, his dormitory head closed the door.
Qi Chengyao was about to ask why he closed the door when he saw one of his roommates on the upper bunk carrying a basin and splashing water at him...
Qi Chengyao: "..." Could there be black dog blood in the basin?
Qi Chengyao tried to dodge, but it was too late.
shuh...
Snapped……
Qi Chengyao was instantly covered in blood!
Qi Chengyao: "..." He just wanted to learn what it takes to be both a father and a mother in advance, and to adapt to the rhythm of life where he could manage the household affairs and do his job well. Why did he have to get splashed?
Qi Chengyao wiped his face and glared at his roommates, saying, "Are you college students? Or ignorant country bumpkins? All I did was work a little harder! And you're throwing dog blood at me! You...you're really something!"
The dorm leader was relieved to see he wasn't afraid. "This is chicken blood, not dog blood."
Roommate A: "Getting melodramatic stuff done isn't easy."
Roommate B: "Yeah."
Qi Chengyao glared at them again. "They say chicken blood isn't as good as dog blood, why don't you guys get another bowl of dog blood and try it?"
Dorm leader: "There's such a saying?"
Roommate C: "I don't know."
Roommate Ding: "I don't know either."
Roommate Wu: "Should we get a bowl of dog blood?"
Qi Chengyao: "..."
Qi Chengyao wanted to throw a few basins of black dog blood back at them! "I think you're the ones who've gone mad! Who's going to wash my clothes? Who's going to wash my hair?"
Dorm leader: "You don't need to wash your clothes. We chipped in and bought you a new set. As for your hair? We're clumsy..."
Qi Chengyao glared at them. "Aren't you afraid I'll report you to the school leaders!"
Dorm leader: "We've all lived in the same dorm as you for a semester. Just be a little proud of yourself."
Roommate A: "Yeah."
Roommate B: "Go wash up quickly."
Roommate C: "There's hot water in the bathroom."
Qi Chengyao glared at them again before going to wash up.
After washing up and changing his clothes, Qi Chengyao began writing a letter to Wanwan.
Seven days later, Wanwan received a letter from Qi Chengyao.
Wanwan thought Qi Chengyao was going to say something about missing her, but Qi Chengyao said that his roommates splashed him with chicken blood.
Wanwan watched and laughed.
Wanwan only started replying to him after she had finished laughing.
Eight days later, Qi Chengyao received a letter from Wanwan.
Qi Chengyao was very happy.
Qi Chengyao found a secluded spot before opening the letter.
Qi Chengyao had just opened the letter when he saw a string of "hahaha"s.
Qi Chengyao's lips curled up.
In the evening, Qi Chengyao's roommates chatted for a while after washing up before getting ready for bed.
As soon as they turned off the lights, Qi Chengyao said, "Did you get that chicken blood you used to splash me with last time from our school cafeteria or the market?"
Roommate A: "From the vegetable market."
Roommate B: "We told the people at the market that we wanted to do research."
"You guys are pretty good at making excuses. My friend told me that only rooster comb blood, that is, blood taken from the rooster's comb, is effective. And it's best to take blood from the comb of a rooster that is over three years old. Is the blood you're using rooster blood? Is it taken from the comb?"
Roommates: "..." Is that even a saying?
"Did you just grab some chicken blood and come back?"
Roommates: "..." Yes.
"I suggest you try getting some rooster comb blood."
Roommates: "..." Do you want to go through this again?
"The blood you guys used last time was useless. If you don't bring me something useful, do you dare share a dorm room with me? Aren't you afraid I'll...?"
Qi Chengyao yawned. "I'm sleepy. You guys should go to bed early too. Sweet dreams."
Roommates: "..." This kid's too wicked! "Brothers! Beat him up!"
"Hahahaha... Aren't you afraid that I'm just saying this to make you believe me more?"
Dorm leader: "Don't be afraid! Brothers, let's go!"
Other roommates: "Okay!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Before Qi Chengyao could finish laughing, and before the dorm leader and the others could rush to his bedside, the dormitory management staff arrived. "What time is it? Why aren't you asleep? Do you want to get scolded?"
The dorm leader and the others: "..." This kid is really cunning! This kid must have been laughing so loudly on purpose!
After the dorm leader chased the administrator away, he said, "I'll settle the score with you tomorrow," and then went to sleep.
On the other side, Ma Lifeng returned after finishing his work and, seeing that Zheng Chunfang was still awake, said, "Didn't I tell Haifeng to tell you not to wait for me?"
Zheng Chunfang took a small card out of her pocket and placed it on the coffee table. "I won a big prize while shopping today. Don't you think I'm incredibly lucky?"
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