Are you really trying to cultivate immortality? Something feels off.

"Senior brother," Tan Suiting lowered his eyelashes slightly, his brows furrowing gently, his aloof and elegant demeanor reflecting off his pale profile, "I didn't sleep well last night, couldn't you tell?"

He leaned closer, deliberately pressing his lips against Xie Weixing's face, and whispered, "Don't you love me anymore?"

He knew he looked best like this, and Xie Weixing would definitely feel sorry for him.

In fact, Tan Suiting didn't have a clear understanding of his own appearance, probably because dragons are generally good-looking, and without comparison, it's difficult to highlight the key features.

So unlike Xie Weixing, who was born vain and whose daily hobby was studying himself in the mirror to see which angle looked best, which expression was the most handsome, the most flamboyant, and not greasy.

His perception of his appearance came entirely from his senior.

Because this is Xie Weixing's favorite way to look at it, it looks the best this way.

This is the key to Tan Suiting's judgment of beauty and ugliness.

"If I don't care about you, then there's no one in the whole world who will. If you want to sleep with me, so be it," Xie Weixing agreed, but then felt a little guilty and added, "...There's a big competition tomorrow, don't go too far."

What's the difference between this and going to a bar the night before the college entrance exam to play rock-paper-scissors and losing once, then having a ten-minute French kiss that lasts all night?

Tan Suiting's lips twitched slightly as she looked at him with pursed lips: "Senior brother, you love me, I like you the most."

"Now you know how to say sweet things to coax me," Xie Weixing laughed. "How do you want to kiss me?"

Tan Suiting leaned down and kissed the corner of his lips, his eyes deep and his eyelashes lightly covering his mouth: "A kiss on the tongue."

Xie Weixing paused for a moment, then chuckled and cursed inwardly.

Little Yellow Dragon.

He tilted his chin slightly, his warm breath brushing against the other's chin. His beautiful, almond-shaped eyes looked at Tan Suiting, their tips peeking out softly, tender and red, carrying a hint of probing allure.

Tan Suiting's fingertips trembled slightly. He lowered his head, took the fingertip into his mouth, and leaned in to kiss it. The two became entangled again.

"Mmm..." Xie Weixing murmured softly, her lips parting slightly as if asking for something, yet with a hint of seduction. Her eyelashes trembled, her gaze fixed on the other's face, clearly pleading, and she murmured, "Dragon Palace..."

Tan Suiting responded with a light but not heavy tone, his thin lips parting slightly: "Brother, hold me."

Having been teased by a certain slicked-back lion in various ways for so long, Tan Suiting had already gained experience in bed, and the nicknames Xie Weixing liked to hear came out more and more smoothly to him.

The two were young and impetuous. Tan Suiting was a dragon clan member known for his lust, while Xie Weixing was a young man who had been single for over twenty years in his previous life playing e-sports. When their eyes met, it was like lightning striking the earth, and their relationship blossomed into a passionate and vibrant affair.

In fact, Xie Weixing had discussed it with the system, and he probably had a sex addiction.

But his object of affection was Tan Suiting. That's only natural, isn't it?

Sometimes, even if Xiaolongdian doesn't lift a finger, he'll still commit crimes on his own, and he'll frantically think of mugwort.

The system ruthlessly pointed out: You're just sexually repressed from playing too many games, hence all this talk.

Xie Weixing remained silent for two seconds, then politely spoke up and thoroughly humiliated it.

Finally, the system couldn't take the scolding anymore and spoke up to remind you: It's related to you being single for too long, and it's also because of that whip you have.

Xie Weixing paused for a moment: Asking about dragon scales?

System reply: Hmm, you forgot? Okay, I'll immediately repeat the exact words spoken by Tan Suiting four years ago deep in the Beast Forest of Wanjian Mountain.

"Dragon Scale is different from ordinary spiritual weapons. It has a heavy karma of killing and can tempt people to kill, indulge in lust, and even fall into evil ways with evil thoughts. Even if the person wielding the whip has a firm mind, it is difficult to control."

The system has finished playing: Bloodlust, debauchery, did you hear that?

Xie Weixing was amazed and, after a long pause, blurted out: "Chili peppers can also enhance male virility."

The system almost failed to boot up and the machine was completely destroyed.

It gritted its teeth: First of all, don't give the artifact a strange, rural name that sounds like it's from a market. Secondly, if you can't summarize, don't summarize randomly. Even if you do summarize randomly, pay attention to your word choice. Finally, I really want to ask you, who exactly are you? Why does everything you say become so vulgar after coming through your mouth?

……

Xie Weixing was speechless and could only chuckle.

*

"I'm back, children," Fu Yao said, handing a box of pastries to Yu Xintang. "I watched the competition all day, I'm exhausted."

Yu Xintang naturally opened the box, took a piece of pastry and put it in her mouth, the sweet aroma filling the air: "How is it? Pretty amazing, huh?"

Shen Chunri came out after smelling the aroma, secretly took one and put it in his mouth, then took another and put it in his hand.

Fu Yao sat down and said, "Yes, the Dao Seeking Sect is indeed quite strong. You now have an opponent."

"It's mainly because they're old," Shen Chunri said, chewing and sniffing as he squatted on the stool.

"They're participating in the competition within the stipulated age range, so even at ninety-nine, it's still within the rules," Fu Yao poked her forehead. "You guys be careful, the other sects aren't weak either, and there are still a few sects that haven't participated today. We'll see about that later."

"Hmm." Yu Xintang choked on her pastry, poured herself a cup of tea, and then poured one for Fu Yao.

Nie Zhao passed by the door and glanced at him: "Junior Uncle, you're back."

"Hmm," Fu Yao took a sip of tea, then suddenly felt something was missing. She looked around a few times. "Where are Xie Xiaoshui and Tan Xiaolong?"

Yu Xintang didn't even lift her eyelids: "I'm asleep."

Fu Yao stood there, a question mark slowly appearing in her mind.

"Asleep?" she asked incredulously. "Isn't this early?"

"Xiaolong is picky about beds, he probably didn't sleep well last night when he arrived at the inn," Yu Xintang yawned. "Anyway, they've gone into their room, and they're probably asleep now."

"The two of them?" Fu Yao raised an eyebrow, sharply picking out those two words. "Xie Xiaoshui and Xiaolong, they slept together?"

"Yes," Shen Chunri replied, "Don't they often sleep together? Xiao Tan doesn't even recognize her own bed anymore."

"Who allowed them to sleep together? Nie Zhao, aren't you going to do anything about it?" Fu Yao looked up. "They're so old and still sleeping together, do they think they're teenagers? Aren't they ashamed?"

Nie Zhao raised an eyebrow, unusually speaking up for his junior brother: "Xiao Long is the youngest, and he's not used to sleeping in a bed. We can't let him go to the competition tomorrow with two big dark circles under his eyes."

"Your senior uncle told me before he left that they were not allowed to sleep together anymore," Fu Yao said helplessly. "He said that they're too old to be like this, they're not proper, and people will laugh at them."

"Who dares to laugh at us?" Shen Chunri said lazily, her tone cheerful. "We can just poison them all."

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Thank you everyone for liking me and the characters I create ww But I should take a few days off in September (not that I won't update at all, maybe one update a day, because I've been updating 3-4 times a day for two and a half months and it's really exhausting quq I'm not trying to play the victim, it's just that anyone would be tired after working for two and a half months straight and only having one day off orz So I hope you can understand my request for leave this time and that there are many drafts on Douyin, so go check them out!