Transmigrated into a farmer's lucky charm, all the villains in the family panicked.
Chapter 1 I've Transmigrated into a Book!
"She's Yun Shengsheng, she's an idiot!!"
"I heard she's mute, and she's three years old and still can't speak!"
"Yeah, yeah, I even saw her eating poop last time!"
Yun Shengsheng's body trembled violently, her eyes widening as she stared in disbelief at the five mischievous children dressed in ancient costumes in front of her.
Yun Shengsheng: o(一︿一+)o
Hey!
You're the idiots! You're the ones who eat shit!
Your whole family eats shit...
"Bang!" A clod of dirt hit his head.
It was one of the naughty kids who smashed it.
Yun Shengsheng covered her head, glared fiercely at the brat who had attacked her, and looked down to find a stone to retaliate.
She's the kind of person who'll bite back if a dog bites her. Don't tell her the child is too young to understand; she won't listen!
But how come the ground is less than a meter from my head? These short arms, these strange clothes, this desolate environment.
Nothing's right!
She's the special assistant to the president of the international corporation. She just took a bullet for the president; shouldn't she be in the hospital? Or at least in the morgue?
Where is this?
It doesn't look like heaven at all.
It's more like—the countryside.
Before I could figure out what was going on, a loud shout rang out.
"Are you looking for death? Several of you are bullying my sister."
The children froze in unison, then scattered like birds and beasts.
He ran and howled.
"Ah! Run!"
"Yun Qiaoqiao, that tomboy, is here!"
"Run! Run!..."
A dark-skinned girl, about eleven or twelve years old and dressed like a teenager, pounced quickly, knocking down five unruly children without a care for the dirt, and immediately started hitting them.
"Serves you right for being so foul-mouthed, and for hitting my sister!"
"You dare call my sister an idiot and say she eats shit?"
"You're the fools."
"Back then, you didn't just eat shit, you also used urine and mud..."
As Yun Qiaoqiao continued hitting and cursing, she kept wondering to herself, "Who was speaking just now? It sounded like a little girl's voice."
She was distracted and looked around, but there was no one else besides her younger sister.
But my own sister can't speak!
Yun Shengsheng looked at Yun Qiaoqiao with curiosity.
[This dark-skinned girl's fighting style is so realistic, I really want to give her a thumbs up! How can she be so cool!]
Hearing the praise, Yun Qiaoqiao felt a little embarrassed and hit even harder.
But what's even stranger is, who is speaking?
"Hey? Xiao Si, why are you hitting someone?"
"Stop it, stop it."
Everyone turned to look. A middle-aged woman with a slender figure and beautiful face walked briskly towards them, carrying a basket in her hand.
Yun Qiaoqiao's eyes lit up, and she pointed at the people on the ground, shouting, "Mom! They beat Xiao Wu! They even called Xiao Wu an idiot and said he ate shit!"
Yun Shengsheng: ? ? ?
Who is she talking about? Why does it feel like she's talking about me?
Yun Qiaoqiao glanced over in a flash.
She stared in astonishment at her younger sister.
Is that my younger sister speaking?
But my sister didn't move her mouth!
The woman was stunned for a moment, but then she suddenly flew into a rage when she thought of the grievances her little girl had suffered.
He hurled the vegetable basket he was holding at them. Potatoes, sweet potatoes, and various vegetable leaves rained down on the unruly kids, covering them completely.
"You little beast! How dare you hit my daughter? How dare you insult my daughter?"
"You're all dead today!"
"If I don't beat the shit out of you, I'm not Gan Yuwan!"
As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves, took a step forward, and his momentum was so strong that Yun Qiaoqiao was pushed back a step.
Yun Shengsheng's mind went blank.
[Gan Yuwan? Yun Qiaoqiao? And Yun Shengsheng...]
Memories that didn't belong to her suddenly flooded in—
[Holy crap! I've transmigrated into a book!]
[Isn't this the novel "The Soft and Charming Heartthrob, Addicted to This One and That One" that was in the CEO's trash can the other day? I was cursing the CEO for being crazy to read this kind of stuff, and then after I finished cursing him, I read it all the way through.]
[Unexpectedly, I ended up being the female protagonist's cousin in the story. That little silly girl with the same name as me, who couldn't speak until she was three!]
Moreover, in my family, my parents had five daughters but no sons; the whole family was vicious and villainous.
Her father was ruthless; he killed and buried the body!
[Her mother was utterly depraved; she poisoned the food at the banquet!]
[The eldest sister beat her mother-in-law to death in order to divorce her husband!]
[The second sister severely injured a noble person and then threw him into the wilderness to be fed to wolves!]
The third sister stole money and eloped with her gigolo!
The fourth sister disguised herself as a man and infiltrated a bandit stronghold to rob and plunder!
[I was the fifth child in my family, and at a young age I stole food from an old lady and was poisoned to death with rat poison...]
Yun Sheng opened her mouth, but found she couldn't speak, so she let out a big sigh.
[Even knowing the plot wouldn't change the family's fate! So why let her transmigrate into the book? It would be better if she just died; she'd suffer less!]
Yun Qiaoqiao stared at Yun Shengsheng in shock.
This time she heard it clearly; it was her younger sister speaking! But her younger sister really didn't move her mouth!
Could it be that these are your true feelings?
But what is this little sister talking about? She would rob and plunder? How is that possible?
Gan Yuwan, who was engrossed in the activity, stopped what she was doing and looked at her little girl with shock and excitement.
Shockingly, she could hear her little girl's innermost thoughts.
What's exciting is that my little girl seems to have become smarter and is no longer dull and silly.
As for what her little girl said, she didn't quite understand it and didn't believe most of it.
How could she possibly poison the food...?
When the kids saw Gan Yuwan stop, they quickly got up and ran away.
Gan Yuwan kicked the slowest runner in the buttocks, and didn't forget to make some harsh remarks.
"If I see you bullying my daughter again, I'll break your legs..."
Afterwards, Gan Yuwan pulled Yun Shengsheng and Yun Qiaoqiao, who were carrying baskets, to hurry home to change their clothes, because Gan Yuwan was going to help prepare a feast at the Huang family's house in the county town today.
The three of them rode in the village's oxcart, swaying and rattling for an hour, until they arrived in the county. Then, they went to the back kitchen of Master Huang's house, knowing the way like the back of the road.
The kitchen was quite large, but with about ten people hurriedly cooking inside, it became a bit crowded.
Aunt Liang, who was washing vegetables by the door, wiped the sweat from her brow and said unhappily, "Why are you so late today? If you didn't want to work, you should have said so earlier!"
Gan Yuwan quickly went to help, her face full of flattery, "Oh, it's my fault, Aunt Liang, you should rest, I'll do it!"
She also called out to Yun Qiaoqiao, "Qiaoqiao, you should help your aunt pick and wash the vegetables too."
"How could we let Aunt Liang do it!"
Aunt Liang saw that Yun Qiaoqiao was also helping, but she only needed to pay one wage, so she didn't make things difficult for her and turned to busy herself with other things.
Yun Qiaoqiao was clearly used to it; she quickly placed a stool against the wall for Yun Shengsheng to sit down. Then she took out a broken bowl and put a few soybeans in it.
"Xiao Wu, you stay here and count the beans, but don't run around!" After she finished speaking, she went to help pick vegetables.
Yun Shengsheng was holding a broken bowl; if she were sitting on the street, she would look like a beggar.
She turned her head speechlessly, just in time to see her mother swiftly stuff a piece of lard into her bosom, her eyes darting around furtively...
Yun Shengsheng's eyes widened.
[Oh my god, I remember now! In the original storyline, my adoptive mother stole a lot of things from the master's family today, and then she got caught...]
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