Are you really trying to cultivate immortality? Something feels off.

Xie Weixing bit him twice and then let go.

Tan Suiting was bitten, and a faint red mark appeared on his pale skin from the teeth marks. His eyes were somewhat dazed.

Seeing this, Xie Weixing was captivated and her heart pounded. She hooked her arms around his neck, wanting to take another bite.

Tan Suiting raised his hand to block, then pressed his palm against Xie Kunkun's mouth, forcefully turning his face to the side: "Xie Kunkun, what are you doing?"

"Can't I even take a bite?" Xie Weixing raised an eyebrow. "Hurry up."

Tan Suiting was filled with shame and indignation, and his words were all jumbled up: "I was... you were... you made me angry so I bit you. I didn't make you angry, so why did you bite my face? You can't just bite like that."

"Why so many rules? I can bite if I want to," Xie Weixing said, grabbing his collar and narrowing his eyes slightly. "I told you to let go, are you disobeying your senior brother?"

"I'll listen to you, but you can't bully me like that," Tan Suiting said, refusing to let go, determined to protect her cheek. "You can't do that!"

This is punishment for a young dragon cub who has made a mistake. He is now twenty-four years old and cannot be punished like this anymore.

Besides, he didn't do anything wrong at all.

"I'm so angry, so angry right now," Xie Weixing feigned annoyance. "I have to bite this little dragon's face to feel better, otherwise I won't let this little dragon sleep next to me tonight, you believe me?"

Tan Suiting's eyes widened, his tone fluctuating wildly, his voice hoarse from being bullied: "Xie Weixing, how could you do this?"

"That's just how I am, so what?" Xie Weixing suppressed a laugh, pressing him like a bully, determined to bite him. "If you dare come looking for me, I'll tell Senior Sister that you're climbing into someone's bed in the middle of the night instead of sleeping. You're not a good dragon."

"I'm never talking to you again!" Tan Suiting was truly enraged, forcefully releasing Xie Weixing's hand. "Go ahead and bite me, bite me to death! You're the worst bully, Xie Weixing, you have absolutely no sense of reason!"

He turned his face to the side, his thin lips pressed tightly together, and his brows furrowed.

Seeing that he had really angered him, Xie Weixing instantly slid to his knees, leaned in and kissed him: "I was wrong, Little Dragon Prince, I just wanted to be affectionate with you, I won't bite you anymore, please don't be angry?"

Tan Suiting shrugged.

"Come bite me, okay?" Xie Weixing kissed him several times. "Good little dragon, good little dragon, don't be angry with your senior brother anymore, okay?"

He often deliberately angered the dragon, and then went to coax it back, enjoying it immensely.

[Just like Xiao Yaozu in kindergarten, he likes someone and wants to make them cry, so cheeky!]

Is this paradise...? The riches are so sweet...

[Long Kun, listen to me, you two are a match made in heaven. You're destined to be birds flying wing to wing in the sky, and trees with intertwined branches on the ground. You're the perfect couple, and no one can separate you, okay?]

[Dad, you've got so much experience at coaxing my dad, can't we just stop being so difficult?]

[Please welcome Xie Weixing, the master of dragon handling, dragon taming, dragon teasing, dragon soothing, and dragon love!]

[There's not enough room for all these people]

"Your senior brother likes you the most. I bit you because you're cute, because you're so well-behaved," Xie Weixing said, his fingers tracing his cheek and gently pecking at his lips, inhaling the pleasant, cool scent of iris emanating from him. "Our rule as the Lions of the Azure Water is that we bite whoever we like, do you understand?"

Upon hearing this, Tan Suiting turned his head in confusion: "...When did this rule come about?"

Xie Weixing, without blushing or skipping a beat, said matter-of-factly, "It's always been there, I just remembered it now."

Anyway, Tan Suiting had only ever seen one lion. Oh, the one in the back mountain that couldn't talk yet was the second one.

Who can refute him?

The Azure Lion in the Spirit Sea remained silent for a moment: "Can you please not let me hear you using me to deceive people in the future? I'm so annoyed with you right now."

Xie Weixing smiled gently.

Hehe, haha.

I'll block you next time.

Tan Suiting was easily fooled after being coaxed a few times. He knew that Xie Weixing was probably just spouting nonsense to fool him, but he still accepted it gladly and bit Xie Weixing's cheek: "Senior brother, don't always bully me."

Xie Weixing was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing, his chest heaving, a broad smile spreading across his face.

"I'm innocent," Xie Weixing tilted his head slightly, deliberately bringing his cheek closer to him, his tone languid, his fingertips intertwined with his. "How could I dare to bully our Fenghua Sect's most powerful junior brother? I'm clearly just being affectionate towards you."

Tan Suiting's mind was slightly disturbed by what he said. He subconsciously looked away, his jaw slightly tense, but he couldn't bear to back away even a little bit.

He repeated in a low voice, with a hint of stubborn grievance: "You always bully me, making me warm your bed, boil water for you, bring you food, and even make me fold paper cranes for you using alchemical formulas during my senior uncle's class. When you found out, you said they were little snakes. You bully everyone, but you bully me the most."

"Yes, yes, it's all my fault," Xie Weixing admitted everything without offering any explanation. Instead, he raised his hand and gently cupped the back of Xie Weixing's neck, pulling him slightly closer. "Give me a kiss, senior brother. Look how wronged our Dragon Palace has been. Am I a bad person?"

[Where did this demon come from?]

[From now on, we don't need to call Shen Chunri the Little Witch anymore; the real Demon Orb has appeared.]

[Our little snake is just a diligent medicine practitioner who attends class regularly. No wonder she kept crying when she got home, saying someone was bullying her. Parents of Xie Weixing in the observation room, please give our little snake's mother an explanation.]

[Detected someone seeking revenge after causing trouble. Automatically switching to the identity of a filial daughter. Underworld rules: family members should not be implicated in wrongdoing. You know what I mean.]

[I burst out laughing, what the hell is this about not punishing family members?]

"Although my second senior brother said you'd be struck by lightning for doing this, and my senior sister said she'd break your legs if she saw you kick me off the bed again, I did all of this willingly because I like you," Tan Suiting said sullenly. "But in the future, could you please stop biting my face? That's something my father and mother only did when I did something wrong as a child, and they only bit me once."

Moreover, he didn't want to be treated like a young dragon anymore. He wanted to grow up quickly, be with his senior brother, and marry him as soon as possible.

Xie Weixing is used to bullying Long, and he's also very bold and unafraid of being taken advantage of, so he's now very adept at everything he does.

Tan Suiting was arrogant and aloof to outsiders, but in front of him he was a pushover, willing to be beaten and punished. Even when Xie Weixing was unhappy and suddenly took someone's food, he would sit quietly in place, blink, reach out and take all the meat from his own bowl, then get up and go to Feng Jilan for more food.

I never expected that just biting the other person twice would cause such a big upset.

"You've already bitten him, and Senior Brother knows he was wrong. What more punishment do you want? I'll let you get your revenge," Xie Weixing leaned closer, his fingers gently fastening his belt, his warm breath brushing against Tan Suiting's ear. "If that's not enough, you can bully him back as you please, okay?"

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