Huayu 2005: Chat groups are full of real celebrities

Chapter 11: The Fermentation of 4 Escorts

Emerging from this paradise on earth, the bicycle was swaying back and forth, with four bags of food and drinks hanging from the handlebars, resembling a mobile general store.

Jiang Bei rode his electric scooter back home, looking completely dazed, as if his soul had been ripped from his body.

A gust of wind blew, and the plastic bags clattered and rattled, as if mercilessly mocking him.

These bags of stuff of yours are worth 20,000! 20,000 yuan!

The more he thought about it, the more heartbroken he became.

Then I started worrying about something even more deadly—

The collaboration with Ya Hua Zi.

"Won't she dump me because of this?"

"A project worth hundreds of thousands..."

"Did I just ruin myself?"

The more he thought about it, the more uneasy he felt, and in the end he could only console himself.

"I didn't know you guys were real celebrities."

Ignorance is no excuse.

"but……"

He paused, the face flashing through his mind.

"Liu Yifan is really beautiful."

"She's one of those rare girls who's even prettier in person than on TV; her skin is ridiculously good."

"And it's so white, it's glowing white."

"Your smile really shows your teeth..."

Thinking of this, he suddenly paused.

"The Little Fairy with Teeth Blossoms..."

"That name suits me quite well."

As I read, my mind inexplicably began to wander.

He didn't come to his senses until the electric scooter stopped downstairs at the rented apartment.

I picked up the bag and went upstairs.

Back in my room, the first thing I did was take out my phone.

No messages, no transfers, no new friend requests, nothing at all; it was eerily quiet.

Jiang Bei's heart sank.

"It's over."

"Did you really block me?"

He opened the chat window, hesitated for a moment, and then exited.

I clicked in again, then exited again.

After trying three times, I still didn't dare to send the message.

"Never mind, let's wait a bit longer."

Just as I was about to turn off my phone screen, a group message popped up with a "ding".

Walking hormones:

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

"Who's ever heard of one person hiring four female escorts?"

Hxm111:

"???"

"Holy crap, who is that? So powerful!"

Walking hormones:

"Who else could it be?"

"That guy in our group—Old Six 2026."

The group was silent for a second, then it exploded.

Hxm111:

"?? Four?"

"Really?"

"Did you take some kind of super-strength pill?"

Yang Mi, a beautiful woman:

"A paradise on earth? Is that the place?"

"The kind of thing where you can't spend less than tens of thousands in a single transaction?"

Walking hormones:

"Yes, that's the place."

"The key point is not the location."

"The key point is—he ordered four at once."

There was a two-second silence in the group chat, and then it exploded.

A recluse named Yi Kun:

"No, he asked Sisi to discuss the script at a place like that?"

"Order four more?"

Hxm111: "@老六2026, come out and explain yourself."

Walking hormones:

No explanation needed.

"He's probably still enjoying the service and doesn't have time to pay attention to us."

The group fell silent again, this time in an eerie silence.

Jiangbei couldn't take it anymore, so he turned on his computer, logged into QQ, and started typing away:

"You're the one enjoying the service!"

"I'm already back!"

Walking Hormones Replies Instantly:

"Oh, they're out."

Tell me about it.

"What's it like to win four times in a row? Does your legs go weak?"

Jiangbei's blood pressure instantly spiked to 180, and he felt like his skull was about to burst open.

"Go to hell with you!"

"I ordered four just to give myself courage!"

He simply laid his cards on the table:

"At first I thought you were a scam group!"

Do you even know what "cautious social anxiety survival" means?

There was a half-second silence in the group chat.

Then—I got even more excited.

Walking hormones:

[Quote] "I ordered four to bolster my courage..."

"See? He admitted it himself!"

Hxm111:

"Dude, your explanation is even more exciting than ordering four."

Jiangbei took a deep breath:

"You don't understand."

"In the future, there will be a scam where people pretend to be celebrities and lure others to secluded places to eat kidneys!"

"What if something goes wrong if we don't take precautions?"

Walking hormones:

"Okay, okay, okay."

"You should be on guard."

"To prevent hiring four escorts at once."

Yang Mi, a beautiful woman:

[Quote] "In the future, there will be people who specifically pretend to be celebrities..."

"[Panic][Panic] Is this kind of scam really going to happen in the future?"

Jiangbei: "..."

"That's another issue."

Just when the group chat was completely off track, Fairy Tooth suddenly popped up.

"Alright, stop laughing at him."

"I just came from Mr. Chikamatsu's place."

"The teacher gave his script a good review, saying it has the potential to be a hit."

Jiangbei was almost moved to tears.

—She didn't run away?

You even spoke up for him?

The next second, she added:

"However, his private behavior is his personal freedom."

"We will not interfere."

"After all, it's his own money he spent, so as long as he's happy."

Jiangbei: "???"

No, the more I listen to this, the more wrong it seems.

The group chat exploded.

Walking hormones:

Hahahaha!

"Official confirmation: The four escorts' services were legally provided!"

Jiang Bei froze.

"no……"

"How did I get verified?"

Before he could explain, his phone chimed with a notification that a payment had been received:

[A deposit of 37000 yuan has been made into your account ending in ****, current balance 38000.87 yuan]

Immediately afterwards, a private message popped up from the girl with the prominent teeth:

"The final payment for the outline and the song copyright fees have been transferred."

"Mr. Chikamatsu would like to see you. When are you free?"

Jiang Bei stared at the screen in silence for three seconds, finally managing to utter only one sentence:

"...I'm so emo."

"I guess I'll never be able to clear my name about having four hostesses in this situation."

He leaned back in his chair and rubbed his temples.

But despite the complaints, their minds were already starting to work.

A long-term project like "Hanna" is too demanding.

Preparation, casting, filming, distribution...

A complete process like this can take at least half a year to be implemented.

The most realistic thing is—

First, develop the things that can be implemented quickly.

The Brightest Star in the Night Sky.

Once this song is sung by "Little Fairy with Teeth," and then uploaded to a ringtone platform...

Add to that her current "black-and-red physique".

In Jiangbei, you can even see the numbers jumping in the background.

"Takeoff is certain."

He took a deep breath and typed a reply:

"Let's hold off on Professor Chikamatsu's matter for now."

"I'll refine the script a bit more."

"We're prioritizing singles right now."

"We aim to launch a trial run online in about ten days!"

The message was sent out almost instantly, and the little fairy with the toothbrush replied:

"Can."

"What time should we meet tomorrow?"

She paused for a second, then added another sentence.

"Don't tell me it's still a paradise on earth."

Upon seeing this sentence, Jiang Bei's lips twitched again.

Come to my house.

He was stunned for a moment after sending the message.

You just met them, and you're already inviting them over to your house?

That doesn't seem quite right.

As expected, the little fairy with the toothbrush quickly replied:

"Your home?"

Is it reliable?

"I need to bring bodyguards."

"To prevent you from having any ulterior motives."

Jiang Bei almost choked on his words, and he quickly typed an explanation.

"My home is my temporary workspace."

"We have the equipment, guitar, and recording software."

"It's mainly for making music arrangement and demo production easier."

After sending it, he added another address.

The conversation then paused briefly.

Teeth Flower Fairy:

"OK."

"See you tomorrow."

With just four simple words, the conversation ended.

Jiang Bei put down his phone and leaned back in his chair.

At that moment, he was truly a little dazed.

In his previous life, he was at least a legitimate television project producer.

He's seen big events and dealt with celebrities.

But all of that is separated by teams, processes, and countless layers of relationships.

What now?

I live alone in a rented room.

The room was so basic it looked like a bare shell, and there was a pile of junk piled up at the door.

Is Liu Yifei coming to his house to practice singing?

Jiang Bei couldn't help but chuckle.

It's a bit absurd, yet also a bit outrageous in its reality.

He could even picture what tomorrow would look like—

The fairy-like woman stood at the door of his dilapidated rented room, looking at the empty room and the rudimentary facilities. After three seconds of silence, she asked:

"You call this a studio?"

Thinking of this, he chuckled to himself.

But his hands didn't stop; he started tidying up the house.

The debris continues to be thoroughly cleaned.

Wipe the table once.

Mop the floor once.

Take a pat of the sofa cushions.

Even the water cups were arranged at an angle that "looked presentable".

The more you tidy it up, the more it looks like a proper place.

The more serious it seems, the more anxious I feel.

Until the entire room was so clean it was almost reflective.

Jiangbei stopped and comforted himself: